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sturgeon
Sep 13, 2011
Pip pip, going to drive me lorry to the shops after I hoover. Need to make some bubble and squeak and bangers and mash for the queen mum's birthday. Going to have a kit kat biscuit and some warm beer after. Cheers.

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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

excuse me but sausage is one of the greatest foods that exists

take meat that would not be very good as is, grind it up, add spices, put in a casing, grill/weenieroast/broil/pan fry it, and shaboom deliciousness

sturgeon
Sep 13, 2011
*likes sausage*
*is too angry about Polish immigrants to eat kielbasa*
*votes UKIP*
*gets in a fight at a soccer game because of something a duke said 700 years ago*

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i've made some onion soup

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

sturgeon posted:

*likes sausage*
*is too angry about Polish immigrants to eat kielbasa*
*votes UKIP*
*gets in a fight at a soccer game because of something a duke said 700 years ago*

Try harder

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Jose posted:

i've made some onion soup

don't freeze it

i did that the other day and it doesn't work. i tried to be healthy with making a vegetable soup but ended up tipping it away and eating a gigantic steak

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i wasn't planning to freeze it but why doesn't it work its soup

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Malf posted:

gyro meat and fries? gently caress off. it's doner meat and chips

also available is chicken kebab 'meat' with chips
heres a mixture



in fact i might even order one tonight

also anyone attending this important event? http://www.britishkebabawards.co.uk/
There is a kebab shop near me that used to get a lamb shish from. If you said you didnt want salad they offered you donner meat instead of salad.

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

sturgeon posted:

*likes sausage*
*is too angry about Polish immigrants to eat kielbasa*
*votes UKIP*
*gets in a fight at a soccer game because of something a duke said 700 years ago*

Literally me right now except I'm not angry about Polish people, I don't vote UKIP and I don't even care about football.

Also I'm posting from the toilet. Your move.

sturgeon
Sep 13, 2011

Trauma Tank posted:

Literally me right now except I'm not angry about Polish people, I don't vote UKIP and I don't even care about football.

Also I'm posting from the toilet. Your move.
I notice that you said nothing about kielbasa.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
*is American, posts "pip pip, lorry", does it every page*

edit: *shoots up a classroom*

Rev. Melchisedech Howler fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Mar 28, 2015

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
This is what I think of when I think of England

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Jose posted:

i wasn't planning to freeze it but why doesn't it work its soup

idk maybe it's something about the sulphides in the onions. it was fine before i froze it and when it came out it... well, it didn't taste bad. just wrong.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

DrWrestling69 posted:

There is a kebab shop near me that used to get a lamb shish from. If you said you didnt want salad they offered you donner meat instead of salad.

A good kebab shop.

sturgeon
Sep 13, 2011

Whorelord posted:

Try harder
*gets "extra mild" taco kits at tesco*
*reads the daily mail while nodding and making "hmms" of indignation and agreement*
*drives on the wrong side of the road because that is how nobles rode horses a million years ago*
*hates the scots but gets angered at the thought of their barren tundra hellscape not being a part of the UK*

Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play

Malf posted:

gyro meat and fries? gently caress off. it's doner meat and chips

also available is chicken kebab 'meat' with chips
heres a mixture



in fact i might even order one tonight

also anyone attending this important event? http://www.britishkebabawards.co.uk/

Does that kebab meat look green to anyone else or is it like that dress again

Faithless
Dec 1, 2006
I really enjoy the northern quarter and I think it's made Manchester a lot better. Sue me

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Against all my better judgement this is making me want a sober kebab. May settle for fish and chips lads.

Faithless posted:

I really enjoy the northern quarter and I think it's made Manchester a lot better. Sue me

It was better before all the cunts from Deansgate cottoned on.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

idk maybe it's something about the sulphides in the onions. it was fine before i froze it and when it came out it... well, it didn't taste bad. just wrong.

hmm well it'll be finished long before it needs freezing so no worries

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sturgeon posted:

*drives on the wrong side of the road because that is how nobles rode horses a million years ago*

lmao

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


puppypuppypuppy?



puppypuppypuppy :3:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i wont take any poo poo from americans about driving until they learn how to work a manual gearbox

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Fraction posted:

puppypuppypuppy?



puppypuppypuppy :3:

what vile breed is this

why isn't it large and grey/brown/black, like all good dogs

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

XMNN posted:

i wont take any poo poo from americans about driving until they learn how to work a manual gearbox

idk how common cruise control is in cars here but it loving owns

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

what vile breed is this

why isn't it large and grey/brown/black, like all good dogs

westie

it screams, loud

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Fraction posted:

puppypuppypuppy?



puppypuppypuppy :3:

Awwwwww.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Fraction posted:

puppypuppypuppy?



puppypuppypuppy :3:

wanna pet that dog

e: "dont talk about fraction like that"

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Fraction posted:

westie

it screams, loud

Westies are great. Terriers ftw. My mum and dad just got a parsons terrier and she is mental.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

firstpost posted:

:firstpost:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

what kind of sad sack is reporting this?

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

sturgeon posted:

I notice that you said nothing about kielbasa.

I was pooping.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


DrWrestling69 posted:

There is a kebab shop near me that used to get a lamb shish from. If you said you didnt want salad they offered you donner meat instead of salad.

does donner mean something different in the uk than it does in the us?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
why would it

Fluo
May 25, 2007

breadchat

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Give me granary or give me death.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


I'm from (East) Lancashire and I always called them teacakes.

Which is what they are.

Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play
it's not really a debate if theyre referring to totally different things? :confused:

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

Dysgenesis posted:

I'm from (East) Lancashire and I always called them teacakes.

Which is what they are.

Teacakes are sweet fruit rolls that you cut in half and toast then butter.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Trauma Tank posted:

Teacakes are sweet fruit rolls that you cut in half and toast then butter.
:agreed:

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

I approve of the way the chart is described as 18 names for "bread roll", implicitly saying that bread roll is the correct term.

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Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

Yeah that. Hi Fluo.

EDIT: Damnit, I saw your post before I posted this one and thought it described it better than I did. :colbert:

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