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Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
They ran out of money on the first day and begged for $17,000. For this princely sum, everybody got an hour in a ball pit (a kiddy pool full of plastic balls) and a bouncy castle. Somebody peed in the ballpit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KM2vpz179g

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yaos posted:

They ran out of money on the first day and begged for $17,000. For this princely sum, everybody got an hour in a ball pit (a kiddy pool full of plastic balls) and a bouncy castle. Somebody peed in the ballpit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KM2vpz179g

Why did you piss in the ball pool?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Was a great time.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Forgot to mention they scammed the panelists that showed up. After the the panel was finished the DashCon people refused to pay for the panelists hotel room as they promised.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
IDK if GBS had a thread about it but i laughed my rear end off when i heard about it

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Yeah there was an 80 page thread about it. When it was, you know, remotely relevant.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Yaos posted:

Forgot to mention they scammed the panelists that showed up. After the the panel was finished the DashCon people refused to pay for the panelists hotel room as they promised.

they reneged on paying for one of their panels and so the panel didnt even bother showing up

but the con management didnt even bother telling the people who were waiting for the panel until they had waited for an hour or something

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i dont understand why the ball pit was even an attraction that you had to pay money to go and sit in for a limited amount of time

why not just sit on a bench with your friends. or even just stand. both of these weird tricks allow you to converse without sitting in a chlorine-less public swimming pool's worth of bodily fluids

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Tumblr sucks, so what

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

guys...guys i'm (sniff), guys i'm sorry...*minutes of hemming/hawing* night vale isn't gonna make it. do you...do you guys want to order pizza? what are you (sniff) thinking, dominos? dominos?

a man offscreen yells "we're in chicago!"

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Drunk Nerds posted:

Yeah there was an 80 page thread about it. When it was, you know, remotely relevant.

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
some guy with a hipster mustache made a montage of videos laffing at the event in person and it was funny

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smeego posted:

some guy with a hipster mustache made a montage of videos laffing at the event in person and it was funny

link?

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

Did they try again this year?

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

someone should link to the old thread because I am way too much a loving lazy pos to put that kind of effort into anything in life anymore (posting this is still more effort than anyone put into dashcon though)

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
ya dude we had a fucken billion page thread about that didn't we? didn't someone like fart bomb the hotel or something lmao actually what ever happened with that whole thing

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The furry con that was two towns over later that year got :gas:sed

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

amityville anus posted:

The furry con that was two towns over later that year got :gas:sed

that was loving funny

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I still lmao when I think about it. Pool cleaner ain't nuthin ta gently caress wit

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Not really sure what this is but I am certain that if someone burned down the conference hall the world would have been a better place.

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
:first:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Waltzing Along posted:

Not really sure what this is but I am certain that if someone burned down the conference hall the world would have been a better place.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

Shinjobi posted:

Tumblr gay. so what

ftfy

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol at renting that gigantic hall for their first event

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
the best part was the night before the con organizers told a bunch of naive stupid teenagers that "THE HOTEL IS TRYING TO SHUT US DOWN BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE US" and then walked around with a sack and people just dumped money into it.

While this was going on the dash-con attendees flooded the lobby of the hotel and started singing Les Mis songs, doing the Hunger Games finger salute, and generally making a fuckton of noise/problems for the hotel staff.

When it was all said and done 2 of the 3 major con organizers blamed the entire thing on the other person (a 17 year old) and when pressed by people to get their money back tried to claim there was nothing they could do.

quote:

Footage of the fundraising announcement shows convention organizers soliciting donations from a crowded ballroom of Tumblr users, many of whom hand over cash and then break into song while performing the three-fingered salute from The Hunger Games.

