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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

redshirt, if you remove the r from his name it becomes "redshit"

now, if you remove the color that corresponds to approximately .5*1488nm you get "poo poo"

now, if you hit ctrl+f and search for "post", then copy the highlighted word and ad it to "poo poo" you get "shitpost"

I found this study quite enlightening, thank you for your patronage.

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Shut the gently caress up!!

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

beef tourniquet

Lemon
May 22, 2003

do me do me

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

blowtax


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

:wave:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
MC Hammer you are bankrupt... Morally bankrupt

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

poopzilla posted:

blowtax


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fagmaster

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Take uG and turn it around and upside down and you get 'Fat Ugly human being'

enlightening

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

poopzilla posted:

blowtax


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

blow.... blowcox :xd:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Hmmm Ace Squealer

Lemon
May 22, 2003

china snot

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Lemon posted:

do me do me

OK, lemon made post 443257219

Now here's the crazy part. If we assign a unicode character corresponding to the value of eachof the 3 sets of 3 numbers that make up the number of his post; 443, 257, and 219, we get the following characters

ϋ (upsilon), Ł (an L with a line through it), and ě ( an e with a hat).

From these clues we can deduce that Lemon is actually Emon, with a hat, and he is part of something called the Upsilon foundation.

Now when I googled "Upsilon Foundation" I was taken to a Wikipedia page for a fraternity called Psi Upsilon, and on that page I found something quite astounding.




That is right gentlemen, Emon Without a Hat might be his forums username, but he is in fact the 27th president of the United States. William Howard Taft.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

OK, lemon made post 443257219

Now here's the crazy part. If we assign a unicode character corresponding to the value of eachof the 3 sets of 3 numbers that make up the number of his post; 443, 257, and 219, we get the following characters

ϋ (upsilon), Ł (an L with a line through it), and ě ( an e with a hat).

From these clues we can deduce that Lemon is actually Emon, with a hat, and he is part of something called the Upsilon foundation.

Now when I googled "Upsilon Foundation" I was taken to a Wikipedia page for a fraternity called Psi Upsilon, and on that page I found something quite astounding.




That is right gentlemen, Emon Without a Hat might be his forums username, but he is in fact the 27th president of the United States. William Howard Taft.

no I don't like it

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
hey gaper
:goatsecx:

rye on white
May 5, 2013
:bandwagon:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
taft was a proto goon

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
Are...are you God? How do you know these things? My world is falling

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



My handle has not generally lent itself to wordplay very well.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

CaptainSarcastic posted:

My handle has not generally lent itself to wordplay very well.

Cap Satanic Racist - hmmm...

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

redshirt, if you remove the r from his name it becomes "redshit"

now, if you remove the color that corresponds to approximately .5*1488nm you get "poo poo"

now, if you hit ctrl+f and search for "post", then copy the highlighted word and ad it to "poo poo" you get "shitpost"

I found this study quite enlightening, thank you for your patronage.

Thank you. It's this type of pithy and insightful analysis why I keep coming to the Something Awful Dot Com Forums. Entertaining AND informative!

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Kuato posted:

Thank you. It's this type of pithy and insightful analysis why I keep coming to the Something Awful Dot Com Forums. Entertaining AND informative!

otaku :lsd:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my name is immune to the effect

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

ralph

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 249 days!)

wahts mine wahts mine

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
gay sewer monster

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

West SAAB Story posted:

wahts mine wahts mine

bossy waste rat

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

china bot posted:

bossy waste rat

good name

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 249 days!)

china bot posted:

bossy waste rat

fits

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

gay sewer monster posted:

gay sewer monster

my sweet groaners

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Mooa

no

Mool

np

oola

no

no

no

Poola

YES!

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

gary oldmans diary posted:

my name is immune to the effect

gay old man book

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i think mine might be tricky

voodoo dog
Jun 6, 2001

Gun Saliva
If one inserts "sch" into your name and reads the i like a l, it becomes Glory of Arschloch. So basically, glory of rear end in a top hat (in German). Hope that helps!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

now, if you remove the color that corresponds to approximately .5*1488nm you get "poo poo"
wtf?? nerd...:sweatdrop:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

HEY VAPER posted:

gay old man book
HES A WITCH!

Lmao Tzu
Sep 11, 2014

With a few alterations, psyopmonkey becomes pre op monkey

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ferro is similar to "ferrous" which means "iron" which is similar to "irony"

que= what?

"What is irony?"

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

one of my favorite things was when some people were talking about Fragmaster in a thread and then someone replied "more like fagmaster" and then a poster named fagmaster almost immediately replied

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Fapplewhite.

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