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like if people are gonna be all into dead stupid pagan religions, why cant they worship ancient greek gods because zeus and apollo and those guys were way cooler than other gods odin and thor and those dudes are okay too I guess but if you are really really into them there's like a 100% chance you're a nazi
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Gammatron 64 posted:like if people are gonna be all into dead stupid pagan religions, why cant they worship ancient greek gods because zeus and apollo and those guys were way cooler than other gods i like the pagan gods better because they were stupid assholes with power and knew it. I wish I could seduce a chick by turning into a swan
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Mar 27, 2015 15:30
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Cults of Ra would be kind of cool to see again and with global warming going to wreck our poo poo in the next 50 years we might as well take up sun worship to distract from how bad the boomers hosed us over
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Mar 27, 2015 15:30
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JebanyPedal posted:I hosed this girl once and like she fell asleep afterwards but didn't dry up the come afterwards so it was nestled all about her pussy (drat nasty) and I woke up in the morning to one of the most overpowering funky smells I've ever smelt in my life God drat was that poo poo wild. nice brah
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Mar 27, 2015 15:35
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When I'd visit my sister, every once in a while we'd hear these really weird sounds at night. Turns out it was the neighborhood Wiccans beating on drums and howling at full moons.
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Mar 27, 2015 15:38
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Das Boo posted:When I'd visit my sister, every once in a while we'd hear these really weird sounds at night. Turns out it was the neighborhood Wiccans beating on drums and howling at full moons. that sounds gay as poo poo, they should worship zeus instead because he has a bitchin' beard, throws lightning, has a castle on a mountain, goes to a lot of toga parties and bangs all the chicks also he has like a little robot owl
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Mar 27, 2015 15:42
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Gammatron 64 posted:that sounds gay as poo poo, they should worship zeus instead because he has a bitchin' beard, throws lightning, has a castle on a mountain, goes to a lot of toga parties and bangs all the chicks he gave that owl to Perseus ya dummy
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Mar 27, 2015 15:44
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:he gave that owl to Perseus ya dummy Can we worship Perseus, then?
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Mar 27, 2015 15:47
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Das Boo posted:Can we worship Perseus, then? sure, why not. only yahweh has a problem with idols
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Mar 27, 2015 15:50
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Gammatron 64 posted:like if people are gonna be all into dead stupid pagan religions, why cant they worship ancient greek gods because zeus and apollo and those guys were way cooler than other gods They do in Greece. Some not-Golden-Dawn guys (wink) firebombed one of their meeting places in Athens a few years ago. quote:odin and thor and those dudes are okay too I guess but if you are really really into them there's like a 100% chance you're a nazi All "neo-pagans" are white heavyset nerds with a distinct Dungeons & Dragons vibe, but all the ones specifically into Norse mythology are also white supremacists.
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Mar 27, 2015 16:07
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Gammatron 64 posted:like if people are gonna be all into dead stupid pagan religions, why cant they worship ancient greek gods because zeus and apollo and those guys were way cooler than other gods the greek religions were only valid for a specific historical time period, when the world was transitioning from a spirit filled world to a material world. the greek gods and heros are the denoucement portion of the spirit filled world. nowadays you have to be into some sort of gnostic religion if you wanna contact the divine. you cant just expect zeus or odysseus to show up out of nowhere.
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Ocean Book posted:the greek religions were only valid for a specific historical time period, when the world was transitioning from a spirit filled world to a material world. the greek gods and heros are the denoucement portion of the spirit filled world. nowadays you have to be into some sort of gnostic religion if you wanna contact the divine. you cant just expect zeus or odysseus to show up out of nowhere. whatever nerd
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Mar 27, 2015 16:10
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Agag posted:All "neo-pagans" are white heavyset nerds with a distinct Dungeons & Dragons vibe, but all the ones specifically into Norse mythology are also white supremacists. I find high fantasy medieval sword and sorcery D&D poo poo to be the lamest poo poo on earth
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Mar 27, 2015 16:19
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Gammatron 64 posted:I find high fantasy medieval sword and sorcery D&D poo poo to be the lamest poo poo on earth More of a Shadowrun guy, chummer?
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Agag posted:All "neo-pagans" are white heavyset nerds with a distinct Dungeons & Dragons vibe, but all the ones specifically into Norse mythology are also white supremacists. we prefer to be known as ethnic nationalists, sir
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Mar 27, 2015 18:07
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Oh Hell No posted:All the cool neo-pagans are into Thelema now. From what I can tell, it's Wicca for grown-ups. I went to this black mass once... I ate some female priestess' cake of light, which I guess included ashes of menustral blood in the dough so... idk.
