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The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Situation:

>be 30 and a brand-name uni dropout
no kids
living in a large American metro in roomate situation (own room)
all bills paid for 37 more days (room, utilities, internet, counseling, methadone)
plenty of food on deck
$100 in pocket
no relationship
just got fired over inability to get alcohol permit (2 DUIs 8 years ago)
not on any aid programs
no health insurance
rent/bills after a month will be roughly $650 to buy 30 more days (including food/methadone/counseling)
minor criminal record

Wat do?

Work immediately?
Kill time?
Work a week or two to buy another month?

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:firstpost:

two words: hookers, blow

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:firstpost:

E: lol :respek:

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

haha the race is on tonight!

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

haha the race is on tonight!

The gently caress dio you have to mention my Jewish handicap/advantage?

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

The gently caress dio you have to mention my Jewish handicap/advantage?


i'm the one with a hat

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Situation:

>be 30 and a brand-name uni dropout
no kids
living in a large American metro in roomate situation (own room)
all bills paid for 37 more days (room, utilities, internet, counseling, methadone)
plenty of food on deck
$100 in pocket
no relationship
just got fired over inability to get alcohol permit (2 DUIs 8 years ago)
not on any aid programs
no health insurance
rent/bills after a month will be roughly $650 to buy 30 more days (including food/methadone/counseling)
minor criminal record

Wat do?

Work immediately?
Kill time?
Work a week or two to buy another month?

get your life back together so you don't need methadone or the internet's random whims to fill your time

Kaloioannes
Oct 9, 2014
I don't understand the use of the words "without worry" when it's been established that you have a lot to worry about.

You're supposed to worry when things are about to go down the crapper. That's the point of worrying. You don't blow it off and start worrying once you're already homeless and addicted to crystal meth.

Is this how you live your life, OP?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
fact: Not_Rainbow_Horse and The_Book_Of_Harry are the same person. this is just sad imo

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
get a job

spacemang_spliff fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Mar 26, 2015

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:


i'm the one with a hat

:godwin:

Just another day at the races

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

i mean every month i have 30 days with the rent paid but the thing is in another 30 days i'll need to pay it again so i go to work

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

fact: Not_Rainbow_Horse and The_Book_Of_Harry are the same person. this is just sad imo

i have no way to disprove this.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
join the cops, go undercover, do all the blow you want in order to save the city from a godless sodomite

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

i paid my rent on march 1st and i had 30 days without having to worry about rent but in 6 days i'll have to worry about it again, but then i won't for 30 days

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Thailand

Meth

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 3: and your done!

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

quote:



what the hell is this? some kind of shaving simulator?

Kaloioannes
Oct 9, 2014
Get free money NOW.

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
your mum

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
dehumanize yourself and kil yor famil

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


shove poo poo in your rear end till you're stupid high.

Also take out a payday loan if those exist.. they dont know you dont have that job no more.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
start playing eve online

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Y'all motherfuckers need jesus.

i can get more time.

i can work for a little bit to pay rent again.

I'm at a unique point in time with no attachments, and no real worries.

Fuckers with mortgages and children just don't get it.

.....

Yes, i could have had your life...but i don't want it, and i certainly don't want now to work toward it.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Smoke crack

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

End it all with a massive speed ball

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
don't play eve or smoke crack unless you do both then one will feed the other in an ouroboros of productivity and plenty

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

End it all with a massive speed ball

come on, man.

I'm 30 and on methadone.

You think that's not old hat?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Methadone doesn't stop crack from working

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
nigga you need some of that good poo poo

im talking about Ibogaine

man

stop wasting your time on loving methadone when you can just be free of the drug forever


after your clean find yourself a fine rear end black chick who works at the dmv and have her print you a new identity

burn your fingertips off and start your new life


peace out

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
$100 can buy a lot of Joose

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

My plan so far had been:

run a silly c/b on a couple dozen foods/supplements at ALDI to find a cheap way to stay alive
pay bills in advance
open dialogues with new employers

my biggest fear is being employed tomorrow.

because it's always there.

and tomorrow looks like freedom, for a little while.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Well, I just lost my lovely job because work found out about my 2 DUI convictions in 2007. I can't get licensed to sell alcohol in this part of town.

Time to gently caress up.

I grabbed some dope, weed, booze and entertainment...gonna leave my place and hole-up in an abandoned house for a day or two.

Cheers!

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

lmbo

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

sounds good

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Are you dying? I don't get it. Do what you want.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013


yeah that happened...

now wat do?

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Wizzle
Jun 7, 2004

Most
Parochial
Poster


Top City Homo posted:

nigga you need some of that good poo poo

im talking about Ibogaine

man

stop wasting your time on loving methadone when you can just be free of the drug forever


after your clean find yourself a fine rear end black chick who works at the dmv and have her print you a new identity

burn your fingertips off and start your new life


peace out

I just read an article about that. It sounds like it could really benefit a lot of people. No one knows much about it but if you don't give a poo poo about anything, do it. Then report back. If you are still alive.

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