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klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
i've got a friend like this who insisted that he had it all figured out, as if abusing society is something that's difficult to do, and now he huffs paint in his college dorm and everyone calls him charlie because hes a useless piece of poo poo

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gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Loooool.

You worked.

I win.

He also lifted an insane amount of weight that I am jealous of.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
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klapman posted:

i've got a friend like this who insisted that he had it all figured out, as if abusing society is something that's difficult to do, and now he huffs paint in his college dorm and everyone calls him charlie because hes a useless piece of poo poo

I take issue with this, considering Charlie is the character with the most head on his shoulders.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 251 days!)

gay sewer monster posted:

I take issue with this, considering Charlie is the character with the most head on his shoulders.

quick stab him with an epi pen before he dies!

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

gay sewer monster posted:

I take issue with this, considering Charlie is the character with the most head on his shoulders.

you're right, the OP is like the most intelligent person in always sunny

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

gay sewer monster posted:

He also lifted an insane amount of weight that I am jealous of.

Bro, I'm pretty sure he doesn't even lift.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

klapman posted:

you're right, the OP is like the most intelligent person in always sunny

i don't give a poo poo about the op, i just think you're giving Charlie a bum rap

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Bro, I'm pretty sure he doesn't even lift.

says the heroin addicted bum

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

gives you time to work on your cv

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

Sell everything that can be sold and run away to mexico to become a hooker kingpin

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
take a plane to thailand and believe everything everyone tells you forever

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

did anyone say get real beefy bitch yet?

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

name a good hobby, and i'll consider this

my old hobbies include:
chess (nearly free
reading (nearly free)
internet (nearly free
CCGs (not free or cool)
stamp collecting (not free and uncool)

...I know what i'll take

heroin?

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Top City Homo posted:

says the heroin addicted bum

I'm thinking about charity work...starting with teaching you how to read.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Cooked vegan food for a small gathering of folks.
Art exhibit.
Impromptu readings.
Built a cozy fire in the living room.

Nice evening, even if I'm sleeping alone.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



tomorrow:

"hosue burned down but i still have my methadone lol"

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Frog Act posted:

tomorrow:

"hosue burned down but i still have my methadone lol"

If the house burns, I'd get a lot of money for my possessions.

That's the last thing I'd want.

I like this place and my toys.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Cooked vegan food for a small gathering of folks.
Art exhibit.
Impromptu readings.
Built a cozy fire in the living room.

Nice evening, even if I'm sleeping alone.

lets hope for carbon monoxide poisoning is in your future you stupid loving oval office, you idiot you subhuman trash

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Top City Homo posted:

lets hope for carbon monoxide poisoning is in your future you stupid loving oval office, you idiot you subhuman trash

Perhaps it's the freelancing I'm doing, but I do offer private grammar lessons.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Perhaps it's the freelancing I'm doing, but I do offer private grammar lessons.

finish it already just put a lil something extra in the needle

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Top City Homo posted:

finish it already just put a lil something extra in the needle



Please help yourself.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
mods gas this thread please

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Top City Homo posted:

mods gas this thread please

Yes, let's gas the thread celebrating life...

for your windmilling rear end.

Poor lil feller...didn't stand a chance.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
ur trash op

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Spend 2 hours each day looking for a job that can turn into a career. Post resumes, finish applications, and do your best.

Go outside a lot. Get exercise at least 5 times a week.

Stay away from drugs and booze. Those are rewards for when youre being productive.

Start and finish an art project.

Try to get a job within 3 weeks from the start of your time off.

Still the best advice.

I'm doing the art/exercise.

And some work.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013


do you need a hug?

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Clearly, you are the pathetic inbred child of idiot hicks, but I'm willing to help.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
You're an uneducated drug addicted criminal, pretty sure that only leaves you a career in crime

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

theperminator posted:

You're an uneducated drug addicted criminal, pretty sure that only leaves you a career in crime

Oh, I'm quite well educated.

Please read.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
Please enlighten me to all the jobs you can get with the qualification of "Uni dropout"

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The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

theperminator posted:

Please enlighten me to all the jobs you can get with the qualification of "Uni dropout"

For now, I write SAT prep questions.

The irony isn't lost on me.

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