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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

crazy cuckoo carp

Gym Leader Barack
Oct 31, 2005

Grimey Drawer
There's nothing stopping it from swimming in your poop.

Think bigger son

open container
Sep 16, 2008
i really hate when people use the label "fishy" as a pejorative for suspicious. Not only that, if people are using it to describe a smell, the smell is assumed to be revolting.

"That fish was delicious; it didn't smell like fish at all!" :haw:

How callous can you be?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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open container posted:

i really hate when people use the label "fishy" as a pejorative for suspicious. Not only that, if people are using it to describe a smell, the smell is assumed to be revolting.

"That fish was delicious; it didn't smell like fish at all!" :haw:

How callous can you be?

yeah pls check your mammal privilege

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Lol I just loving plotzed!

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

they never clean themselves or their homes. no pride or self respect

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Rapman the Cook posted:

Lol I just loving plotzed!

pls dont swim in it

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

i was in a hospital waiting room and they had this bigass aquarium there

i was watching the fishes and one fucker squeezes out this massive long-rear end noodle-like poo poo

it slowly tumbles down but this other creative feller just zips in and devours it like it's a blessing from fish-jesus himself

i then had an answer as to where all of the ocean's poo goes

thank u for ur time and attention my dear gbs friends

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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awesome-express posted:

i was in a hospital waiting room and they had this bigass aquarium there

i was watching the fishes and one fucker squeezes out this massive long-rear end noodle-like poo poo

it slowly tumbles down but this other creative feller just zips in and devours it like it's a blessing from fish-jesus himself

i then had an answer as to where all of the ocean's poo goes

thank u for ur time and attention my dear gbs friends

the ciiiiircle of liiiiiife

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Fish aren't even pets because you can't pet them. They're just wastes.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

burritolingus posted:

Fish aren't even pets because you can't pet them. They're just wastes.

yeah but fish wont judge you like dogs and cats will, hey i am taking a poop in here quit loving scrathcing the loving door jkust let me poop god damnit fluffers if you dont stop scratching

Placid Marmot
Apr 28, 2013

A misanthrope posted:

the ciiiiircle of liiiiiife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsVRIqOhGA

az
Dec 2, 2005

dont keep fish in a bowl its not nice

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Poor fishy. It's not ashamed to be swimming in its own waste. It's ashamed to have a lovely owner that lets that happen, keeps it too cold, and makes it live in a tiny cramped space.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
:( fish are people too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Rambling Robot posted:

:( fish are people too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F*cked up if true

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Humboldt Squid posted:

F*cked up if true

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

close your mouth ya fukn groper! lmao

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

OP, are you reading my mind?
Because if you are...

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Fish are delicious and nutricious. Im especially fond of butterfish sashimi.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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lol

I.C. posted:

OP, are you reading my mind?
Because if you are...

yes and..oh god. so much blood.

even the children? jesus. oh jesus

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
blimp

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

dirigible

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i was gonna use that lil funny word on the fat shaming thread but unfortunately that one forbidden lesbain dude gassed it, lane . . . . .before i had a chance

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I seduce land mammals.

I make Tom Hanks fall in love with me.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp
I just ate so much soup that im sweating

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
epic joke thread friend xD

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

nonazis
Oct 13, 2014

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

A misanthrope posted:

even the children? jesus. oh jesus

It's 3 AM, do you know where your son is being used as a sex slave?

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

quack lmao

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
That bowl is far too small for that fish op

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
When I went codfishing, they poo poo themselves once I pulled them into the boat.

To be fair, they refused the blindfold and cigarette before I brained them against the hull.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
im fish.

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

"No, im totally healthy!!!!!"
*cant walk*
*cant breathe air*

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

she looks high

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
get your poo poo together fish

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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lol

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


this is good because if you don't like the words you can look at a cool fish.

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