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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
go to india and be a yogi you can rub your scrote all over a motherfucker and say it has healing properties

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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

Stick both arms in your air to praise god. Never post again.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

West SAAB Story posted:

Stick both arms in your air to praise god. Never stop posting again.

Yes sir!

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)


I figured you needed a MAN to take control.

Welp, my shift is over..

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

this thread is trannisinn

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Irrational Bees posted:

Ive had my cock vomited on multiple times from people who think they could take it all.
yo if you are ever in my area

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

yo if you are ever in my area

Are you into taking or giving????

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Irrational Bees posted:

Are you into taking or giving????
both otherwise whats the point???

im going to bed i need to wake up in 5 hours

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

both otherwise whats the point???

im going to bed i need to wake up in 5 hours

wtf why are you alerting people 2 u going to bed? This seems gay.

Hey everyone im about to take a mad hot shower then jerk it and snuggle up next to my kitty with the fan on full blast and a night light on cause im alone and im kinda afraid of the dark still then go off into dream land where Ill have taht same dream where im stealing stuff from the store.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


sleeping is for retards

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

well ill let you know how gay i am after i go for a 140 km adventure ride with my bike club

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

beating around the bush + beating a dead horse

= making twee tentative posts propositioning a horsedicked woman with no bush who beats her eggs

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Just had four chocolate marshmallow eggs and drank a glass of milk, before that I had about 6 ounces of roast beef, protein fortified milk and two pieces of toast, the marshmallow eggs were a treat that I give myself every now and then, as even on a cut you still need to treat yourself here and there.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

JebanyPedal posted:

Just had four chocolate marshmallow eggs and drank a glass of milk, before that I had about 6 ounces of roast beef, protein fortified milk and two pieces of toast, the marshmallow eggs were a treat that I give myself every now and then, as even on a cut you still need to treat yourself here and there.

It seems like your eating way too much. I only eat 1 Lean cuisine dinner a day

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Still got 1.4k calories left buster.

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Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

JebanyPedal posted:

Still got 1.4k calories left buster.

:eyepop: you must be a big guy!

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