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I get mediocre gas mileage
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Mar 27, 2015 04:17
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 vrooooom vrooooom human being
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Mar 27, 2015 04:19
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skreeeeeeeeeeeeeee. vip vip. bweeeee oooooooh.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:20
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breepepbooopobopp
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Mar 27, 2015 04:21
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Only small dick manchilds buy me 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:24
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I am just barely big enough to haul OP's mom around in my bed.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:24
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a cosmetology intern is buffing me for my appearance behind toby keith.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:24
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roll coal if u love jesus
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Mar 27, 2015 04:25
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unlimited shrimp posted:roll coal if u love jesus [On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin' logs Cab-over Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh 'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck. "And I'm about to put the hammer down." [Chorus] Cause we got a little convoy Rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a little convoy, Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the U-S-A. Convoy! [On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here. By the time we got into Tulsa Town, We had eighty-five trucks in all. But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And them bears was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper; They even had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck. "We about to go a-huntin' bear." [Chorus] [On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten. Well, we rolled up Interstate 44 Like a rocket sled on rails. We tore up all of our swindle sheets, And left 'em settin' on the scales. By the time we hit that Chi-town, Them bears was a-gettin' smart: They'd brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois National Guard. There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And rigs of ev'ry size. Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears And choppers filled the skies. Well, we shot the line and we went for broke With a thousand screamin' trucks An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus In a chartreuse micra-bus. [On the CB] Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get. Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore And prepared to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't have a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck. "We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll." So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4." [Chorus] Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty? Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your Convoy! Tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:50
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Hey look at me, I'm a big truck and you needed to buy me because you have to carry crap enough that you cant justify having anything smaller. Enjoy the slow realization that I'm really not fun to drive and you don't like me. Also the advertisers lied through their loving teeth about me being modern and fuel efficient enjoy filling my cavernous gas tank all the time. - literally my truck parked out back, right now. 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:56
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In about 5 years, some guy is going to drive his bimmer to the dealership and buy me and give me to his "redneck" son. My interior will be filled with country music, stories of the big hunt, and dip spit. During the school week, I'll sit in the school parking lot with a rebel flag mounted next to my gay-rear end smoke stack flapping in the breeze. On the weekends, I'll live in a driveway in the suburbs while junior is inside listening to rap, playing xbox, and eating meat processed at a grocery store. Please drive me head on into a dump truck now.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:57
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Sam Elliott speaks quite highly of me.
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Mar 27, 2015 05:01
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yeah that's right. drop that pallette of steel beams right in my bed...oh yeah...thats the stuff. drat, is that a muddy construction site too? oh wow, let's fling some mud with my tire, ooooo, that feels so good.
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Mar 27, 2015 05:05
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