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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Miltank posted:

I hate these guys but if I don't vote for them the GOP might take over and then we're all hosed.

Vote gop let them go hog wild

After every part of the country has turned to feudalism democrats will lead the peasant revolts like the labor activists of old


:keke:

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Korranus posted:

Bring Back LF

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Prorat posted:

*goes against 10,000 years of society by not thinking currency needs to be made out of rare metals or backed by rare metals*

lol

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

^^^*thinks going from 900 billion in debt to 4 trillion in debt in 5 years is perfectly ok and normal and will have no consequences*

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Korranus posted:

Bring Back LF

This guy knows what's up

Prorat posted:

*wants to raise minimum wage to 15 dollars not understanding that the millions of jobs would have to be cut because things like retail stores only have so much budget for weekly hours and are all maxed out already*

*goes against 10,000 years of society by not thinking currency needs to be made out of rare metals or backed by rare metals*

Paradol, is that you?

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Mar 27, 2015

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Prorat posted:

*wants to raise minimum wage to 15 dollars not understanding that the millions of jobs would have to be cut because things like retail stores only have so much budget for weekly hours and are all maxed out already*

*goes against 10,000 years of society by not thinking currency needs to be made out of rare metals or backed by rare metals*

keke

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

Prorat posted:

This truth my strike a nerve.

If Bush could do whatever he wanted, so could Obama.

yes I too remember how obstructionist the dems were after 9/11 lol

my favorite point in that post was the idea of the supreme court being in dem control instead of a conservative disaster making GBS threads out 5-4 decisions since before the obama administration

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
* Commits treason and rebels against the United States to defend slavery *
* Gets rear end kicked in ensuing war *
* Very angry about blacks being free, tries to strip their ability to vote, take away their guns, etc.*
* Very angry about GOP responding to this with 14th amendment, forms Klu Klux Klan *
* Very angry about Pearl harbor, throws Japanese Americans into concentration camps *
* After nice break provided by Japanese, goes back to hating blacks *
* Uses state police to keep blacks out of school *
* President brags about throwing "uppity" blacks a bone and having them "vote Democratic the next 200 years" *
* Praises carnival barkers, con artists, and criminals like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Jr., etc. *
* Very angry about and condemns blacks that don't shill for Democratic party and achieve legitimate success. CEOs, Neurosurgeons, Secretarys of State, etc. *
* With very straight face claims all racist southern Democrats underwent a massive simultaneous transmutation into Republicans *
* Can't explain why GOP take over of south has coincided with easing of racial tension in the south, election of first black U.S. Senator from the south since 1800s, rise in popularity of southern black political figures within the GOP
* Screams racism in response to any opponent who criticizes policies. *
* Has aneurysm after reading this post *

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Chris Christie posted:

* With very straight face claims all racist southern Democrats underwent a massive simultaneous transmutation into Republicans *

I don't know how to tell you this but

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Chris Christie posted:


* With very straight face claims all racist southern Democrats underwent a massive simultaneous transmutation into Republicans *


Hahaha, yes, the fact that they all vote for republicans show that they are in fact democrats

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
* Lives in mom's basement, makes slightly more than minimum wage working for geek squad, income below poverty line, is lower class/poor *
* Tells middle class people they're voting against their interests by not voting Democrat *
* Has no idea how hard people who are actually middle class, unlike poor loser self, get ****ed in the rear end by Democrats *
* Smugly reassures self of own intellectual superiority while simultaneously blaming current situation on bad luck/unfair bosses/capitalism/anything but own beliefs & actions*

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
really weird how the GOP pride retrospect peters out around 1968

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chris Christie posted:

* Commits treason and rebels against the United States to defend slavery *
* Gets rear end kicked in ensuing war *
* Very angry about blacks being free, tries to strip their ability to vote, take away their guns, etc.*
* Very angry about GOP responding to this with 14th amendment, forms Klu Klux Klan *
* Very angry about Pearl harbor, throws Japanese Americans into concentration camps *
* After nice break provided by Japanese, goes back to hating blacks *
* Uses state police to keep blacks out of school *
* President brags about throwing "uppity" blacks a bone and having them "vote Democratic the next 200 years" *
* Praises carnival barkers, con artists, and criminals like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Jr., etc. *
* Very angry about and condemns blacks that don't shill for Democratic party and achieve legitimate success. CEOs, Neurosurgeons, Secretarys of State, etc. *
* With very straight face claims all racist southern Democrats underwent a massive simultaneous transmutation into Republicans *
* Can't explain why GOP take over of south has coincided with easing of racial tension in the south, election of first black U.S. Senator from the south since 1800s, rise in popularity of southern black political figures within the GOP
* Screams racism in response to any opponent who criticizes policies. *
* Has aneurysm after reading this post *

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
retarded clown makes good threads.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
*ends slavery*
*REEL MISSING*

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Chris Christie posted:

* Commits treason and rebels against the United States to defend slavery *
* Gets rear end kicked in ensuing war *
* Very angry about blacks being free, tries to strip their ability to vote, take away their guns, etc.*
* Very angry about GOP responding to this with 14th amendment, forms Klu Klux Klan *
* Very angry about Pearl harbor, throws Japanese Americans into concentration camps *
* After nice break provided by Japanese, goes back to hating blacks *
* Uses state police to keep blacks out of school *
* President brags about throwing "uppity" blacks a bone and having them "vote Democratic the next 200 years" *
* Praises carnival barkers, con artists, and criminals like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Jr., etc. *
* Very angry about and condemns blacks that don't shill for Democratic party and achieve legitimate success. CEOs, Neurosurgeons, Secretarys of State, etc. *
* With very straight face claims all racist southern Democrats underwent a massive simultaneous transmutation into Republicans *
* Can't explain why GOP take over of south has coincided with easing of racial tension in the south, election of first black U.S. Senator from the south since 1800s, rise in popularity of southern black political figures within the GOP
* Screams racism in response to any opponent who criticizes policies. *
* Has aneurysm after reading this post *

*knows about the effects that the Goldwater and Nixon campaigns had on the GOP in the 60s/70s*

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
* REALLY concerned about global warming and environment *
* Prevents groundbreaking on any new nuclear power plants for over 4 decades *
* Erects lovely windmills that ruin landscape and kill birds in someone else's city/state *
* Screams bloody murder if someone proposes building windmills in own back yard *
* Funnels taxpayer money to scam fly-by-night green energy companies that fold *
* Said companies having earlier made campaign contributions is merely coincidental *
* Proposes cap & trade carbon credit scams *
* Ownership interests/stakes in firms that will benefit is merely coincidental *

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Chris Christie posted:

* Smugly reassures self of own intellectual superiority while simultaneously blaming current situation on bad luck/unfair bosses/capitalism/anything but own beliefs & actions*

Republicans are good at giving lower class workers opportunities

...picking cotton

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
* Claims other party is in Wall-Street's pocket and that is bad
* Elects biggest bought and paid for Wall Street shill in political history to the Presidency
* Whines about Warren Buffet's secretary allegedly paying a higher effective tax rate
* Institutes rate changes/hikes that would actually worsen that problem

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chris Christie posted:

* Claims other party is in Wall-Street's pocket and that is bad
* Elects biggest bought and paid for Wall Street shill in political history to the Presidency
* Whines about Warren Buffet's secretary allegedly paying a higher effective tax rate
* Institutes rate changes/hikes that would actually worsen that problem

how could rate hike worsen on the uber-rich worsen anything?

Swizzbutt
Jul 12, 2014

amityville anus posted:

fear of a black planet

:vince:

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


*took four years of college and still can't spell "consciousness", lectures poors on high-level political theory anyway*

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
hmm chris christie has a point, maybe I should see what the GOP has to offer *head explodes*

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Emanuel Collective posted:

hmm chris christie has a point, maybe I should see what the GOP has to offer *head explodes*

God, guns, grits, and gravy. Welcome aboard.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

*took four years of college and still can't spell "consciousness", lectures poors on high-level political theory anyway*

this is supposed to be ironic

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Absolutely anything I do is justified and okay because someone else might hypothetically be worse

Figurin everyone else must be basically Hitler because I'm pretty awful, geez get a load of those evil racist monsters

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chris Christie posted:

God, guns, grits, and gravy. Welcome aboard.

jersey people don't eat grits you retard

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Top City Homo posted:

this is supposed to be ironic

how can you even tell anymore

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

how can you even tell anymore

im talking about my incredibly subtle politoon but you got the "joke" on the first try

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Top City Homo posted:

im talking about my incredibly subtle politoon but you got the "joke" on the first try

like kelly?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Chris Christie posted:

* Commits treason and rebels against the United States to defend slavery *
* Gets rear end kicked in ensuing war *
* Very angry about blacks being free, tries to strip their ability to vote, take away their guns, etc.*
* Very angry about GOP responding to this with 14th amendment, forms Klu Klux Klan *
* Very angry about Pearl harbor, throws Japanese Americans into concentration camps *
* After nice break provided by Japanese, goes back to hating blacks *
* Uses state police to keep blacks out of school *
* President brags about throwing "uppity" blacks a bone and having them "vote Democratic the next 200 years" *
* Praises carnival barkers, con artists, and criminals like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Jr., etc. *
* Very angry about and condemns blacks that don't shill for Democratic party and achieve legitimate success. CEOs, Neurosurgeons, Secretarys of State, etc. *
* With very straight face claims all racist southern Democrats underwent a massive simultaneous transmutation into Republicans *
* Can't explain why GOP take over of south has coincided with easing of racial tension in the south, election of first black U.S. Senator from the south since 1800s, rise in popularity of southern black political figures within the GOP
* Screams racism in response to any opponent who criticizes policies. *
* Has aneurysm after reading this post *

I don’t agree with almost anything you say, Chris, but I love that you're different.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

who?

covok48
Apr 3, 2009
* We need to tax/ limit/ ban fast foods/ soda/ junk food/ red meat.

*Fat acceptance is is the civil rights fight of our time. Everyone should love you the way you are. Never change.

Swizzbutt
Jul 12, 2014

covok48 posted:

* We need to tax/ limit/ ban fast foods/ soda/ junk food/ red meat.

*Fat acceptance is is the civil rights fight of our time. Everyone should love you the way you are. Never change.

Not true I get fat shamed by democrats every day, you can tell by the judgemental sneer in their eyes when they see me carrying a pizza or two

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
*still angry about George W. Bush*

*loses election to Jeb Bush*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Omi-Polari posted:

*still angry about George W. Bush*

*loses election to Jeb Bush*

sorry you live in Florida

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5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

*nominates hill-dog 2016*
*loses to jeb bush*

e;fb

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