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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Come into this thread and give us all a welfare update.


Just let us know if everything is cool. or if there's anything we can do. Like maybe pick you up some soup or something.








Is it a girl, Lowtax?

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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

i'm really liking the high quantity of new threads being posted all the time recently.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:horse:

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Low tax is dead op

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

TheChaosPath posted:

Low tax is dead op

It is... as we feared.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 260 days!)

Worse.. I think its CNet...

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
if we destroy twitter, it will force him to return

gentlemen, how do we kill the twitter

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

The Mad Archivist posted:

if we destroy twitter, it will force him to return

gentlemen, how do we kill the twitter

Snapchat?


e: I don't know what snapchat is.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

West SAAB Story posted:

Worse.. I think its CNet...



i hope it's the awful app

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
CQ, this is W9GFO, do you copy?

[sniff]
Lowtax, this is Nathilus, come back?... This is forums poster Nathilus, transmitting on 14.2 megahertz.

[pleading]
Lowtax, are you there? Come back? Lowtax, are you there? Lowtax, this is Nathilus.... Come back.... :(

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

krampster2 posted:

i hope it's the awful app

no its mangosteen

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Lowtax, I know you might be reading this. And I know you might be struggling with certain feelings. depression, anxiety. Anger. Shame.


But I want you to know, these are all people who care about you, who LOVE you. And we take you as you are. Please come back.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

On Twitter hrsay fiancee

So alimony anf kids and fiancee

He working graveyard at 7-11 now

No time to post

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Lowtax can take care of himself. That fat bastard has learned a thing or two over the years. Fatass motherfucker knows what's what.

Edit: he's fat.

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

gently caress Lowtax he is a chump, If you vote me new Somethingawful president I promise free poo poo posting for all.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
he's banging some new broad

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Other plausibility is lowtax alt account is irrational bees

Would explain lotd

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

donkey salami posted:

Other plausibility is lowtax alt account is irrational bees

Would explain lotd

no we've been over this, it's redshirt

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 260 days!)

donkey salami posted:

Other plausibility is lowtax alt account is irrational bees

Would explain lotd

:stonkhat:

E: So who is psyopmonkey then? Fragmaster?

West SAAB Story fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Mar 28, 2015

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Redshirt is irrational bees?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

West SAAB Story posted:

Worse.. I think its CNet...



oh :(

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



He's not coming back until we all forget that he owes us bird-based prizes.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Prude posted:

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGJKeESLBpQ

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Prude posted:

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Lowtax got into another fight with Uwe Boll and he's in a coma now.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i want my lowtax back!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

:smugbird: WHERE THE BIRD PRIZES AT LOWTAX :smugbird:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Getting a new video card to play Quake.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Low tax here. What's up?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I'm not that worried

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Lowtax is funny.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

:patriot:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

low tax is an irresponsible deadbeat, we were better off when we thought he was dead. but he left us guys, he abandoned us. gently caress it, we don't need him, we can burn this place down into a forgettable empty husk just fine without him, hmmph.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
so is it confirmed that Lowtax died?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Beef Turret posted:

Lowtax is funny.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zzulu posted:

confirmed, Lowtax died

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Titus Sardonicus posted:

low tax is an irresponsible deadbeat, we were better off when we thought he was dead. but he left us guys, he abandoned us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmerFuzRNZ4&t=53s

Titus Sardonicus posted:

gently caress it, we don't need him, we can burn this place down into a forgettable empty husk just fine without him, hmmph.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtkST5-ZFHw&t=16s

KewlBiens
Nov 21, 2007

by Lowtax
Lowtax is dead. Lowtax remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Lowtax simply to appear worthy of it?

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itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
i thought lowtax was pulling out hundos at the atm to buy coke for his hot new squeeze???

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