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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
BARK! BARK! WOOF!

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:catstare:

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

get your nose out of my crotch

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

West SAAB Story posted:

get your nose out of my crotch

*HEADBUTTS YO DICK*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Were gonna go to the park today!

*Brings you to Vet to get balls cut off

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

demonstrably false, OP.

dogs can only think the word DOG in a variety of different fonts and emphases.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

psyopmonkey posted:

Were gonna go to the park today!

*Brings you to Vet to get balls cut off

HOPS IN CAR ANYWAY

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
WHOS A GOOD BOY? WHOS A GOOD BOY??

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Shadow posted:

WHOS A GOOD BOY? WHOS A GOOD BOY??

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

psyopmonkey posted:

*Brings you to Vet to get balls cut off

do you have no sense of irony

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

do you have no sense of irony

so he got married?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

do you have no sense of irony

Hes just bitter that the vet wouldn't do him too.

feller
Jul 5, 2006



what doggy is this?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Omelette du Fromage posted:

what doggy is this?

some kind of lab I think. Prob golden

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

i can't afford the kidney transplant you need, boy, so i guess i'm gonna have to have you put down, sorry

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Titus Sardonicus posted:

i can't afford the kidney transplant you need, boy, so i guess i'm gonna have to have you put down, sorry

how the hell would you even get a kidney transplant for a dog?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

look over neighbors fences, duh!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Omelette du Fromage posted:

what doggy is this?

golden dogs

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how the hell would you even get a kidney transplant for a dog?

who gives afuck, he gonna die bicth

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Shadow posted:

WHOS A GOOD BOY? WHOS A GOOD BOY??

*WAGS TAIL*

*PEES ON CARPET*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

texaholic posted:

*WAGS TAIL*

*PEES ON CARPET*

NO! BAD! We go outside to do that.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

wanna pet that op

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

No your not you stupid gently caress

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Helpimscared posted:

No your not you stupid gently caress

You figured it out. He isn't really a dog. You are so smart

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

You figured it out. He isn't really a dog. You are so smart

I guess I could be wrong, on the internet no one knows your a dog. Maybe we are all dogs?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Helpimscared posted:

I guess I could be wrong, on the internet no one knows your a dog. Maybe we are all dogs?

did you buy a gang tag long after it happened?

lol

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

texaholic posted:

*WAGS TAIL*

*PEES ON CARPET*

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Shadow posted:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

peed on the carpet. We've all done that

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Shadow posted:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

*CONTINUES WAGGING TAIL*

*STEALS HOT DOG, WHILE YOU CLEAN PISS *

*ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN HUMAN*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

texaholic posted:

*CONTINUES WAGGING TAIL*

*STEALS HOT DOG, WHILE YOU CLEAN PISS *

*ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN HUMAN*

Good dog!

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

texaholic posted:

*CONTINUES WAGGING TAIL*

*STEALS HOT DOG, WHILE YOU CLEAN PISS *

*ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN HUMAN*

*commits multiple forms of animal cruelty*

*doesnt feel shamed*

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

texaholic posted:

BARK! BARK! WOOF!

What type of dog are you?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

why is that dog wrapped in christmas tree light wire?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

West SAAB Story posted:

why is that dog wrapped in christmas tree light wire?

because god hates you

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
congratulations, i just beat you bloody with an electrical cord for barking at your 500th car today

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

because god hates you

no thats why uncle steve touches me. :(

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011
...and this type of uh humor is funny to you guys?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

small hendren posted:

...and this type of uh humor is funny to you guys?

yes. get lost

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