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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

What the gently caress is wrong with you? What is this poo poo?

Go back to 4chan or whatever cretinous poo poo hole you came from.

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
File for unemployment and food stamps, shithead.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
If you get hooked on drugs you're a mental retard.

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Invest your money in fuxking bitcoins OP you'll triple or double your money in just a few days

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

I'm stunned at the lack of imagination you goons have displayed, with a few exceptions.

Does nobody have any hobbies anymore?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
any good hobby requires at least some money dude

my recommendation is to work until you hvae more money then quit , and make a new thread

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
you should be worrying a lot or perhaps kill yourself

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Go birdwatching, op! It's a thrill!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Go hand out bibles on a college campus, op! Spread His word!

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

Wait $650 for rent and drugs? gently caress the rent, spend it all on drugs. Do them all at once and no more worries.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Go pick up trash on the side of a highway op! Help out your community!

























(and if we're lucky, you'll be killed by a drunk driver!)

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Matey posted:

Go pick up trash on the side of a highway op! Help out your community!

(and if we're lucky, you'll be killed by a drunk driver!)





I do more charity work in a week than you in your lifetime, dumbass.

Yet again, all I see is

***RAGE***

"My life is a shitheap, and you're comfortable!!!111!! Fack U!"

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

1gnoirents posted:

any good hobby requires at least some money dude

my recommendation is to work until you hvae more money then quit , and make a new thread

name a good hobby, and i'll consider this

my old hobbies include:
chess (nearly free
reading (nearly free)
internet (nearly free
CCGs (not free or cool)
stamp collecting (not free and uncool)

...I know what i'll take

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
op

i change my vote


kill urself

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
I just want to wave my hand back and forth in front of your face and see if you have a reaction

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

name a good hobby, and i'll consider this

my old hobbies include:
chess (nearly free
reading (nearly free)
internet (nearly free
CCGs (not free or cool)
stamp collecting (not free and uncool)

...I know what i'll take

get really good at chess and then challenge the other homeless people on those boards in the city park

also you can read and use the internet for free at your local library

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't know, but thank you for making me feel good about my situation.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
death is the answer

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Top City Homo posted:

death is the answer

when is death not the answer

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

babypolis posted:

when is death not the answer

certainly not when said dumbass realizes x/he's spamming.

*elephant in the room*

death=answer

=

boring, dishonest amateurs.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

babypolis posted:

when is death not the answer

cant think of a time really


maybe in the throes of a beautiful woman who has these powerful thighs and she is grinding herself on you in the throes of ecstasy and you get into this amazing rhythm and a bit of sweat forms on her forehead and you see that amazing sex sheen on her body and then she orgasms and you orgasm and she takes those amazing legs and just wraps herself around you and looks into your eyes smiling and blushing and for that moment you are truly alive

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

What's he supposed to do for the next 30.999999 days?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

West SAAB Story posted:

What's he supposed to do for the next 30.999999 days?

keep having sex

but preferably he will suicide by cop

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Make a bunch of papercraft that you printed out in a public library, then use the money you save to buy a bunch of heroin and use it all

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Plan

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

jackyl posted:

make a kickstarter patreon

make sure to take a fringe position on something stupid as hell and be as loud and vocal about it as you can, first

you'll be set for life OP

also I petition patreon to namechange to panhandlr

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Start training in the ancient art of parkour, op! It's a gas!





(And hopefully you'll gently caress up jumping from one building to the other and die!)

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

This thread will be the envy of ages when I outwrite Kerouac and Biurroughs

Christ, set the bar a little lower why don't you

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i really hate the op and wish that he dies

maybe on the street beaten to death by some hobos for his shoes


that would be the best

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Top City Homo posted:

i really hate the op and wish that he dies

maybe on the street beaten to death by some hobos for his shoes


that would be the best

So far today I've

watched a car accident
applied for a "job" (part-time, work from home)
finished reading Evasion
went grocery shopping
drank coffee
walked a couple miles in the beautiful sunshine
read the news
slapped-together about 9000 hours of work in MSPaint on a lovely joke

What have you done today, other than get mad at a stranger on the innertubes?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Y'all motherfuckers need jesus.

i can get more time.

i can work for a little bit to pay rent again.

I'm at a unique point in time with no attachments, and no real worries.

Fuckers with mortgages and children just don't get it.

.....

Yes, i could have had your life...but i don't want it, and i certainly don't want now to work toward it.

lmao you're drat right I don't get the beauty of having $100 to my name and only one month of food and shelter

www
Aug 4, 2010

take out a loan and go to thailand, post your experiences in gbs

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

www posted:

take out a loan and go to thailand, post your experiences in gbs

I think we have enough ladyboys already. Bring back some thin not-whites from Wisconsin. Now that'd be one hell of a job.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

West SAAB Story posted:

I think we have enough ladyboys already. Bring back some thin not-whites from Wisconsin. Now that'd be one hell of a job.

You're just setting me up for failure with that one

:hampants:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

So far today I've

watched a car accident
applied for a "job" (part-time, work from home)
finished reading Evasion
went grocery shopping
drank coffee
walked a couple miles in the beautiful sunshine
read the news
slapped-together about 9000 hours of work in MSPaint on a lovely joke

What have you done today, other than get mad at a stranger on the innertubes?

i dead lifted 450 today

went to my silicon valley job

and oh.. didn't go hmmm its would be a great idea to stick loving heroin in my arm lmao

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
become a successful youtuber like totalbiscuit

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

So far today I've

watched a car accident
applied for a "job" (part-time, work from home)
finished reading Evasion
went grocery shopping
drank coffee
walked a couple miles in the beautiful sunshine
read the news
slapped-together about 9000 hours of work in MSPaint on a lovely joke

What have you done today, other than get mad at a stranger on the innertubes?

if you ever have to include drinking coffee on a list of accomplishments, there's no way for you to justify your life

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
did op end his miserable existence yet?

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Top City Homo posted:

i dead lifted 450 today

went to my silicon valley job

and oh.. didn't go hmmm its would be a great idea to stick loving heroin in my arm lmao

Loooool.

You worked.

I win.

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The Protagonist posted:

did op end his miserable existence yet?

nah still sucking off society like a parasitic tick

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