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hahah thats so loving dumb
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PYF is filled with some very odd posters.
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Nathilus posted:im ok with this but only cuz clapping is stupid and jazz hands are awesome. being in a stadium with 10,000+ people doing jazz hands sounds like a potentially really good time. @NFL please ask your fans to stop clapping and yelling when points are scored. it is very triggering and patriarchal. thanks (^.^) retweet and share!
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Mar 25, 2015 14:40
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this is so good. too good. I wonder if its a setup or experimentquote:I am woman hear me roar, but not clap because that freaks people out. Probably roaring is out too.
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Mar 25, 2015 14:41
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ashgromnies posted:@NFL please ask your fans to stop clapping and yelling when points are scored. it is very triggering and patriarchal. thanks (^.^) retweet and share! nus reminded me of snu which reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdrUW--Jic
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This is an Onion article you dummies! No sane person would consider this a good idea. Actually, working in the psych. ward they tell you to avoid making loud noises around the psychiatric patients.
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Mar 25, 2015 14:45
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How dare you.
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Mar 25, 2015 14:46
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*starts seizing and frothing on the ground*
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Mar 25, 2015 14:46
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hoist by your own petard, seinfeld 
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Mar 25, 2015 14:47
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Peter Pan: PLEASE! IF YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES CLAP YOUR HANDS! I THINK TINK CAN GET BETTER IF YOU DO!!! Audience: *jazzhands* WE BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!!! ;.; Tink: *dies* someone buy my screenplay thanks.
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Mar 25, 2015 14:48
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Well I mean feminism is pretty much hosed now time to embrace the patriarchy.
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Mar 25, 2015 14:49
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in contrast to that NYC liberal scumbag Ron Paul remains a true hero of the people
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Nathilus posted:Peter Pan: PLEASE! IF YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES CLAP YOUR HANDS! I THINK TINK CAN GET BETTER IF YOU DO!!! a comic, in text (because I can't draw) 1) crowded conference hall. speaker wrapping up. audience gives standing ovation 2) zoom in on protagonist. clenching muscles, grinding teeth/biting lips, bug-eyed in fear 3-4) flashback: jungles of Vietnam. charlie is all around our protagonist, boxing them in. they're clapping.
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Mar 25, 2015 15:03
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Applewhite posted:This is why it was a bad idea to get rid of the draft. Agreedo. But let the recruits keep Twitter. "The Drill Sergeant YELLED at me!!"
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Mar 25, 2015 15:10
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Applewhite posted:This is why it was a bad idea to get rid of the draft. We all have to enroll with Selective Service anyway, so that's a bit like the draft.
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Mar 25, 2015 15:17
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Every time I eat applesauce it is to the sounds of a raucous standing ovation. Because there is no applesauce without applause. ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Mar 25, 2015 |
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Mar 25, 2015 15:30
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As a child, I studied in a religious school. They'd hold a special "prayer week" once a year, and bring a speaker to talk about whatever they saw fit. One of them was a middle-aged woman who actually banned us from clapping and made us do those shaky jazz hands, since applause was "disruptive and disrespectful". So it took away one of the few things that weren't completely soporific from these kind of events, which is to clap loudly and vigorously just for the hell of it and to make noise. We had to sing songs, as usual, so I just screamed at the top of my lungs like everyone else. It was all tweens with cracking voices, so no one gave a poo poo about tune, except the kids who sang in the choir, but gently caress them anyway. I hope they got diddled.
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Mar 25, 2015 15:31
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 but not around the women
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Mar 25, 2015 15:36
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Can I snap? My fingers not my brain
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Mar 25, 2015 15:47
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quote:Cleopatra2 hours ago Can somebody please translate this into English?
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gnarlyhotep posted:Can somebody please translate this into English? "I cannot believe this is a thing that is happens in the now of our times."
