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i'm still too much of a gentleman to do this. never get comfortable enough. but if the chick is a total stranger or a one night stand, i just frap away.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:20 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:10 |
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oh i forgot you guys have never had girlfriends/wives. wrong forum.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:26 |
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zing successful thread op twist ending
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:27 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:zing yes. someone here gave me approval. TAKE THAT, DAD!
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:27 |
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If your wife can't outfart you, then you chose wrong.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:29 |
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someday i will have wife i will fart in front of her and she will fart in front of me
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:29 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfJY8E7FXD4
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:29 |
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I also feel like i gotta take shits as quickly as possible, so she thinks I'm just taking a piss.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:31 |
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I do it intentionally as a sign of dominance.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:31 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:I do it intentionally as a sign of dominance. fo' rildo
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:34 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:I do it intentionally as a sign of dominance. especially during blowjobs.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:37 |
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constantly
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 17:55 |
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When driving with your wife, GF, whatever, lock the windows and start letting them rip. Then count how many seconds it takes for her to notice.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 18:21 |
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just used this in another thread but I guess it's appropriate? tell her you're trying to lose weight and get fit.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 18:23 |
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despite how funny you might think it might be to fart and act like they are rocket boosters during coitus don't she/he won't be laughing
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 18:25 |
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Give Pat a Job posted:If your wife can't outfart you, then you chose wrong. i can never truly respect a man incapable of outfarting me
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 18:26 |
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My wife literally farted as I read this thread title.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 18:29 |
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Mnoba posted:despite how funny you might think it might be to fart and act like they are rocket boosters during coitus don't she/he won't be laughing If you're gonna fart during sex it should be when she's blowing you. And since we're not sexist, it's ok for a girl to fart when you're going down on her.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 18:39 |
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My gf farted once while I was going down on her and we both thought it was the funniest thing. We didn't acknowledge it until after the fact but her reasoning was "we had lasagna and I had 4 glasses of wine, what did you think was going to happen"
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 18:52 |
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Not only do I not fart around the Mrs., I also do my business in the guest bathroom. I'm already a disgusting, hairy, sweaty ape. Why make myself even less sexually appealing with something that is actually within my power to control?
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 18:56 |
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CUPPA CHEESE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkmw9oGIDhI
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:07 |
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My wife told me this morning that she was dreaming that she was talking to me and i asked her "What do you want me to do?" and she responded, "Stop farting those smelly farts." then she woke up and realized I ripped one in real life. You can't control that poo poo in your sleep.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:14 |
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Shawn posted:My wife told me this morning that she was dreaming that she was talking to me and i asked her "What do you want me to do?" and she responded, "Stop farting those smelly farts." then she woke up and realized I ripped one in real life. Hell yeah man. I love when I wake up in the mornings for work and the bedroom smells like the inside of my intestines.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:15 |
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Farts are inevitable, and usually funny.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:16 |
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the smell from a fart is actually because of tiny pieces of poo in the air
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:19 |
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david... posted:the smell from a fart is actually because of tiny pieces of poo in the air The entire world is covered, including you and everything that you touch or eat, by a thin film of bacterial feces.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:22 |
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why make it worse
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:24 |
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Give Pat a Job posted:If your wife can't outfart you, then you chose wrong. Plus I don't fart that much tbh, strict diet mostly.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:03 |
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just get on all fours and crawl out of the room while meowing. she will never suspect the truth
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:33 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:just get on all fours and crawl out of the room while meowing. she will never suspect the truth meowing from ur butt
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:37 |
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I don't do it and I don't appreciate farty girls at loving all. I had a girlfriend who would mow through a tin of smoked oysters before bed and spend at least 1/2 an hour ripping the nastiest farts on earth. Talk about honeymoon phase being over
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:39 |
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It happens, don't squeeze them out though. I mean, I'd like to keep picturing her as a lady and I want her to see me as a gentleman.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:53 |
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Go 1000 years into the future and people will still be laughing at farts. It's p much the funniest thing the body can do.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:58 |
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just blame the dog
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:07 |
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smelly shits are way more of a turn off than farts tbh
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:40 |
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It's okay if it's other peoples wives and girlfriends, while they are blowing you. Who will they tell?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:46 |
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Chubbs posted:Go 1000 years into the future and people will still be laughing at farts. It's p much the funniest thing the body can do. I want to go to one of those primitive villages in the amazon or new guinea or whatever and do the ol' 'fake sneeze fart' to the natives and see if they laugh. bet they would.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:51 |
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nasty naven brings the heat again on u jabronis
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:53 |
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My gf rips better farts than I could ever dream of having. It's quite emasculating.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:54 |
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i fart in my Gf's mouth
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