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Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
*nods off and dies from heatstroke in car parked in driveway*

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



*eats a bunch of anti-diarrhea medicine to get an opiate high*

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
*dies*

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
*gets high off russian benzo and wakes up in foreign prison a week later*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

like.. whoa.. whoa.. WHOA MAN.. WHOAA-MAN.

SHE WAS A THIEF

YOU HAD TO BELIEF

SHE STOLE MY HEART AND MY KETAMINE

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



*becomes a really good botanist just to maintain 5 poppy pods in his closet*

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
*dies*

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



*recommends someone tries more drugs to get over their drugs*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

*tries drugs for the first time, and says its an interesting experience but probably wont ever do it again*

<<TWO WEEKS LATER>>

Uh.. did I just use my needle or the HepZAids one?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



*resurrects*

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
*gets 60 bux crack money stole from bitcoin marketplace theives*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*is not satisfied with what 90 % of the population is, OD's*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

*wakes up in pile of vomit and feces and urine.. but whose is it?*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

*sees documentary on new drug made from battery acid which burns your body from the inside out. attempts to find recipe*

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


anyone seen my arm?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

anyone seen my arm?
*coughs and wheezes, slowly looking up from 2litre cola bottle turned into really lovely bong*
You clicked on the wrong thread, backpanther.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
im fucjubg wastted and ub stukk giubg oiyt''

fycj

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



*becomes functional addict. is rad at parties*

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
duuuddeee











ITS HARM OPREVETHUION




HAHAHAAAAAAAAA





asdasafgasgbnafdb








duuuddeeeeee

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

these chemicals that alter the way my brain processes sensory information have really opened my eyes to reality, i underst-*dies of heat stroke*

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

KoRMaK posted:

*becomes functional addict. is rad at parties*

Guess again.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
*lives current life style but posts in TCC instead of GBS*

I sure love drugs :)

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

GODDDdd. STOP JUDGING.

I use GHB because I can lift weights and pass outrest at the same time.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i advocate in favor of taking deliriant drugs. do lots of dph or you're a retard

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

*reads thread where you descend into addiction*

*starts doing same drug*

*dies*

*inspires other posters that read my gay thread*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

*sifts through own poop looking for something to smoke*




















*cant remember what he took*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*finally becomes successful enough to afford heroin and cocaine*

*DIes*

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
*smokes crack, in a clubhouse*

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

in the interest of harm reduction here is my story about how i destroyed my life and everyone i love trying research chemical RT-97235 *other posters ask for tips on purchasing it*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

*smokes tranny pole to afford real crack*

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Cole posted:

ki have no idae what therwad o'm posting in but the ambien has me khllucinating and the laptop is part of the e..... the letters are floating,.. this shis is siwie

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

*shoots up for the first time and doesn't check for air bubbles*
*has heart attack*































*ends up with stroke but not death. prays for death in inert carcass trapped in for next 20+ years*

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Sojenus posted:

in the interest of harm reduction here is my story about how i destroyed my life and everyone i love trying research chemical RT-97235 *other posters ask for tips on purchasing it*

*refers them to industrious pill hustlers hawking their poo poo openly in TCC*

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
*gets high off the joose and buys 13 pianos*

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Wake.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Bake

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

OH poo poo I PUT THE BABY IN THE MICROWAVE

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Skate

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i still dont know what joose is

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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i still dont know what joose is

its some really loving lovely malt liquor thing unless there is something else with that terminology :shrug:

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