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Thanks
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At the conclusion of the conference, a tribute to Comrade Stalin was called for. Of course, everyone stood up (just as everyone had leaped to his feet during the conference at every mention of his name). ... For three minutes, four minutes, five minutes, the stormy applause, rising to an ovation, continued. But palms were getting sore and raised arms were already aching. And the older people were panting from exhaustion. It was becoming insufferably silly even to those who really adored Stalin. However, who would dare to be the first to stop? … After all, NKVD men were standing in the hall applauding and watching to see who would quit first! And in the obscure, small hall, unknown to the leader, the applause went on – six, seven, eight minutes! They were done for! Their goose was cooked! They couldn’t stop now till they collapsed with heart attacks! At the rear of the hall, which was crowded, they could of course cheat a bit, clap less frequently, less vigorously, not so eagerly – but up there with the presidium where everyone could see them? The director of the local paper factory, an independent and strong-minded man, stood with the presidium. Aware of all the falsity and all the impossibility of the situation, he still kept on applauding! Nine minutes! Ten! In anguish he watched the secretary of the District Party Committee, but the latter dared not stop. Insanity! To the last man! With make-believe enthusiasm on their faces, looking at each other with faint hope, the district leaders were just going to go on and on applauding till they fell where they stood, till they were carried out of the hall on stretchers! And even then those who were left would not falter… Then, after eleven minutes, the director of the paper factory assumed a businesslike expression and sat down in his seat. And, oh, a miracle took place! Where had the universal, uninhibited, indescribable enthusiasm gone? To a man, everyone else stopped dead and sat down. They had been saved! The squirrel had been smart enough to jump off his revolving wheel. That, however, was how they discovered who the independent people were. And that was how they went about eliminating them. That same night the factory director was arrested. They easily pasted ten years on him on the pretext of something quite different. But after he had signed Form 206, the final document of the interrogation, his interrogator reminded him: “Don’t ever be the first to stop applauding.”
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Mar 25, 2015 15:50
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Like, would they ostracize the few people that would prefer to clap? Then BLAM! Got them in a hypocrisy!
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Mar 25, 2015 15:54
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Decebal posted:This is an Onion article you dummies! That was my first though too, but no hits on the Onion. Link or GTFO.
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Mar 25, 2015 16:21
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Frog Act posted:sudont posted: YOU CAN PRY MY CLAPPING OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS, LIBTARDS -nra guy
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Mar 25, 2015 16:23
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I'm just glad feminism has caught up to what everyone else already knew. Women are weak easily startled creatures. For their own mental welfare they should be kept in quiet predictable environments, like kitchens.
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Mar 25, 2015 16:24
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dMastri posted:Wait is this a real post? Is using jazz hands in place of clapping a legit thing that "most non-deaf groups use"? i mean, it's often rude and disruptive to the flow to start applauding in the middle of a presentation. but the answer is "hold your applause til the end", not "wave your hands in the air like you just don't care"
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Mar 25, 2015 17:18
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let's not forget the origins of jazz hands, ladies
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Applewhite posted:This is why it was a bad idea to get rid of the draft. the American draft never included ladies, the first part of this makes no sense
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Mar 25, 2015 17:48
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If you're really, really excited you are permitted to sing My Mammy
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I can't wait to see Jon Stewarts take on this and probably tell me that I'm bad because I think its funny and find the one person who has a real condition to startling loud stimuli in that audience and humanize it.
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Mar 25, 2015 18:03
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KoRMaK posted:I can't wait to see Jon Stewarts take on this and probably tell me that I'm bad because I think its funny and find the one person who has a real condition to startling loud stimuli in that audience and humanize it. Being easily startled is one of the signs of Autism.
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Mar 25, 2015 18:04
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Decebal posted:Being easily startled is one of the signs of Autism.
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Mar 25, 2015 18:05
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i was raped by a live studio audience.
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Mar 25, 2015 18:06
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When they say something you approve of just wave your cock at them instead.
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the year is 2024 February 2: ISIS has invaded mainland USA February 16: ISIS has won total control of the USA after all opposing forces declared 'this is too anxiety inducing' and ran away
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Mar 25, 2015 18:11
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If the sound of clapping can give you an anxiety attack or w/e then I seriously doubt you're going anywhere near an actual public gathering where clapping may occur.
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Haha yes, the national center for PTSD vets also frowns on loud sounds. I wonder why?
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