being the older guy hanging out with younger people

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Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

lol most of SA these days

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ledge: Jun 10, 2003

The Wizard of Poz posted:

nah

What about 40+?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:24

Vorik: Mar 27, 2014

Dead Gay Romans posted:

lol most of SA these days

nu uh, i'm only 24. i got at least a couple of more months before turning into that

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:25

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

ledge posted:

What about 40+?

its never wrong if they are a consenting adult. weird maybe i guess but not wrong per se

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:26

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Dead Gay Romans posted:

lol most of SA these days

sa is for old people. :getout:

stupid kids

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:26

Clifton Privilege: Mar 19, 2015

this is nothing new nor anything to be ashamed of - if you know how to manage them young kids!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Clifton Privilege posted:

this is nothing new nor anything to be ashamed of - if you know how to manage them young kids!

yeah. they all look so happy to be part of a 90 year old man's harem

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

ledge posted:

What about 40+?

if they're legal and you can get hard go wild imvho

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:37

Clifton Privilege: Mar 19, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah. they all look so happy to be part of a 90 year old man's harem

I guess I forgot to mention the best way to get along with em is also to be RICH AS HELL and have a mansion.
Ya know, never hurts.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:37

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

Clifton Privilege posted:

I guess I forgot to mention the best way to get along with em is also to be RICH AS HELL and have a mansion.
Ya know, never hurts.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

Seriously, can't highlight enough how important this is in successful harem buliding

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:39

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

jesus loving christ why do you even want to keep living.

you're just going to stop posting one day and everyone will know you've passed and there will be a thread made about it and in that thread i will say goondolences to no one in particular

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:42

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Stoic Commie posted:

jesus loving christ why do you even want to keep living.

you're just going to stop posting one day and everyone will know you've passed and there will be a thread made about it and in that thread i will say goondolences to no one in particular

lol

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:43

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

Stoic Commie posted:

jesus loving christ why do you even want to keep living.

you're just going to stop posting one day and everyone will know you've passed and there will be a thread made about it and in that thread i will say goondolences to no one in particular

The real tragedy is that some hung-over substitute will get an unexpected call that morning, and the kids will get to watch "Glory" for the 3rd time while the sub excuses himself to go vomit and curses some dead old guy he never met.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:45

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Dead Gay Romans posted:

The real tragedy is that some hung-over substitute will get an unexpected call that morning, and the kids will get to watch "Glory" for the 3rd time while the sub excuses himself to go vomit and curses some dead old guy he never met.

Glory is a pretty good movie though

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:46

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Stoic Commie posted:

jesus loving christ why do you even want to keep living.

you're just going to stop posting one day and everyone will know you've passed and there will be a thread made about it and in that thread i will say goondolences to no one in particular

haha drat

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:46

remigious: May 13, 2009; Destruction comes inevitably; Hell Gem

I means you are a creep hth.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:47

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Glory is a pretty good movie though

Well yeah, he's not a terrible sub, just loving got shitfaced last night and god drat it

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:47

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

remigious posted:

I means you are a creep hth.

thanks anime sex avatar guy

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:48

cosmicjim: Mar 23, 2010; VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.

You guys think you have it bad? I'm 35 attending community college.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:08

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

cosmicjim posted:

You guys think you have it bad? I'm 35 attending community college.

Thanks

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

cosmicjim posted:

You guys think you have it bad? I'm 35 attending community college.

good for you man!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

cosmicjim posted:

You guys think you have it bad? I'm 35 attending community college.

what are you taking

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:14

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

i bet he's studying a) philosophy or b) forensic science

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

The Wizard of Poz posted:

i bet he's studying a) philosophy or b) forensic science

he's trying to better himself. does it really matter how?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:25

cosmicjim: Mar 23, 2010; VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.

criminal justice

kidding. Business. If I'm still going strong as I get closer to the assoc., I'll do IE

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:28

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he's trying to better himself. does it really matter how?

yeh

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

cosmicjim posted:

criminal justice

kidding. Business. If I'm still going strong as I get closer to the assoc., I'll do IE

kill yourself

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:38

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

You can give the children sagely advice

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

casual beep posted:

You can give the children sagely advice

they have to learn on their own sometimes

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:46

cosmicjim: Mar 23, 2010; VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.

I make sure to tell them the real story and to ignore the bullshit book story, and I correct the teacher whenever possible.

Real talk - I'm going to school as an agreement with my employer as part of a deal for a promotion I received. Already have the job I'm going to school for.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:49

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

cosmicjim posted:

I make sure to tell them the real story and to ignore the bullshit book story, and I correct the teacher whenever possible.

Real talk - I'm going to school as an agreement with my employer as part of a deal for a promotion I received. Already have the job I'm going to school for.

You can pull liquor too

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:50

Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

Buncha Olds itt. But not super Olds so that's good. Super Olds are the loving worst.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:05

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

genesplicer posted:

I was 24 in 1986. My routine interaction with younger people involve me giving them information and telling them to do various assignments. Drugs and such are not involved (At least on my end. I've had several obviously stoned kids in class this year.)

Actually, most of the other teachers at my school could be considered "younger". To them, I'm either the "wise old man" or the "old fart", depending both on their mood and mine.

You and I go back a long way. Probably before most of these little kids were even born. And that's amazing, because neither of us is over 25.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:15