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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

Like, I thought about going to Warsaw this weekend to visit relatives, but that is just so.. mainstream. So I went to Gorzow- and I got mugged. It was so awesome.. you gotta go with me next time.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my buddy, the same guy who puked off some brdige in portland, got mugged in columbia at knife point haha his camera and like 500 pesos ($5) were stolen

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Guys you gotta try this exotic American beer called "bud light"

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
I love Beksinski's early work

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
You know I think it was the rite decision for the allies to not help us during our time of need :)

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

These potatoes are extremely underground

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Baronjutter posted:

These potatoes are extremely underground

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I drink Budweiser. It's a czech beer , maybe you've heard of it?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hobohemian posted:

I drink Budweiser. It's a czech beer , maybe you've heard of it?
bud > czechbardwieswer

its weird bu true

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
LOL that Poland even exists and people give a poo poo.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Poland is pretty cool and it seems like they're entirely ready to end the world to spite russia, which i respect.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Poland, Albania, Hungary, those Yugoslavias...

No one white and first world even thinks twice that these shithole places exist.

You export human sex slaves? I have no idea. And no one cares.

Poland isnt Germany, either.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
*eats delicious food because my country's agriculture and food production system isn't utterly retarded*

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

Deep man. Deep. *snaps fingers*

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I haves these news drinks, is not potatos, is froms distilleds corn!

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
My post wasnt even ironic. Poland is worthless and thought about less than Burkina Faso.

The Sudan gets more thought.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Rapman the Cook posted:

My post wasnt even ironic. Poland is worthless and thought about less than Burkina Faso.

The Sudan gets more thought.

Nobody has ever mistaken one of your posts for irony.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I liked screen doors on submarines before it was cool

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i think it spelled hilpster OP

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Barkeep, one Pilsner, please.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

My Imaginary GF posted:

I haves these news drinks, is not potatos, is froms distilleds corn!

Such is life

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
*Leads a cavalry charge into WWII*

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Smoking hot babes everywhere is so mainstream.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
*Fires blanks off every few nights to try and slow gentrification*

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Das Boo posted:

*Leads a cavalry charge into WWII*

This never happened

Fun related fact: polish cavalry was kicking commie rear end as recently as 1920


Also I love that the (ex) polish foreign minister was secretly taped saying poland was deluding itself into thinking it would get support just for "giving the U.S. a blowjob"

Basically Poland knows the score and are gonna make drat sure the deluge/ partitions/ ww2 /whatever aren't gonna gently caress them again. Also they super hate russia, so there's that.

E: this post brought to you by GBS 1.0

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Newsweek made a minor note about right-wing candidate's background - his wife's father was a noted poet and writer, also son of jewish father and concentration camp survivor. The whole article was about different matter - that the said candidate hid the part where he was a member of slightly liberal party in the 90's.
Nationalistic media went absolutely bonkers, calling the article slanderous and antisemitic. The irony in the latter statement was colossal, because right-wingers absolutely love calling everyone jews, fags, german/russian/israel agents, among others.

*buys packaged sushi and croatian beer in alma*

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I'm sure glad our country has developed a tank that will defend us against any future invasion attempts!

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Baronjutter posted:

These potatoes are extremely underground

They're bonnottes. You probably haven't heard of them.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
Makes polack joke

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

*tracksuit squats, ironically*

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Hitler should have invaded Russia before it was cool

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
* Goes to club to make disco dance *
* Ends up fixing plumbing there instead *
* Is paid in Potato *

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


*makes work of art video game based on beloved polish fantasy series*
*nobody in country can afford machine to run it*

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Fishy Joe posted:

Makes polack joke

What's named "Joe" and smells like a pussy? This guy!

It's not funny when it's you, is it?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Good potatoes are actually expensive tbh

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
*rides around on a fixie tractor*

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


- Hey guys, I hate communism so much. It sucks.

- But what can we do about it, we are all gonna get shot?!

- I know! Let's have ironical pro-communism demonstrations.

Actually does that.

Maniac Pahis
Nov 3, 2010

by Ralp
** doesn't slav squat -- is too mainstream

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
*Moves to Green Point*
I've found my people

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