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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014



Especially game of thrones

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Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

PunkBoy posted:



Taiga owns.

you hosed up the gif, disgraceful

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

PunkBoy posted:



Taiga owns.

Wrong one but also good

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?

Sharkopath posted:

you hosed up the gif, disgraceful

That was like my first attempt at a gif ever, okay. :colbert:

Rodyle posted:

Wrong one but also good

Wait, poo poo, which one is that again, then?

PunkBoy fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Mar 27, 2015

Compendium
Jun 18, 2013

M-E-J-E-D


this one

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

^

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Davincie posted:

try playing a tecmo koei game or watch one of the anime adaptions

I said "recognizable", half the fun of dynasty warriors is after like 8 games and countless spinoffs I still barely know who the gently caress anyone is beyond "zhuge liang is smart" and "lu bu will gently caress your poo poo up"

so it's pretty much a constant parade of random assholes with hilariously awful voice acting killing and backstabbing each other and in the empires games I can make that one really fat guy who lives in the rear end end of nowhere on the southwest end of the map rule the world

it's rad but doesn't really scratch the same itch imo

WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Mar 27, 2015

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

most dynasty warriors characters are pretty recognizable to anyone with a token understanding of chinese history.

also guan yu was literally deified.

Compendium
Jun 18, 2013

M-E-J-E-D

an actual dog posted:

Especially game of thrones

I like the cut of your jib.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Endorph posted:

most dynasty warriors characters are pretty recognizable to anyone with a token understanding of chinese history.

also guan yu was literally deified.

I am a 20-year-old white man in Texas, my knowledge of Chinese history is basically limited to Shihuangdi, Mao Zedong and General Tso

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

LORD OF BUTT posted:

I am a 20-year-old white man in Texas, my knowledge of Chinese history is basically limited to Shihuangdi, Mao Zedong and General Tso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

Harettazetta
Jul 22, 2006

"Well, what choice do I have!? Trust is for fools! Fear is the only reliable way!"

The Devil Tesla posted:

Maria the Virgin Witch is pretty juvenile also, but it's snappy and fun which puts it leagues above fate which doesn't even function as entertainment.

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos
Are all masters bisexual? If no and a male master has a male servant and the servant runs out of mana to cast Lesser Heal(Rank 5), does the master still have to suck him off?
I watched the Louis Theroux documentary on porn stars and the male actors there often had to star in gay porn, even though they're straight. It's a weird world out there.

PotU
Jul 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the main character looks like a loving idiot, why didnt they just add more cute girls instead

im gonna make my own eroge gently caress this

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

There's already at least one series that's all girls.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

Sakurazuka posted:

There's already at least one series that's all girls.

Prisma Illya isn't all girls, is it?

(I don't know. I've only seen the Illya/Saber Alter fight.)

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I meant eroge, I've never seen anything F/SN, I'm only here because these threads bring out the crazies.

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this

K. Flaps posted:

Are all masters bisexual? If no and a male master has a male servant and the servant runs out of mana to cast Lesser Heal(Rank 5), does the master still have to suck him off?
I watched the Louis Theroux documentary on porn stars and the male actors there often had to star in gay porn, even though they're straight. It's a weird world out there.

Sex is basically the last resort for the most incompetent of Masters. Like Shirou! :v:

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Kyte posted:

Sex is basically the last resort for the most incompetent of Masters. Like Shirou! :v:

If you had a really hot servant there is no way a normal person would not be having sex constantly if it filled up their mana points.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Sharkopath posted:

If you had a really hot servant there is no way a normal person would not be having sex constantly if it filled up their mana points.

Shinji up ITT

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Shinjobi posted:

Shinji up ITT

I looked up who that was I think and my answer is yes.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Please tell me more about Rider because I can't understand the wiki.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

I saw spartacus was a character but they look really lame

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos

Sharkopath posted:

I saw spartacus was a character but they look really lame

How big are her bobs and butt?

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Spartacus was a really cool dude historically, and I wish he could have found victory and peace.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

K. Flaps posted:

How big are her bobs and butt?

He looks like this:

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

would not refill mana, but a nice chin regardless

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos
That looks more like a gaul, like Crixus.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

K. Flaps posted:

That looks more like a gaul, like Crixus.

Yah he was Thracian and served with the romans originally. His designs kinda lame cause I don't like really overbuff dudes but also he was the coolest kind of gladiator ever, the murmillo, so if you're gonna have him dressed up in gladiator gear and you miss that you done hosed up.


This is a murmillo:

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

If I was a gladiator I would want to be a noble murmillo, but also I would never kill because killing is wrong.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Gladiators actually didn't kill that often from what I remember anyways, it was a really big event they would purposefully advertise as a FIGHT TO THE DEATH and even then some of those didn't end in death.

Gladiators are cool because they were legit celebrities and even had toys made of them and stuff, eventually gladiators got so popular than roman noblewomen were selling themselves into the system for fun and they had to ban that real quick.

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos
I'd like to be a venator, so I can play with cute animals. :)

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

the recent spartacus show is badass

also if you want to read about daily 'roman' life featuring some gladiators iirc mary beard's pompeii featured accounts of roman ladies who desired hot gladiator men

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Davincie posted:

the recent spartacus show is badass

i didnt watch it cause it seemed really silly but if its silly and also good ill check it out

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

its starts like a bad 300 knockoff but halfway the first season it becomes good. it does everything game of thrones wants to do better

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

john hannah is cool in it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8hEbTIox0

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx

K. Flaps posted:

Are all masters bisexual? If no and a male master has a male servant and the servant runs out of mana to cast Lesser Heal(Rank 5), does the master still have to suck him off?
I watched the Louis Theroux documentary on porn stars and the male actors there often had to star in gay porn, even though they're straight. It's a weird world out there.

quote:

Higashide: If Kayneth were Rider's master it wouldn't have worked out. But there wouldn't be any cheating*. (*as in Sola-Ui with Lancer)
Urobuchi: Not exactly cheating but I think [Rider] would basically go at it as if to gently caress both of them.
Higashide: Oh yeah, he's bisexual.
Haganeya: Bisexuality was relatively normal for people of ancient times.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

quote:

Urobuchi: Not exactly cheating but I think [Rider] would basically go at it as if to gently caress both of them.

I take back everything mean I've ever said about Urobuchi.

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Compendium
Jun 18, 2013

M-E-J-E-D
So either way, Kayneth would get screwed over. :allears:

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