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Rad ROM Max
Mar 10, 2011

by XyloJW
she said "absoFRUITely and tried to throw it almost 15 feet away but it started spinning and went off course and hit the guy in front of me in the head. he seemed fine for a few hours but toward the end of the day he started saying "whats that noise" over and over and then grabbed his head and screamed and collapsed. apparently he had a cerebral hematoma now he's dead

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Lol'd @ absoFRUITely

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


the one day he didn't wear his helmet to work.
so ironic.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
i liked the part where you died

Mathlete
Nov 30, 2005

It's hip to be a squared square.
sorry for your loss

what flavor was it? i bet it would have been a very quenching and refreshing bev

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK




Durst Post

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
frutopia? what the gently caress? is it suddenly 1999 again?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
OSHA would flip a poo poo

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
one day from retirement too

Rad ROM Max
Mar 10, 2011

by XyloJW
I can't imagine the guilt she is feeling of having taken a human life all for a pun

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I have a friend who hate, hate hates puns, now I know why

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I love death.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

rap music.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I used to drink fruitopia all the time in middle school because it was allowed in the vending machines but not soda because soda is unhealthy

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Where are you that Fruitopia is still around and can you send me some

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i once had two bottles of the blue topia (the only good flavor) in one day and felt blessed.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
lol where do u work?!

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
it's packed with vitamin c, for cerebral hematoma.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Isn't Fruitopia just San Francisco. Right guys, cause it's the 90s and San Francisco is the go-to gay city.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Matey posted:

Isn't Fruitopia just San Francisco. Right guys, cause it's the 90s and San Francisco is the go-to gay city.

u suc fgt

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Did anyone ever identify what the noise was that caused his death?

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Kuato posted:

Did anyone ever identify what the noise was that caused his death?

Since it's 1999 again, this is fresh

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Rad ROM Max posted:

absoFRUITely

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Shadow posted:

u suc fgt

shut the gently caress up cuntboy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Matey posted:

shut the gently caress up cuntboy

haha hell yeah

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

Rad ROM Max posted:

she said "absoFRUITely and tried to throw it almost 15 feet away but it started spinning and went off course and hit the guy in front of me in the head. he seemed fine for a few hours but toward the end of the day he started saying "whats that noise" over and over and then grabbed his head and screamed and collapsed. apparently he had a cerebral hematoma now he's dead

lol irl

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Matey posted:

shut the gently caress up cuntboy

no u


I win :D

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

same op

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

U think you can just throw soda around whenever you like guess what we do things in this office BY THE BOOK. EYUUROF THE FORCE

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Shadow posted:

no u


I win :D

ah dammit

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

abso

fruitly

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

good job not catching a simple object bitchboi. ur dad would be ashamed if he didn't already know you couldn't receive a pass to save your life :thurman:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

not all of us are kick rear end popular cool guy slow pitch jocks

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Lol if you aren't a jock

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