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When driving with your wife, GF, whatever, lock the windows and start letting them rip. Then count how many seconds it takes for her to notice.
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Mnoba posted:despite how funny you might think it might be to fart and act like they are rocket boosters during coitus don't she/he won't be laughing If you're gonna fart during sex it should be when she's blowing you. And since we're not sexist, it's ok for a girl to fart when you're going down on her.
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Mar 29, 2015 18:39
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Shawn posted:My wife told me this morning that she was dreaming that she was talking to me and i asked her "What do you want me to do?" and she responded, "Stop farting those smelly farts." then she woke up and realized I ripped one in real life. Hell yeah man. I love when I wake up in the mornings for work and the bedroom smells like the inside of my intestines.
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