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*Sends murder suspect back to America, requests she comes back to Italy again to face double jeopardy murder charge.* *Says "Mama Mia" in every closing argument at least once* *Stenographer gets up and leaves mid-trial for a cappuccino, never comes back*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 18:59 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:32 |
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judge: "for your crimes against humanity and the people of italy you are sentenced to death" defendant: "atsa spicy meatball!"
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:04 |
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3 oxymorons right there
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:09 |
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Convicts scientists of witchcraft re earthquakes
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:20 |
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*takes the whole summer off*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:22 |
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Maniac Pahis posted:3 morons right there
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:22 |
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*accidentally invites wife and mistress to watch a trial on the same day*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:27 |
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*looks fantastic*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:28 |
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Fishy Joe posted:Convicts scientists of witchcraft re earthquakes no they were convicted for not witchcrafting hard enough
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:30 |
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being an Italian judge sounds pretty sweet
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:30 |
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*Entire courtroom jeers and claps when a woman storms in, slaps the judge, and storms out* *Bailiff briefly glances up from newspaper*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:33 |
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ayy lmao #italiano
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:35 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:judge: "for your crimes against humanity and the people of italy you are sentenced to death" There is no death penalty in Italy. Sorry you are from somewhere so barbaric that the idea of killing criminals is so etched into your psyche.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:38 |
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Demonachizer posted:There is no death penalty in Italy. Sorry you are from somewhere so barbaric that the idea of killing criminals is so etched into your psyche. tell that to mussolini
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:40 |
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecutor's case stinks worse than his mama's gabagool
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:40 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecutor's case stinks worse than his mama's gabagool lol
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:41 |
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*sends severed cat heads inside cannolis to the judge who declared him innocent of murder*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:44 |
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If the speedo don't fit, you must acquit
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:45 |
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Business Gorillas posted:*sends severed cat heads inside cannolis to the judge who declared him innocent of murder* thats some big cannolis
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:46 |
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Business Gorillas posted:*sends severed cat heads inside cannolis to the judge who declared him innocent of murder* *is killed in a car-bombing in Palermo in retaliation for not eating them*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:53 |
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ORDER IN THE COURT *loud squishing sound pierces through chaos in court room as judge slams a rolling pin into a ball of pizza dough*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:55 |
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*uses a remote to flip the channel on the TV the prosecutor is using to show murder-scene pictures to the local soccer match*
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 19:58 |
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Berlusconi is loving huge holy poo poo.
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# ? Mar 29, 2015 20:07 |
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*Runs into Vatican City just before the Carabinieri can catch me, smiles and vanishes into St. Peters* Bat Cardinal narrowly escapes yet again...
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:16 |
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that episode of Archer when they kidnapped the pope was pretty funny
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:18 |
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Man burst into courtroom in the middle of the trial singing and handing out bruschetta
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29 |
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Demonachizer posted:There is no death penalty in Italy. Sorry you are from somewhere so barbaric that the idea of killing criminals is so etched into your psyche. except for people who have the balls to convict mafioso
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30 |
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Does this black robe make me look fascist?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33 |
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No.... But your rear end does!!!
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53 |
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notZaar posted:No.... But your rear end does!!! jackbooty thugs
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:06 |
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it is impossible to rape a woman wearing tight jeans. I rule in favor of the defendant.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22 |
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I declara court isa now bunga bunga party!
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:41 |
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Our best chief justice, set a lot of precedents on the issues of lions and death by combat
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:46 |
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*is dope as gently caress and bangs 28 year old supermodels*
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:46 |
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Alan Smithee posted:jackbooty thugs
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:38 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that episode of Archer when they kidnapped the pope was pretty funny
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:41 |
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*Baliff carries a shotgun* *Judge carries a shotgun* *Defendent carries a shotgun*
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:02 |
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*Subjects young women in penal system to ritualistic and sadistic Christian-themed punishments that have a creepy satanic vibe to them*
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:33 |
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*owns a gondola*
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