itt we pretend we live in 1999

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Nohman: Sep 19, 2007; Never been worse.

The gently caress are you idiots doing?! Technology is going to explode and society collapse at the end of the year! Also check out this sick whale in Sonic Adventure.

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coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

*sits in front of tv on new year's eve, waiting to shotgun glass of piss champagne mom gave me*

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Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

*play sick to skip school*

*play Tribes all afternoon*

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:05

PromethiumX: Mar 5, 2003

Jesus Christ posted:

*play sick to skip school*

*play Tribes all afternoon*

Truth

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:14

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

*types www.somethingawful.com into ask jeeves search bar*

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:17

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I can't wait for for the inevitable decade of peace and prosperity coming our way in 2000.

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Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

I have the malware that randomly changes and inserts keystrokes

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:25

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I can't wait for for the inevitable decade of peace and prosperity coming our way in 2000.

Led by our first female president - Elizabeth Dole!

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:26

Divine Styler: Apr 8, 2005; quantum mechanic

"Downloads .mp3 for 2 hours. Tries to play on RealAudio. Deletes"

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:33

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Jesus Christ posted:

*play sick to skip school*

*play Tribes all afternoon*

I did that, also for Meridian 59

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:33

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

lol monica lewinsky

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:35

ghouldaddy07: Jun 23, 2008

How nice of this company to sell me a manual, which will help me survive the Y2K.

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:38

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I can't wait for the new Simpsons episode tonight

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:38

pepito sanchez: Apr 3, 2004; I'm not mexican

*furiously masturbates*

*16 years later*

*furiously masturbates*

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:39

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Dude the new Matrox card is going to blow away all of the other guys..wait and see

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:41

Return Of JimmyJars: Jun 24, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

*shitposting on fear.net*

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:42

Brock Hardchin: Aug 17, 2007; You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.

MUDs and Magic.

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:43

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

I would have to say the Dow Jones will hit 15,000 by January 1, 2001.

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:43

pepito sanchez: Apr 3, 2004; I'm not mexican

i will trade u my koby bryant rookie card for ur wolverine card and the black lotus card. must be mint condition

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:43

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

Some of us never left 1999. :smuggo:

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:43

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Holy poo poo did everyone see the new Episode I trailer? It's going to be AWESOME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6hOlI9cg4o

edit: HOLY poo poo is that SAM JACKSON? He's gonna kick SO MUCH rear end in this movie!

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:44

pepito sanchez: Apr 3, 2004; I'm not mexican

*somehow gets position of gamemaster on an early ultima online server*

*teleports to a help request*

yes whats ur problem

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:44

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

This is the coolest screensaver ever.

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:45

pepito sanchez: Apr 3, 2004; I'm not mexican

yes i typed "ur" a lot

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:45

pepito sanchez: Apr 3, 2004; I'm not mexican

Dead Precedents posted:

This is the coolest screensaver ever.

lol i loving did this

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:45

Brock Hardchin: Aug 17, 2007; You don't need anyone or anything to party 'til ya puke.

imagine how prosperous america will be in 2008. cant wait to grow up and get a a good paying job

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:46

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Brock Hardchin posted:

imagine how prosperous america will be in 2008. cant wait to grow up and get a a good paying job

I'm going to major in computer science. Just look at the money they're makin' in Silicon Valley! Hell, I have a friends who says he can get me a job at pets.com

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:47

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

Dead Precedents posted:

This is the coolest screensaver ever.

gently caress u xoj is where its at. :c00l:

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:47

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

UT looks loving awesome since I got my Voodoo 3!

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:47

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

Tony Blair is going to be the greatest pm since Atlee!

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:49

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

"I'll take a pack of Camels for 2 dollars and a 12 pack of the Beast for 3"

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:49

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

Gimme an Orbitz and some 3D doritos or whatever the gently caress it was.

Oh hey- guys.. you see that Survivor show? It is IN-TENSE. Of course it'll never replace sitcoms.

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:50

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Bruce Kison posted:

"I'll take a pack of Camels for 2 dollars and a 12 pack of the Beast for 3"

Don't forget to fill up your 16 gallon gas tank for $15

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:52

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

West SAAB Story posted:

gently caress u xoj is where its at.

Look at this emo. Ugh, nothing can ever be worse than emo or goths.

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:52

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

Dead Precedents posted:

Look at this emo. Ugh, nothing can ever be worse than emo or goths.

You just don't know whats COOL, dad. You probably use xroach.

I can hackysack and man that new blind melon CD is off the charts. I burned the whole set of MP3s to my CD player and I get like.. 10 hours on one CD man. It's loving AWESOME.

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:55

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_%28season_25%29

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:56

Lendrophiliac: May 3, 2009

"im so happy the spice girls are releasing a new album who needs ginger spice anyway they're going to come back stronger than ever and show the world the true meaning of girl power!!" *begs mom for money to buy more beanie babies*

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:56

Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

guys check out this funny video of skateboarders falling down! its pretty funny i swear

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/19493/xXxSephirothxXx/funny.mpeg

# ? Mar 28, 2015 03:58

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West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 253 days!)

I'm so pissed about these rolling blackouts and superficially pumped up fees for electricity. gently caress Enron. gently caress them good!

Anybody seen my Handspring? Its like a Palm but it has an expansion slot!!! This one is a biggy.. ITS GOT 32 MEGS!

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