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vomit uncontrollably
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Mar 27, 2015 12:08
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i'm gay
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Mar 27, 2015 12:10
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scream “allah akbar” before flying the plane into a mountain
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Mar 27, 2015 12:10
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Ask if they have any gum. My ears are probably going to pop during such a rapid descent, and I don't need that problem.
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Mar 27, 2015 12:11
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say "I assume the crash position is futile. Wanna gently caress?"
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Mar 27, 2015 12:11
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calmly explain to them that the concept of an afterlife is just a shared delusion that humanity likes to perpetuate because our little ape brains can't handle the concept that we only have our time on earth and then that's it
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Mar 27, 2015 12:12
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"do you have stairs in your house?"
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Mar 27, 2015 12:15
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*farts*
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Mar 27, 2015 12:17
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krampster2 posted:"do you have stairs in your house?" and they give the correct response and you spend the last few moments of your life awkwardly talking about forums drama and how much you post and when you registered an
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Mar 27, 2015 12:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo8K63FHDOs
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Mar 27, 2015 12:18
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say "going down?" and then bawl uncontrollably. If the person is female I might just start making out with her. What do you got to lose? Dignity goes out the window in like five minutes anyway, along with everything else.
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Mar 27, 2015 12:21
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yeah i'd also start raping people before I died
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Mar 27, 2015 12:23
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Theeeeeerrrrrresssss...somoneonthewing...some...thing.
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Mar 27, 2015 12:24
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krampster2 posted:"do you have stairs in your house?" A misanthrope posted:and they give the correct response and you spend the last few moments of your life awkwardly talking about forums drama and how much you post and when you registered an "i'm the guy with the dancing owl av" "Oh i like that on-" *plane slams into the ground throwing you alive and conscious and on fire 800 feet from the wreckage*
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Mar 27, 2015 12:26
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A misanthrope posted:"i'm the guy with the dancing owl av" hell never changes
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Mar 27, 2015 12:28
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ask to have sex and then spend my last minute on earth humiliated by rejection
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Mar 27, 2015 12:29
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:ask to have sex and then spend my last minute on earth humiliated by rejection ohh...sorry I just got out of a bad relationship and i'm not looking for anything serious right no- *you explode into the friendzone but mostly just explode*
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Mar 27, 2015 12:31
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A misanthrope posted:"i'm the guy with the dancing owl av" lmao
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Mar 27, 2015 12:31
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"Who would've thought that the pilot would hijack the plane" *Laughs while other person cries* PantsandCola fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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Mar 27, 2015 12:34
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maybe try to flesh out a few good conspiracy theories on the cause of the crash before i hit the ground
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Mar 27, 2015 12:36
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Start singing ACDC's "Shot down in flames" really loudly while head banging.
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Mar 27, 2015 12:37
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desperately bring up phone and log into SA to make an AMA thread about participating in a plane crash
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Mar 27, 2015 12:38
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Fight back tears and tell her that mommy and daddy love her very much.
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Mar 27, 2015 12:40
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Hope that some of my 72 virgins are redheads.
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Mar 27, 2015 12:52
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Universe Master posted:Start singing ACDC's "Shot down in flames" really loudly while head banging. John Denver 'leavin' on a jet plane'.
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Mar 27, 2015 12:56
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I suggest we go to the cockpit and say into the flight recorder, "We're under attack by alien forces not of our world!"
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Mar 27, 2015 13:07
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"I can't believe that bitch dumped meeeee!!" *crashes plane*
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Mar 27, 2015 13:13
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ask for a final blow job.
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Mar 27, 2015 13:20
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Refusing to die, I grab the other person, and then jump out of the plane and use them as a surfboard to slow my descent.
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Mar 27, 2015 13:25
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"...he 8 the burd, Michael!"
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Mar 27, 2015 13:26
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i wouldn't turn or say anything to them. i don't want my last moments to be spent interacting with some low-class Joe Sixpack or Jane Homemaker from Wichita
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Mar 27, 2015 13:29
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Splatmaster posted:"...he 8 the burd, Michael!" *frantically shows everyone this gif as plane falls out of the sky* 
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Mar 27, 2015 13:29
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:i wouldn't turn or say anything to them. i don't want my last moments to be spent interacting with some low-class Joe Sixpack or Jane Homemaker from Wichita same but for social anxiety reasons
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Mar 27, 2015 13:40
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I would tell them that we'll both be ok because we buckled our safety belts and returned our trays to upright positions.
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Mar 27, 2015 13:43
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"I've never had another man's penis in my mouth. I'm not going to start now *masturbates furiously* You can kiss it a little if you want though. I am NOT gay." 
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Mar 27, 2015 13:47
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I start singing this song until the plane crashes~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZZKLZafk5c
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Mar 27, 2015 13:58
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It's Granos. I call the police.
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Mar 27, 2015 14:13
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Im gay
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Mar 27, 2015 14:19
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"I wonder why they don't make the entire plane out of the same thing as the black box"  *passengers laugh, plane crashes*
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