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"Man I hate my life, I hope the pilot needs to go to the bathroom... Go to the bathroom go to the bathroom go to the bathroom go to the bathroom go to the bathroom haters gonna hate hate hate hate, I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake, shake it oh he went to the bathroom, cool time to crash this plane"
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:05 |
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What does this button do!
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:05 |
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Mein leben!!!
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:06 |
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A loving baby died in the crash. You are the devil
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:10 |
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SD87 posted:A loving baby died in the crash. You are the devil A baby died in your mom and it was you. RIP baby goon ghost.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:14 |
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SD87 posted:A loving baby died in the crash. You are the devil What crash
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:17 |
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I don't want my last moments of my life to be piloting this plane. I'm just gonna put it on autopilot, close my eyes, and let sweet death just take me... ah silence... ... *people banging on the door* Insufferable maggots, be quiet! We are all going to die, just stay silent and enjoy the god drat moment!
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:18 |
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*Locks the door to the cockpit and begins to hum Koran scriptures* HAHAHHHAHAHA YYYAAAKOWZAHHH
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:19 |
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Uhhh this is your captain speaking, just ignore that terrorist banging on the cockpit, we're all in control up here, on your left you'll see an oddly close mountain peak. Feel free to take some pictures with the cell phones I know you didn't put on airplane mode
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:22 |
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This is your captain speaking, as we take this completely normal flight, I think it's time we go over some passages from the Koran. Just look at the Safety card I know you didn't read and I have placed there for you some wonderful reasons why you should convert to Islam, because it is the light. I suggest if you decide to convert to Islam you do so quickly... say within 10 minutes for no reason.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:25 |
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hello this is your captain there i 1 parachute left the last person alive before we crash gets it haha there was actually 3 parachutes
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:28 |
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so is that the real scoop then
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:29 |
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Did they hire the copilot from the Costa Concordia WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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LeoMarr posted:Did they hire the copilot from the Costa Concordia He followed in the brave footsteps of the copilots who keep introducing rotavirus in to the water supply, who are all following in the footsteps of the Titanic's copilot, who was himself following the brave tradition of Odysseus's copilot
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:35 |
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This is your captain speaking, as you may have surmised... I plan to crash the plan with you all in it. I'd like to thank the government for installing these handy terrorist proof doors which I could not have pulled this off without. Thanks again for flying German Airs, and I hope you have come to realize that islam is the light. You now have two minutes before we crash land into this mountain.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:36 |
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"Danke, Obama" *slams passenger jet into a mountain*
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:43 |
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"BUT JEEZ HANK! AUTO PILOT DOESNT STEER THE PLANE TOO!" *crash
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:47 |
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:49 |
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Oh snap son.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:50 |
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5
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 07:56 |
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im really a performance artist at heart and should have went to clown school now for the final irony, i will use the mechanism meant to save this plane from a terrorist cockpit rush by locking the pilot out of the cockpit AND CRASHING the plane into the mountain becsause we are the real terrorists. my mother told me there is no money in THEATER well this is for you mother my final bow you loving bitch
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:05 |
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LeoMarr posted:Did they hire the copilot from the Costa Concordia Nah, he wasn't drunk enough.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:11 |
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I was going to come in here and post something that was a lame attempt at being funny but I'll quote this instead because it's far better than anything I could've thought of thanks guy
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:18 |
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Most plane crashes are more likely than not pilot error. Even before they found this one I was like, "what did these idiots do now?"
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:22 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Most plane crashes are more likely than not pilot error. Even before they found this one I was like, "what did these idiots do now?" I blame radical islam'e skate park
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:24 |
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what if i just veered off and drove this thing into the mountain i could totally do it
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:24 |
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hey you want a soda?
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:31 |
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goddamnit tim we paid 50k for this 3d software and we are gonna get our money's worth
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:33 |
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there was an ovveride code for the lockdown but the other dude just used the 30 second reset to keep him out lmao
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:41 |
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No way he's getting in with that weak-rear end judo chop.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 08:56 |
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Oh God that photo of me near the Golden Gate Bridge makes me look like such a dweeb. I'm so embarrassed I could just kill myself!
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 09:05 |
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lmao
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 09:07 |
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Probably thought he had enough time to rub one out, panicked when he heard the cabin door jiggle and crashed the plane out of embarrassment. 150 souls worth the price of personal dignity.
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 09:07 |
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http://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm Judging by these black box recordings, dying in an airplane crash seems p. chill
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 09:20 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:http://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm Actually, these conditions don't look very good at all, do they?
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# ? Mar 27, 2015 09:30 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:Actually, these conditions don't look very good at all, do they? Watch out for those pylons ahead, eh. See them? Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
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*breathing*
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*breathing*
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