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Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
This thread is super depressing. Here, this will help:

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
OMG YOU SURE DID PUT A BIRD ON IT HUH

A Touch of Satan
Apr 6, 2009
Gotta give myself stick-n-poke tattoos while growing the worst facial hair ever!

Got kicked out of the vegan straight-edge crossfit group I was in cuz they found out I was loving teenagers at my job mentoring high school students. Also I'm thirty and frequently go out in public dressed as a student from Hogwarts. Ask me why and I'll get all snarky.

Bikes bikes farmer's market crunchy stoner metal video games are deep bruh

I'm exactly responsible enough to get to work on time and pay rent. The rest of my time is spent drinking while high as gently caress and most of the time I spend in public outside of the bar, I'm wearing my pajamas

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

walked home across some bridge back to the university area and my friend chundered big time into the dark pnw waters

Ironically, this made the Willamette slightly less disgusting

cpwhite
Oct 17, 2012
Would you say that Colin was a 'happy' chicken? Did he have a lot of friends and live a full life?

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

as a portland resident and transplant I'll be the referee itt

* m e fumbles to get his stripes referee jersey past huge beard and gauged ears

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

psyopmonkey posted:

"Oh my god, its totally dangerous past Caeser Chavez BLVD. And, its so scary up in NE!"

why does every hipster city have a caeser chavez blvd

RecoomesSexyRear
Jul 18, 2003

"Repent for your Fergusons middle america the new pioneers of Cascadia are taking control"

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

1gnoirents posted:

why does every hipster city have a caeser chavez blvd

It used to be 42nd.

:shrug:

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

psyopmonkey posted:

It used to be 42nd.

:shrug:

Weird way of spelling 39th

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

portland loving owns, i'll pour out a microbrew for all my goons that don't have the privilege of living in oregon

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
Dzień dobry I am a hipster from Poland

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
"I've never lived anywhere so safe and clean and laid back! Portland is amazing!"
*Flashback to 25 years ago*
"WHITE POWER!!! WHITE POWER!!!"

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mido posted:

Weird way of spelling 39th

Durp, youre right.

Oops. :shrug:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Haha they actually renamed a street to C. Chavez and didn't go with 82nd?

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Idiot Kicker posted:

let's get some lobster



get it, cause there's also a Portland Maine

yea i watched the shining the other day too

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