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Mar 27, 2015 20:30
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osirisisdead posted:I went to this black mass once... I ate some female priestess' cake of light, which I guess included ashes of menustral blood in the dough so... idk. sounds pretty spiritual my man
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Mar 27, 2015 21:01
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osirisisdead posted:I ate some female priestess' cake of light is that what wiccans call it?
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Mar 27, 2015 21:06
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so wiccans eat each other's dried caked up menstrual blood? doesn't surprise me one bit
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Mar 27, 2015 21:10
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No, this was Thelemites.
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Ocean Book posted:the greek religions were only valid for a specific historical time period, when the world was transitioning from a spirit filled world to a material world. the greek gods and heros are the denoucement portion of the spirit filled world. nowadays you have to be into some sort of gnostic religion if you wanna contact the divine. you cant just expect zeus or odysseus to show up out of nowhere. not to mention the greek gods never did anything for anyone, they needed more help than the humans really. Pray to Zeus to cure your cancer and he'd probably come and bang your wife, and the tag-along gods would gently caress with the neighbor's hot daughters and sons until someone ended up turned into a tree or some poo poo.
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my apologies for mixing up silly neopagan fad religions, as there is just no excuse for it
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There is no Lord but God and no Lady but Mary hth
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Grand Prize Winner posted:There is no Lord but God and no Lady but Mary you sayin me mum aint a lady?
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osirisisdead posted:No, this was Thelemites. avoid those.. your kid will have trex arms
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:There's still shitloads of wiccans and I swear there are some normal ones but god drat do they attract a lot of nuts and unstable people. Thelema's only popular right now with the masses because it's "new" (it's not new at all, it's just getting public awareness). Other things that are popular within the pagan umbrella right now include druidism, shamanism (there's shitloads of people jumping into shamanism from wicca) and those "universal oneness" religions I can never remember the name of that believe in connected subconsciousness among all organisms in existence. you really have your finger on the pulse of the alternative religion scene
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Zen Punk posted:you really have your finger on the pulse of the alternative religion scene black black herbal attack
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david... posted:you sayin me mum aint a lady? nah sorry, if you have an accent like that 'she' was probably a protestant whore
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Mar 28, 2015 05:09
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big girl. big pale girl with dream catcher tattoo on my forearm. let us go to the woods and chant and skip and let our period blood flick about the leaf litter
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Mar 28, 2015 05:36
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There's always at least one super, super, super hot counter culture whatever girl in every group who's just way too loving hot who legitimizes everything and makes it look all fetish-y and bonerizing and she has like green hair
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naem posted:There's always at least one super, super, super hot counter culture whatever girl in every group who's just way too loving hot who legitimizes everything and makes it look all fetish-y and bonerizing and she has like green hair at least in her own mind more like buttertroll with bipolar disorder and no friends seeks same but enough about OPs mom
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Mar 28, 2015 05:41
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By and large, wiccans are bi and large.
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West SAAB Story posted:avoid those.. your kid will have trex arms wut. There has to be a story here.
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osirisisdead posted:wut. There has to be a story here. it was a poorly conceived (like all of my posts) thalidomide joek.
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like how the child would be poorly conceived, huh?? work with me here.
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I think if a child were conceived in the parking lot of a truck stop...
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there was a gay wiccan in a mythology class I took. he worshipped the egyptian gods. probably a furry. tbf the egyptians were so ripped and macho the women had beards. he was weird and awkward in an "internet" way. I was in a group presentation on mayan mythology, someone made a comparison to thoth, and immediately he wanted to know how that comparison worked. Hobo By Design fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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http://faerywolf.com/
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Oh Hell No posted:All the cool neo-pagans are into Thelema now. From what I can tell, it's Wicca for grown-ups. they're into that, and chaos magick. a lot of them are gross nerds, but it's probably the only neo-pagan related thing that's lead to cool poo poo like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqnVneEBpgQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HudSwX3aiyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-oqdOE6ZG8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZhpIDs_VQ4 we wouldn't have electronic music, much less industrial, as we know it today if it weren't for coil, cosey fanni tutti, genesis p orridge, and throbbing gristle. and then there's this gnostic mass ritual that aleister crowley created. p good parody of catholic masses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVJdSgW2DdM
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Why the gently caress are people into Thelema? Aleister Crowley was a gross sex addict nerd who squandered his entire inheritance on pretend magick poo poo. Lmao he even attempted to do the Abramelin, the most badass scary ritual of them all, and he half assed it and gave up halfway and claimed to be possessed by a demon as a result of loving it up. Apparently thats the coolest you can become while practicing wicca.
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