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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Post whatever "suits you".

I can accurately predict financial boons/failures, romantic relationships, deaths etc.....

other palm(post) readers are not allowed in this thread BTW

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:firstpost:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

you will break the guiness world record for suckin cock, good job champ

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

texaholic posted:

you will break the guiness world record for suckin cock, good job champ

thank god, all this practice i've been getting down at the glory hole wont go to waste.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
the stars at night, are big and bright

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Tupac Shakur is alive

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

thank god, all this practice i've been getting down at the glory hole wont go to waste.

sadly you will not break even, suckin all that cock will net you -$48.37.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

texaholic posted:

sadly you will not break even, suckin all that cock will net you -$48.37.

oh well... do what you love, right?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

BigBoss posted:

the stars at night, are big and bright

you will marry a beautiful woman and make some beautiful babies, your wife will eventually lose her mind and drown the kids in the bathtub. No wife increases your work productivity and you make CEO and gently caress a bunch a strippers until you die of a heart attack at 74 years old.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

VoxIsMyCowboy posted:

Tupac Shakur is alive

Tupac Shakur will kill you in a "car accident" later this week.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

you will marry a beautiful woman and make some beautiful babies, your wife will eventually lose her mind and drown the kids in the bathtub. No wife increases your work productivity and you make CEO and gently caress a bunch a strippers until you die of a heart attack at 74 years old.

poo poo, 2 years until my heart attack. better get busy.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

you will totally bro out with your bros until you are 45 years and then you will manage a mcdonalds or something kinda hazy actually,

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I'm actually district manager of McDonald's, so you predict a demotion I see

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*Holds out hand for palm reading*

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Applewhite posted:

*Holds out hand for palm reading*

This hand will touch the semen of five guys in the next 48 hours, you are a pervert

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Texas is a large and beautiful state

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I'm actually district manager of McDonald's, so you predict a demotion I see

Yeah you kill a homeless man in a drunk driving episode at a burger King at the age of 43 and 1/2 years old. The regional VP is more upset about you eating at the BK and demotes you. There is nothing you can do to change the future, FYI

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
tell me

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Luvcow posted:

Texas is a large and beautiful state

You will find riches as a porn producer, catering to a very specific Fetish. Texans cuckolding Oklahomans.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Car crash 10:47am April 27th 2019 in Miami Florida. A family of four dies and you are responsible because you are on a coke bender. You go to jail and get raped alot.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
dang

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

texaholic posted:

Yeah you kill a homeless man in a drunk driving episode at a burger King at the age of 43 and 1/2 years old. The regional VP is more upset about you eating at the BK and demotes you. There is nothing you can do to change the future, FYI

But it is against my religion to drink booze

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

But it is against my religion to drink booze

This changes when your wife leaves you for your pastor. Sorry bro

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
*presses butt to screen for butt reading*

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

*reaches out with smegma and cum covered hand*

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Post

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

SquadronROE posted:

*presses butt to screen for butt reading*

you will lose your butt in a freak chainsaw accident, doctors will offer to remove your arms to make butt flesh so will can have a butt again. I only know you will make the decision not what you will choose.

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You are the devil and will become the mayor of Detroit, Michigan one day


Blue Train posted:

*reaches out with smegma and cum covered hand*

Same poo poo. different day for you.

You will never learn to talk to girls, but will attend every e3 event for the rest of your life.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I don't like the word titillate. It seems inaccurate

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

utterlycorrupt posted:

I don't like the word titillate. It seems inaccurate

you will lead a perfectly normal life, except for the fact your husband gets pregnant and no can figure out how it happened. Yes I meant to type husband, doctors worldwide are baffled.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Balls Johnson here

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
there's INDIAN left overs in the fridge but I am too lazy to microwave so instead I ate tortilla chips and my phone gets excited when I use the word INDIAN

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
am i going to die

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
:coolfish:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Icon Of Sin posted:

Balls Johnson here

you will eventually lose your balls and become what you have always wanted to be, which is a woman!


October Revolution posted:

there's INDIAN left overs in the fridge but I am too lazy to microwave so instead I ate tortilla chips and my phone gets excited when I use the word INDIAN

you will marry a beautiful indian lady, only problem is she has been gang-raped and your little weiner doesn't please her. Her parents will hate you because you love eating cows.


Protocol7 posted:

am i going to die

You will die trying to save a kitten who got stuck in a tree, your too fat and break some limps and fall to ground cracking your skull open on a concrete curb. Onlookers scream in horror at your hosed up head, the kitten lands on your enormous gut and survives undamaged. Keeping living an unhealthy life style it will save a cat someday.



you are a fisherman and will catch some bigass fish and sharks and just chill by the ocean and not really do anything with your life ever except fish.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I've got a tattoo of Florida on my dick

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Dr Cheeto posted:

I've got a tattoo of Florida on my dick

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

texaholic posted:

This hand will touch the semen of five guys in the next 48 hours, you are a pervert

I was hoping you'd tell me something I didn't already know.

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Dr Cheeto posted:

I've got a tattoo of Florida on my dick

you aren't smart enough to understand or comprehend this but you are "florida man". You will live to the age of 173 years, your last 73 years you will survive on nothing more than meth and stale donuts.

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