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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
flaccid. theres blood in there but not enough to...heh...:D just normal amount atm

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treasure bear

not turgid, no sir

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
same/! :hf:

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Piso Mojado

n/t

edit: t

Pax Technica

A very technical peace.
cheddary

POWERBALL

by zen death robot
Wet n' Wild

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I love my genitals, they are literally my favorite body part. As for their status I'd say good as hell.

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Normal looking, not all gnarled up, cool.

City of Glompton

experiencing ennui

Scaly Haylie

skin's kinda bunching up against the head or the head's sinking in a bit. i guess you'd call that compressed?

Pax Technica

A very technical peace.

Lizard Wizard posted:

skin's kinda bunching up against the head or the head's sinking in a bit. i guess you'd call that compressed?

cut or uncut?

Scaly Haylie

cut.

what do y'all call the skin just beneath the head? i've always gone with "collar"

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
knotted up

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Glans.

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Scaly Haylie


that IS the head.

Pax Technica

A very technical peace.

Lizard Wizard posted:

cut.

what do y'all call the skin just beneath the head? i've always gone with "collar"

lol, your dick head is running away. also it's the frenulum

Scaly Haylie

i was always under the impression that the frenulum was just one part of that, on the outer/downward facing side of the penis

Pax Technica

A very technical peace.
well what do you mean by "beneath"? could be taken a few different ways

Al Borland

by XyloJW
clean.

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Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
you mean that like scrunched up bit on the bottom side of your dick just under the head?

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Scaly Haylie

y'know what lemme just find a photo of a dick

Pax Technica

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Lizard Wizard posted:

y'know what lemme just find a photo of a dick

:f5:

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
dick chat

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Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
IF MISANDRY IS FAKE THEN WHY'S THERE NO DICK CREW, HUH? <:mad:>

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Lizard Wizard posted:

y'know what lemme just find a photo of a dick

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lizard Wizard posted:

y'know what lemme just find a photo of a dick

lol

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Scaly Haylie

this may take a while as we have company

Pax Technica

A very technical peace.
ask to see one of their dicks

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Just go for it. As us children say these days, YOLO.

Pax Technica

A very technical peace.
announce that Pax Technica needs to see a dick and he needs to see one now. if your friends are anybody they'll know how important this is

Scaly Haylie

Pax Technica posted:

announce that Pax Technica needs to see a dick and he needs to see one now. if your friends are anybody they'll know how important this is

ok

Pax Technica

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so what part was your question about? you seem to know plenty about dicks

Scaly Haylie

Pax Technica posted:

so what part was your question about? you seem to know plenty about dicks

oh my question was just what you'd call the status of your dick when you're flaccid and the collar is enfolding your head

Pax Technica

A very technical peace.

Lizard Wizard posted:

oh my question was just what you'd call the status of your dick when you're flaccid and the collar is enfolding your head

a really ugly circumcision

fuck. marry. t-rex

Took a bath; definitely floats

Devil Bird Thing

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
Okay, alright. Here goes. You ready? This is gonna be soooo good.

Okay, here it is:

What do you think No-mates goober status would be if him were here today hmm?

social vegan



almost tainted

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


seaworthy

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
lamprey-esque

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From President of the colonies to this.
chillin'

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