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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Y-Hat posted:

bodybuilding.com is home to some of the dumbest mother fuckers on the internet, and that's saying something

Not only that but they're on average just as fat and ugly as goons

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

MaxxBot posted:

Not only that but they're on average just as fat and ugly as goons

I bet theyre hairier and stinkier too.

There is probably more prevalence of male pattern baldness too.

Hashtag, 1stWorldTestosteroneProblems

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey posted:

Please send your Sexual Reassignment Surgery questions to someone else.

I am shamed

*lifts 10000 Hail Mary's*

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
If I do squats on a penis, will the training impact my glutes more?

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Guys, I need to work on my core. I just want to work on my core. I need to do more core work. I jettisoned my core after my last dogfight with the Klingons and I have been drifting through space without power. Please help.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Testikles posted:

Guys, I need to work on my core. I just want to work on my core. I need to do more core work. I jettisoned my core after my last dogfight with the Klingons and I have been drifting through space without power. Please help.

1: Talk to your local governmental figurehead, Starfleet or other, and get the correct licenses or permits to mine Dilithium Crystals.

2: Send your Marine or Warrior class to secure the Dilithium Mines in your area

3: Begin the extraction and refinery process.

4: Craft a new core and have the local governmental inspector ratify its structural integrity

5: Inject the core into your engine

6: Destroy the local government and mining site to leave no trace of your conquest

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

psyopmonkey posted:

1: Talk to your local governmental figurehead, Starfleet or other, and get the correct licenses or permits to mine Dilithium Crystals.

2: Send your Marine or Warrior class to secure the Dilithium Mines in your area

3: Begin the extraction and refinery process.

4: Craft a new core and have the local governmental inspector ratify its structural integrity

5: Inject the core into your engine

6: Destroy the local government and mining site to leave no trace of your conquest

Ok, I think I can do this. It's just so hard getting motivated!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
This MOMof 3 has one LITTLE trick Starfleet DOESNT want you to know!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Guys guys!

I have a muscle problem! My muscles are not growing as fast as I want!

ADVICE?

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Applewhite posted:

Guys guys!

I have a muscle problem! My muscles are not growing as fast as I want!

ADVICE?

steroids

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
you cant grow your muscles idiot

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Applewhite posted:

Guys guys!

I have a muscle problem! My muscles are not growing as fast as I want!

ADVICE?

post a pic of yourself in a thong slathered in oil no homo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

post a pic of yourself in a thong slathered in oil no homo

advice on best brand of socks to stuff down thong to disguise my tiny genitals that have only been further shrunk by steroid abuse?

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Lance Armstrong was banned from the Tour de France when it was discovered he was using illegal warp technology and a stolen Romulan cloaking device.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The thread where they argue about how many days there are in a week is precious (no homo).

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
I'm going to steal a good name from one of the username ideas threads and make an account there so I can post about jews and n words in the politics forum of bodybuilding dot com

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Stoic Commie posted:

I'm going to steal a good name from one of the username ideas threads and make an account there so I can post about jews and n words in the politics forum of bodybuilding dot com

Friend me on there I am Muscledaddy220 (I bench 220)

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Mad Monk posted:

The thread where they argue about how many days there are in a week is precious (no homo).

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

i can't stop laughing at this

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

psyopmonkey posted:

Males:

If your not a manlet:
2200 cals daily, high protein and fat intake, eat a bag of spinach
1hour of Cardio 5 days out of 7
1hour of lifting or yoga 4 days out of 7

Females:

Same poo poo, but less food if your a basic bitch whos the size of a child.

wtf ? 9 days in a week? lol bb's

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Gaunab posted:

i can't stop laughing at this

stfu manlet

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Uranium 235 posted:

stfu manlet

brah i'm 6'3 215lbs lean muscle on that CEO/10K a day time get on my level poverty brah

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Gaunab posted:

brah i'm 6'3 215lbs lean muscle on that CEO/10K a day time get on my level poverty brah

frog tech?

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Gaunab posted:

brah i'm 6'3 215lbs lean muscle on that CEO/10K a day time get on my level poverty brah
did you drink your own cum for dem gainz

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I agree. We're doomed. Dooooooooomed.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
How is this a surprise? SA is easily the most trolled forum on the Internet.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Angela Christine posted:

I agree. We're doomed. Dooooooooomed.

We're as doomed and doomed can be, I must say.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ok guys im going to my crossfit tractor tire wrestling clinic

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Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Mad Monk posted:

We're as doomed and doomed can be, I must say.



knees too pointy

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