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"ill have the caramel machiatto"
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:20 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 20:19 |
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stop posting
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:21 |
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:21 |
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*I'll have a double half-caf, no whip, machiatto, with soy... ooh and are the blueberries in those scones free-range?
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:22 |
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:22 |
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SopWATh posted:*I'll have a double half-caf, no whip, machiatto, with soy... ooh and are the blueberries in those scones free-range? lol
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:22 |
I knew a guy who worked at a coffee shop. His coworkers would always go, "Pokemon, LEL. Isn't that IRONIC?" He didn't get any of it so they eventually reported him for being a bad coworker and got him fired.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:23 |
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I used to go to this very hip coffee shop when I drank coffee. I would order an americano with whipped cream. Staring out the window watching folks.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:24 |
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lol if you aren't drinking Folgers, just lol
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:25 |
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*sips no-whip soy machiato... "ooh that's hot" *is still winded from riding fixed-gear 1970's era steel-framed huffy uphill wearing skinny-jeans, vintage chuck taylors and a loving flannel shirt in the 70-degree spring air.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:27 |
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*draws penis in foam*
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:28 |
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*man this beard is itchy as gently caress, maybe some lotion or something would help, I'll have to stop by the natural food store on the way home...
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:28 |
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*walks in and sits down at highly visible table and removes a macbook pro from messenger bag and sets it on table. puts on large can earphones and opens microsoft word. doesn't buy anything*
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:32 |
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SopWATh posted:*man this beard is itchy as gently caress, maybe some lotion or something would help, I'll have to stop by the natural food store on the way home... Beard lotion haha
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:32 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Beard lotion haha seriously what an amazing market to break into beard lotion for hipsters. make sure its brown and probably in some kind of light brown packaging and smell kind of like wax. pure gold
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:34 |
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*orders a coffee and a donut* "That will be $7.75, Sir!" *thinks nothing of handing $10 to the barista* "keep the change!"
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:34 |
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1gnoirents posted:seriously Dude... Yes.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:36 |
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*sigh* Well, I used to shop at whole foods but then I found they were owned by.. righties. UGH! Now I just make my own kimchi and use my own feces on the vegetables I am growing in the garden. Well, I call it a garden, but its more of the landlords' Azaleas. Did I tell you that I saw the cutest little number over at Goodwill? It is so slinky, you'll be calling me Tacklemore.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:41 |
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:47 |
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What do you mean you do not accept Bitcoin?!?
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:48 |
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I could go for a coffee with milk and whipped cream. EDIT: This isn't from the perspective of a hipster I just want a coffee with milk and whipped cream.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:50 |
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*Pays money for a coffee shop coffee* *Takes, then drinks the coffee* *Begins hipping, refuses to stop*
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:50 |
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SopWATh posted:*sips no-whip soy machiato... "ooh that's hot" lol no way, epic burn on a hipster
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:54 |
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happyhippy posted:What do you mean you do not accept Bitcoin?!? And you've run out of quiche before 10 AM again! What kind of hipster coffee shop are you running?
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 18:56 |
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Soy milk? Blech, do you know how many estrogens are in processed soy? Oh, you have almond milk? Is it organic? ... From locally-sourced almonds, right? ... Lemme look up the farmer's hiring practices and compliance with state labor law. Oh, CHRIST, he voted for Bush in 1992? I'll just take it black, I guess.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:17 |
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caramel machiattos are good though
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:31 |
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ButteCysts posted:caramel machiattos are good though All good things in moderation.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:32 |
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psyopmonkey posted:All good things in moderation. except cocaine. No mods no masters for cocaine
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:35 |
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VendaGoat posted:except cocaine. No mods no masters for cocaine sklibible dee doo!
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:39 |
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i would like to purchase one compact disc holding the recordings of the avett bros please
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:42 |
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"Could you please hurry up? I want to drink this coffee... ... ... before it's cool."
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:44 |
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Oh Hell No posted:Soy milk? Blech, do you know how many estrogens are in processed soy? lol
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:44 |
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*dumps out coffee, refills cup with my own urine, takes long, satisfying sip*
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:47 |
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Thanks for the seat, I'll be here til Tuesday
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 19:57 |
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"I'll have the carmel mocha frappa macchiatto double espresso soy milk decaf and don't add too much sugar im watching my waistline"
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 20:01 |
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"Hey, yeah cindy gimme a sec I need to get my fix, hahaha I know right!" "Hi, can I have an expensive and complicated coffee flavored milk shake please?" "Thank you so much! OMG, I love your gauges! *continues talking in a high and loud tone with that fucktard bitch cindy on her Iphone9 *pisses off everyone around her and doesnt realize it
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