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Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
*Sends murder suspect back to America, requests she comes back to Italy again to face double jeopardy murder charge.*

*Says "Mama Mia" in every closing argument at least once*

*Stenographer gets up and leaves mid-trial for a cappuccino, never comes back*

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Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

judge: "for your crimes against humanity and the people of italy you are sentenced to death"

defendant: "atsa spicy meatball!"

Maniac Pahis
Nov 3, 2010

by Ralp
3 oxymorons right there

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
Convicts scientists of witchcraft re earthquakes

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

*takes the whole summer off*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Maniac Pahis posted:

3 morons right there

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
*accidentally invites wife and mistress to watch a trial on the same day*

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







*looks fantastic*

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

Fishy Joe posted:

Convicts scientists of witchcraft re earthquakes

no they were convicted for not witchcrafting hard enough

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
being an Italian judge sounds pretty sweet

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
*Entire courtroom jeers and claps when a woman storms in, slaps the judge, and storms out*

*Bailiff briefly glances up from newspaper*

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
ayy lmao

#italiano

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Crash_N_Burn posted:

judge: "for your crimes against humanity and the people of italy you are sentenced to death"

defendant: "atsa spicy meatball!"

There is no death penalty in Italy. Sorry you are from somewhere so barbaric that the idea of killing criminals is so etched into your psyche.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Demonachizer posted:

There is no death penalty in Italy. Sorry you are from somewhere so barbaric that the idea of killing criminals is so etched into your psyche.

tell that to mussolini

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecutor's case stinks worse than his mama's gabagool

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecutor's case stinks worse than his mama's gabagool

lol

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



*sends severed cat heads inside cannolis to the judge who declared him innocent of murder*

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



If the speedo don't fit, you must acquit

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Business Gorillas posted:

*sends severed cat heads inside cannolis to the judge who declared him innocent of murder*

thats some big cannolis

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

Business Gorillas posted:

*sends severed cat heads inside cannolis to the judge who declared him innocent of murder*

*is killed in a car-bombing in Palermo in retaliation for not eating them*

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



ORDER IN THE COURT
*loud squishing sound pierces through chaos in court room as judge slams a rolling pin into a ball of pizza dough*

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
*uses a remote to flip the channel on the TV the prosecutor is using to show murder-scene pictures to the local soccer match*

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast


Berlusconi is loving huge holy poo poo.

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
*Runs into Vatican City just before the Carabinieri can catch me, smiles and vanishes into St. Peters*


Bat Cardinal narrowly escapes yet again...


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
that episode of Archer when they kidnapped the pope was pretty funny

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Man burst into courtroom in the middle of the trial singing and handing out bruschetta

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Demonachizer posted:

There is no death penalty in Italy. Sorry you are from somewhere so barbaric that the idea of killing criminals is so etched into your psyche.

except for people who have the balls to convict mafioso

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
Does this black robe make me look fascist?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
No.... But your rear end does!!!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

notZaar posted:

No.... But your rear end does!!!

jackbooty thugs

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
it is impossible to rape a woman wearing tight jeans. I rule in favor of the defendant.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I declara court isa now bunga bunga party!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

Our best chief justice, set a lot of precedents on the issues of lions and death by combat

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

*is dope as gently caress and bangs 28 year old supermodels*

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

jackbooty thugs

:golfclap:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that episode of Archer when they kidnapped the pope was pretty funny

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
*Baliff carries a shotgun*
*Judge carries a shotgun*
*Defendent carries a shotgun*

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
*Subjects young women in penal system to ritualistic and sadistic Christian-themed punishments that have a creepy satanic vibe to them*

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Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013
*owns a gondola*

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