In a Tumblr post, which has since been deleted, DashCon staff wrote, “The upper management of the hotel is threatening to shut down dashcon, unless we give them $17,000 by 10 p.m. Central Time tonight. Please go to DashCon.org and click the Donate button and give her anything you can. Unless we get this by tonight everything is cancelled. We suspect it’s due to the fact that upper management doesn’t like the people at the con.”

quote:

Aside from the growing concern over DashCon staff asking for so much extra money mid-convention, the main reason for the increase in DashCon conspiracy theories is the implausibility of the hotel fee story. It seems unlikely that a major venue like the Schaumburg Convention Center (which is owned by Marriott) would allow a first-time convention to show up without having paid their fees in advance, and then demand a $20,000 fee at 10pm on a Friday night. At the very least, they would not suddenly change their agreement with the convention halfway through the event itself.

A 2013 post from convention organizer Megan Eli states that the convention center had already been rented 11 months ago. Referring to the fact that DashCon was listed on the hotel’s website, she wrote, “They don’t just do that without a legally binding contract and the exchange of money.”

quote:

Aside from major problems like apparent financial chaos, guest cancellations, and the ball pit, plenty of other things at DashCon began to seem strange or unprofessional.

- Only 500 tickets were made available each day, making it well-nigh impossible for the convention to achieve the projected 3,000-7,000 attendees they originally assumed would show up.

- Tumblr user kirbeh described hotel mints being given away at a panel as competition prizes.

- The so-called “game room” featured a single TV and console.

- The moderator for Noelle Stevenson’s panel never showed up, so she had to moderate it herself.

- Several videos making fun of the convention surfaced online, filmed by someone who claimed that they found it easy to just wander in without paying for a day pass.

- The DashCon blog said they were “in partnership” with the charity Random Acts, but the convention does not appear to have been publicly acknowledged by Random Acts.

- A blogger claiming to be a former DashCon volunteer posted a lengthy account of their experiences during the planning stages of the convention, along with what appears to be screencaps of conversations with other organizers, most of whom seemed disorganized or confused throughout. This aligns with other descriptions of DashCon’s organizational structure, with “fandom committees” taking control of various aspects of convention fundraising and scheduling.

- None of the main convention organizers appear to have a background in fan conventions or similar events. DashCon owners Megan Eli and Roxanne Schwieterman are a novelist “with 15 years of business experience” and a 20-year-old with “a degree in hospitality management,” respectively.

Parallax Scroll posted:

lol at renting that gigantic hall for their first event

They were planning to rent the Indiana Convention Center for the 2015 con, and took people's money for it until they cancelled it for whatever b.s reason they chose at the time.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol the guy who shouted out "Give me back my money!" when the dumb bitch told everyone to sigh at once.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



cant imagine being so into dashboards welp heres mine

griffia
Dec 20, 2006
It can't be helped


this is the best dashboard ever made

ae92 toyota levin btw

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R1aPnMTQ30&feature=youtu.be

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
why couldn't this have been the con which got chlorine gassed

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Yaos posted:

They ran out of money on the first day and begged for $17,000. For this princely sum, everybody got an hour in a ball pit (a kiddy pool full of plastic balls) and a bouncy castle. Somebody peed in the ballpit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KM2vpz179g

why are all those freakjobs doing the hunger games jazz hands thing

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
bring back gooncon. i vote where i live in wisconsin because there is a shitload of bars in 1 square mile radius

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






GUYS STOP posted:

bring back gooncon. i vote where i live in wisconsin because there is a shitload of bars in 1 square mile radius

so basically you live anywhere in wisconsin

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

haljordan posted:

so basically you live anywhere in wisconsin

lol

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

www
Aug 4, 2010

this ruled last year, i hope it happens again this year

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

GUYS STOP posted:

bring back gooncon. i vote where i live in wisconsin because there is a shitload of bars in 1 square mile radius

I vote in Jacksonville FL because it is both the South and Florida so the potential for goony bizarre poo poo is near maximum

www
Aug 4, 2010

didnt some dude piss in the ballpit

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

haljordan posted:

so basically you live anywhere in wisconsin

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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this is too funny to be real

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