being the older guy hanging out with younger people

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > being the older guy hanging out with younger people

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

I mean I'm young at heart and I did some pretty wicked poo poo in the 80's I mean I just never had kids and we're all over thirty so its all golden

let's do some ketamine

# ? Mar 29, 2015 04:45

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:39

SHARTING BEAR: Sep 27, 2004

I got the 'ludes

# ? Mar 29, 2015 04:46

king salmon: Oct 30, 2011; by Cowcaster

lets all get naked

# ? Mar 29, 2015 04:48

Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

Rather boo radley it at the crib

# ? Mar 29, 2015 04:51

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

does anyone want some couscous i was going to make some couscous

# ? Mar 29, 2015 04:53

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my team mate is like 24 or something and he used to skate board like a maniac now he rides bikes like a lunatic he gives no gently caress

hes like scarface on wheels

# ? Mar 29, 2015 04:54

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

numberoneposter posted:

my team mate is like 24 or something and he used to skate board like a maniac now he rides bikes like a lunatic he gives no gently caress

hes like scarface on wheels

i was 24 in 1992

# ? Mar 29, 2015 04:57

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

One of my younger friends (like 30) is a skater4life. Went to a skate park to do some ollies or something; got a huge lateral fracture of his shin bone. Still skates.

As for me, I'm going to the all nite partyclub; I'm bored. Don't care what kind of crazy grandad I look like, so any fun substances are probably not gonna happen.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 05:40

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

casual beep posted:

i was 24 in 1992

I was 24 in 1986. My routine interaction with younger people involve me giving them information and telling them to do various assignments. Drugs and such are not involved (At least on my end. I've had several obviously stoned kids in class this year.)

Actually, most of the other teachers at my school could be considered "younger". To them, I'm either the "wise old man" or the "old fart", depending both on their mood and mine.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 05:49

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

casual beep posted:

i was 24 in 1992

genesplicer posted:

I was 24 in 1986. My routine interaction with younger people involve me giving them information and telling them to do various assignments. Drugs and such are not involved (At least on my end. I've had several obviously stoned kids in class this year.)

Actually, most of the other teachers at my school could be considered "younger". To them, I'm either the "wise old man" or the "old fart", depending both on their mood and mine.

lol

# ? Mar 29, 2015 05:52

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

lol

gently caress off brat

# ? Mar 29, 2015 06:25

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

Reign Of Pain posted:

gently caress off brat

Yeah just wait until they see a real recession

# ? Mar 29, 2015 12:20

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

is it wrong to stick ur penis inside an 18 year old when ur 30+?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 12:21

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

Zzulu posted:

is it wrong to stick ur penis inside an 18 year old when ur 30+?

not at all

# ? Mar 29, 2015 12:27

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

I hang out w/ a 24 year ild and I'm almost 28 that's p. embarrassing

# ? Mar 29, 2015 12:29

www: Aug 4, 2010

youre only as old as you feel

# ? Mar 29, 2015 12:48

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Zzulu posted:

is it wrong to stick ur penis inside an 18 year old when ur 30+?

It feels so right

# ? Mar 29, 2015 12:49

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

i knew an older guy at university he had nice cats, his own flat and a car

he also sold really good weed dirt cheap and we bonded over our shared love of nitrous

# ? Mar 29, 2015 12:51

NVB: Jan 23, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Universe Master posted:

It feels so right

That's what :aatrek:

said...

# ? Mar 29, 2015 13:01

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

most of my friends are in their 40s and 50s. i've been told i have an "old soul" though.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 13:37

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

oh man can you picture a young woman like you and an old guy like me "hooking up!" haha! perish the thought. i don't want em to say i'm robbing the cradle... or you're robbing the grave! hahahaa! i'm kidding of course, just joking around!

...please touch my old penis with your twentysomething hand.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 13:44

Fairly passive: Nov 4, 2012; Not as productive as I should be

Zzulu posted:

is it wrong to stick ur penis inside an 18 year old when ur 30+?

It it was, I would never have been born.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 14:52

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

Otisburg posted:

oh man can you picture a young woman like you and an old guy like me "hooking up!" haha! perish the thought. i don't want em to say i'm robbing the cradle... or you're robbing the grave! hahahaa! i'm kidding of course, just joking around!

...please touch my old penis with your twentysomething hand.

Its weird when they say they remind you of their dead father and then only weeks later have sex with you

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:05

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

most of my friends are in their 40s and 50s. i've been told i have an "old soul" though.

We should go to folk fest

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:06

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

casual beep posted:

Its weird when they say they remind you of their dead father and then only weeks later have sex with you

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:23

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

numberoneposter posted:

my team mate is like 24 or something and he used to skate board like a maniac now he rides bikes like a lunatic he gives no gently caress

hes like scarface on wheels

Your friend was born in 1990 that's like 5 years after most folk stopped skateboarding

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:34

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

anyone know where I can score a lid

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:34

Bowlcutbarricade: Dec 27, 2014

I used to pop bennies on the daily

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:37

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

I have interesting stories but I also want to have sex with you

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:41

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I had the lasagna.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:41

Jerry Steinfeld: Dec 25, 2012

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:42

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

notZaar posted:

Your friend was born in 1990 that's like 5 years after most folk stopped skateboarding

I don't know about that I graduated hs in 2000 and all four years there were a shitton of skateboarders

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:43

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

when i was in high school my girlfriends 40 something mother would have me pick her up ounces of weed

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:46

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

I used to play the 720 video game....in the arcade....that I worked in....when it was new :smith:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 15:50

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

skate

or

DIE

# ? Mar 29, 2015 16:04

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

notZaar posted:

Your friend was born in 1990 that's like 5 years after most folk stopped skateboarding

yeh thats not true

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:12

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Zzulu posted:

is it wrong to stick ur penis inside an 18 year old when ur 30+?

nah

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:13

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

Sums up my entire 5 years In the Navy, I enlisted at 25.

They didn't understand why I didn't like going to clubs and preferred to grill out and drink at the barracks.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:15

Vorik: Mar 27, 2014

casual beep posted:

i was 24 in 1992

you are old as gently caress

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:21

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:39

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:22

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > being the older guy hanging out with younger people

«‹›3 »