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Fried chicken, grits, cornbread, mashed sweet potatoes
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cornflakes and pennies
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Mar 25, 2015 15:06
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4 cans Campbell's Cream of Ipecac soup
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Mar 25, 2015 15:06
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Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:A cake highlighting the plight of women who suffer genital mutilation by an artist that uses racist themes in their work. White people were super offended at such a thing until it was revealed the artist was black so they directed their anger at a white politician instead then it kinda died down. thanks, i'm at work and wasn't sure i wanted to search for that
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Mar 25, 2015 15:06
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:The US enjoys executing retarded people, like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Ray_Rector who lobotomized himself with a gun. For his last meal he ordered pecan pie for dessert, but decided to "save it for later", so he could have something to eat after his execution was over. It's like he woke up one day and decided "Hmmn, what can I do that will piss a jury off at me?" quote:On March 21, 1981, Rector and some friends drove to a dance hall at Tommy’s Old-Fashioned Home-Style Restaurant in Conway. When one friend who could not pay the three-dollar cover charge was refused entry, Rector became incensed and pulled a .38 caliber pistol from his waist band. He fired several shots, wounding two and killing a third man named Arthur Criswell That said, killing him is still pretty hosed up.
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Mar 25, 2015 16:00
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I like when they ask for like 10 lbs of food so when they poo poo themselves on the death bed it's like the biggest dump ever. or when they ask for something specific like Burger King but then get denied and get some lovely cafeteria soy burger or something, that poo poo's cold
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Mar 25, 2015 16:05
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Pizza party?
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Mar 25, 2015 16:08
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Drunk & Ugly posted:I like when they ask for like 10 lbs of food so when they poo poo themselves on the death bed it's like the biggest dump ever. or when they ask for something specific like Burger King but then get denied and get some lovely cafeteria soy burger or something, that poo poo's cold I think when you get executed you're already sort of used to letdowns
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Mar 25, 2015 16:20
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volcano nachos from the sleaziest taco bell in town
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Mar 25, 2015 16:22
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pasghetti with beatmalls and a strawberry milk (can i have a silly straw please?)
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Mar 25, 2015 16:30
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I request feces so my poo poo smells more
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Mar 25, 2015 16:43
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Or volcano nachos from Taco Bell
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Mar 25, 2015 16:43
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I would butt-chug a hand grenade, put the pull ring on my finger bend over grabbing my rear end cheeks and go out with an explosive goatse (exploatse... if only I could live to see the meme) Either that or 2 liters of diet Pepsi and 100 mentos (butt chugged)
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Mar 25, 2015 16:53
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dat one thang from teh epic meal timez
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Mar 25, 2015 16:55
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hey op your post made me lol for reals good poo poo
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Mar 25, 2015 17:02
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the governor's wife's pussy
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Mar 25, 2015 17:04
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BUTTONS THAT LOOK LIKE CANDY
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Mar 25, 2015 17:05
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Gyro Waffle fries Sugar cream pie Surge
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Mar 25, 2015 22:02
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Nckdictator posted:It's like he woke up one day and decided "Hmmn, what can I do that will piss a jury off at me?" I think if your name is Ricky Ray there's like an 80% chance you're gonna wind up on death row eventually.
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Mar 25, 2015 22:09
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:The US enjoys executing retarded people, like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Ray_Rector who lobotomized himself with a gun. For his last meal he ordered pecan pie for dessert, but decided to "save it for later", so he could have something to eat after his execution was over. Dear sir and/or madam and/or other, you just robbed me of my first and only idea for a joke.  I guess that kind of makes me a retard? So in that case fried chicken, please. Thighs only though. Retards might face execution but nobody deserves to be fobbed off with 'keel' parts, breast sections or whatever the hell those inferior bits are called.
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Mar 25, 2015 22:24
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i didnt do it *sound of an adult man with downs syndrome weeping*
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Mar 26, 2015 04:09
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Daedra posted:fine murder em all and let allah sort em out only true post ive read on these piss forums
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Mar 26, 2015 04:17
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20 packs of mentors and a case of diet coke
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Mar 26, 2015 04:17
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a hotdog from doobies, and a 600 year old glass of wine.
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Mar 26, 2015 04:18
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:a hotdog from doobies, and a 600 year old glass of wine. fun fact: did u know the queen (of england) she has a bottle of wine inher cellears that is signed by benjamin franklin on hte label!!! ~far out~
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Mar 26, 2015 04:19
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Orkin Mang posted:fun fact: did u know the queen (of england) she has a bottle of wine inher cellears that is signed by benjamin franklin on hte label!!! "I've had better. Telegraph me sometime *fake numbers*" ~B.F.
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Mar 26, 2015 04:20
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katlington posted:i didnt do it thanks now im sad rear end in a top hat
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Mar 26, 2015 04:21
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k so ur familiar with it.
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Mar 26, 2015 04:21
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A pizza degreased by Uli himself to delay the execution
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Mar 26, 2015 04:27
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A food that I'm strongly allergic to. Eat, almost die, execution delayed, escape from medical ward if lucky. Aw yes. oops I forgot I'm a RETARD on death row, so 2 liters of grape soda and a chocolate pizza please.
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Mar 26, 2015 04:51
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I still don't understand why people are against eugenics if we humanely aborted or killed retards and other aberrant forms at birth, we wouldn't have to execute them after giving them an opportunity to kill people
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Mar 26, 2015 04:53
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I still don't understand why people are against eugenics guys, forums poster Ein cooler Typ is now in charge of making the list of who gets aborted and who doesnt
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Mar 26, 2015 04:55
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I wanna double cheeseburger And hold the lettuce Don't be fronin son No seeds on da bun Up in this die thru Order for one Gotta cravin' for a number nine, like my gun! I need some chicken up in here, In this hizzle Fer shizzle my nizzle, Extra salt on the frizzle Dr. Pepper my brother, Another for ya mother Double double supa size, And don't forget the fries!
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Mar 26, 2015 04:59
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i'd probably want a bunch of sea food and burritos. even as a r*tard.
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Mar 26, 2015 04:59
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plate that has smiley face made of fried weggs, mr. oink oink and snossage. 
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Mar 26, 2015 05:04
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NightVis posted:thanks now im sad rear end in a top hat same
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Mar 26, 2015 05:08
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i'll just have what the op's having
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Mar 26, 2015 05:45
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:The US enjoys executing retarded people, like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Ray_Rector who lobotomized himself with a gun. For his last meal he ordered pecan pie for dessert, but decided to "save it for later", so he could have something to eat after his execution was over. haha
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Mar 26, 2015 05:52
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haljordan posted:I think if your name is Ricky Ray there's like an 80% chance you're gonna wind up on death row eventually. Lol 
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:The US enjoys executing retarded people, like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Ray_Rector who lobotomized himself with a gun. For his last meal he ordered pecan pie for dessert, but decided to "save it for later", so he could have something to eat after his execution was over. ahhh i was wondering where they got that little tidbit in no country
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