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"ill take a caramel machiatto" 
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Does this place serve bagels?
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Mar 29, 2015 16:48
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i have literally never been to a starbucks what evil lurks within those walls
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Mar 29, 2015 16:49
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*I will have a one coffee please.* dies from previously undiagnosed caffeine allergy
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Mar 29, 2015 16:57
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macbook
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Mar 29, 2015 16:57
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grande? what is this hipster french bullshit... i just want a big one
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Mar 29, 2015 16:58
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drink black coffee only
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Mar 29, 2015 16:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQdP_NC4EtY
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Mar 29, 2015 16:59
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"Just give me whatever a loving large is in this oppressive capitalist regime is.. and don't stain my flannel"
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Literal Carehaver posted:i have literally never been to a starbucks Hey guys. Normal goon here. Totally cool and normal guy. Anyway, can someone tell me what's the deal with this Wal-Mart place? I've never been to one. Literally never heard of it till someone posted about it the other day.
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Mar 29, 2015 16:59
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"Can you give me whatever of your coffees that most resembles regular coffee", a thing I've asked Starbucks baristas.
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Mar 29, 2015 17:00
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Larry Parrish posted:Hey guys. Normal goon here. Totally cool and normal guy. Anyway, can someone tell me what's the deal with this Wal-Mart place? I've never been to one. Literally never heard of it till someone posted about it the other day. ummm starbucks is advertised as a place for young hip people to be i know i am not welcome there meanwhile walmart is my jam cuz im poor and irish
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Mar 29, 2015 17:02
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I'd like a tall blonde 
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Mar 29, 2015 17:03
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holy poo poo
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Mar 29, 2015 18:35
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- hi
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*reads Das Kapital in the corner*
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Mar 29, 2015 18:41
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The blonde roast is pretty good imo
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Mar 29, 2015 18:42
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Mar 29, 2015 18:43
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I never know what to order anytime im looped into going to starbucks. The first time I literally just asked for "Coffee" and there was a little confusion, although I did end up with some $4 cup of black coffee. still dont really know what to order there
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Mar 29, 2015 18:43
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"I don't really like their coffee" *gets Starbucks 4 times a week*
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Mar 29, 2015 18:43
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lorn Wayne posted:me irl Is he a devout Jew who is practicing Sabbath? I dunno
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Mar 29, 2015 18:44
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Hipsters don't go to Starbucks you dork. Stay at home moms in yoga pants go to Starbucks.
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Mar 29, 2015 18:45
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*gets latte and peruses housewares section of Target for 45 minutes*
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Mar 29, 2015 18:46
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- I'll take a *insert some strange wordy drink name* - Adjusts thick-framed glasses with non-prescription lenses - Retrieves credit card from man-purse since wallet won't fit in skinny girl jeans - Occupies waiting time with crappy overpriced Apple product - Probably drove to Starbucks in some sissy European or Japanese car - Will never satisfy a woman
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Mar 29, 2015 18:50
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Chris Christie posted:- Retrieves credit card from man-purse since wallet won't fit in skinny girl jeans *backs every thin wallet kickstarter project ever*
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Mar 29, 2015 18:51
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:"I don't really like their coffee" this is me
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Mar 29, 2015 18:51
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:*gets latte and peruses housewares section of Target for 45 minutes* Change that to an Americano with whipped cream and it sounds like a super fun afternoon.
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Mar 29, 2015 18:51
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is this gluten free?..I can't have anything brown..it cause inflammation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 29, 2015 18:54
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Haha those hipsters, going to the McDonalds of coffee shops. Haha. Look at them all with their children and yoga pants.
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Mar 29, 2015 18:58
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starbucks over-roasts their beans so people will want to buy the more expensive drinks with syrup flavoring in them. don't fall for starbucks' tricks
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Mar 29, 2015 19:03
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Me to the Barista, "So about this whole Race thing, how come you have no Starbucks in Ferguson and Selma?". Barista: Shrugs.
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Mar 29, 2015 19:13
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nnnotime posted:Me to the Barista, "So about this whole Race thing, how come you have no Starbucks in Ferguson and Selma?". then everyone stood up and clapped
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Mar 29, 2015 19:18
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why, yes, i'd love to talk about race relations
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Mar 29, 2015 19:19
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:"ill take a caramel machiatto" human being. You forgot to make it upside down. With extra caramel. Iced. Do it right next time.
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Mar 29, 2015 19:32
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Waltzing Along posted:human being. You forgot to make it upside down. With extra caramel. Iced. Haha this is exactly how my wife orders it except for an extra step of nonfat milk. God drat just give me a coffee.
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Mar 29, 2015 20:05
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why should I tip someone for doing what I could have done at home far better with my french press *sips macchiato* let me tell you about my french press
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Mar 29, 2015 20:06
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Coffee puts me right to sleep.
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Mar 29, 2015 20:07
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hilpster dont go to starbucks you numbskull
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Mar 29, 2015 20:07
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lorn Wayne posted:me irl the next great american novel is born
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Mar 29, 2015 20:19
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bonvivant posted:the next great american novel is born Chapter 7: I have cut off all circulation in my legs.
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I hate the coffee here, they burn the poo poo out of their beans. Now my friends Adrian and Martell have a small batch sourcing and roasting joint down in old town, great macchiato and pour over, try their Sumatra and Costa Rica. Awesome apricot and bourbon notes on that Costa Rica. Naw it's all light roasts man. Oh, yeah, hey what's up, I'll have a medium latte thanks man *tips $1*
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