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this baby is destined for the goldmine so dont gently caress it up!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhfYkJB_7hg
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Mar 27, 2015 19:38
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Apple is like a ship with a hole in the bottom leaking water, and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction.
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Mar 27, 2015 20:10
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q: why did the computer cross the road? a: go gently caress yourself you stupid bitch!
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Mar 27, 2015 21:06
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computers are joke
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Mar 27, 2015 21:10
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Citizen Tayne posted:q: why did the computer cross the road? rude 
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Mar 27, 2015 21:29
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why was 01010 afraid because 00111 01000 01001
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Mar 27, 2015 22:31
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so in highschool we had however many hours in the library for general computer competency and it was basically a chance to type up homework and a guy i knew would always finsh his work and then shrink the font to like size 2 and then save it and when he started back up he'd make it big again so after weeks i just had to know so i asked him what the deal was and he said he wanted to save space on his floppy so he made the text small to take up less space anyway i laughed at him and it seemed to really hurt his feelings i guess that's more of a computer anecdote than a computer joke
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Mar 27, 2015 23:07
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angry_keebler posted:why was 01010 afraid I get it
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Mar 27, 2015 23:07
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angry_keebler posted:so in highschool we had however many hours in the library for general computer competency and it was basically a chance to type up homework and a guy i knew would always finsh his work and then shrink the font to like size 2 and then save it and when he started back up he'd make it big again did you teach this person or did you just laugh at him?
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Mar 27, 2015 23:13
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well, i told him how he was wrong but he was already pretty embarrassed and i imagine i was probably condescending about it
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Mar 27, 2015 23:19
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the I phone 6 bends with normal use 
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Mar 27, 2015 23:25
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angry_keebler posted:well, i told him how he was wrong but he was already pretty embarrassed and i imagine i was probably condescending about it lol
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Mar 27, 2015 23:56
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my grandparents took me to see the movie you've got mail because "it's about computers"
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Mar 27, 2015 23:56
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there are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who have had sex
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Mar 28, 2015 00:06
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A Pinball Wizard posted:there are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who have had sex what are the other 8?
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Mar 28, 2015 03:09
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lol
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Mar 28, 2015 03:51
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Mar 28, 2015 03:55
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good computer joke suppository
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Mar 28, 2015 04:32
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why di the comp uteri cross the road
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Mar 28, 2015 04:41
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bump_fn posted:why di the comp uteri cross the road y?
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Mar 28, 2015 04:58
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did anyone say android yet?
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Mar 28, 2015 08:26
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also chome
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Mar 28, 2015 08:28
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q: what's the leadt sognifigant bit? a: u are poasts!!!
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Mar 28, 2015 09:39
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fukin goldmine
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Mar 28, 2015 10:24
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Steve is dead
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Mar 28, 2015 13:27
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Man, stallman has really put himself back together
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Mar 28, 2015 15:51
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did someone make the udp joke yet because i didn't get it
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Mar 28, 2015 17:55
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carry on then posted:did someone make the udp joke yet because i didn't get it iI told it but I don't care if you get it or not.
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Mar 28, 2015 19:26
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computer toucher posted:iI told it but I don't care if you get it or not. i told the joke as well ITT but it looks like no one received it. 
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Mar 28, 2015 19:28
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steve jobs decided to treat his cancer with positive thinking and fruit instead of a tried and tested surgical procedure. 
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Mar 28, 2015 19:42
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obstipator posted:i told the joke as well ITT but it looks like no one received it. better make it a few more times, someone will get it
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Mar 28, 2015 21:40
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I have this ARP punchline hanging around, did any of you tell a joke
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Mar 28, 2015 23:19
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funny computetr
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Mar 29, 2015 02:05
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if i went jogging w/ a pair of agnostics, would that be called running a diagnostic
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Mar 29, 2015 02:13
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wesley snypes posted:if i went jogging w/ a pair of agnostics, would that be called running a diagnostic
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Mar 29, 2015 03:13
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wesley snypes posted:if i went jogging w/ a pair of agnostics, would that be called running a diagnostic
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Mar 29, 2015 05:14
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I'm going to tell a TCP joke, it's 65 characters. Everybody ready?
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Mar 29, 2015 09:42
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gonadic io posted:I'm going to tell a TCP joke, it's 65 characters. Everybody ready? I'm sorry, but this joke timed out. I would like to hear a TCP joke.
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im going to tell a joke, and id like you to repeat it back to me. it's 64kb long. here it is: a
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