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immolationsex posted:carthago delendum est lol "but your honor look at this adorable picture of Carthago in a General Hannibal costume, he wouldn't hurt a fly. Besides he never violently dismembered a child before, little Cannae must have provoked him."
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Ivor Biggun posted:[Ghost rides the ship] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM9sam2u_Tk 
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It owned since he had a mistress in his cabin and was also doing piles of drugs on the side too.
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"If my client is guilty, we offer it up to God to decide! So, if God strikes my client dead in the next 10 minutes, that means he's guilty!" "Wait a minute, you! Your Honor, I propose his client is guilty and we offer it up to God to decide. If God DOESN'T strike him dead in the next 10 minutes then it means that he is guilty and God wants him to face a lifetime of human punishment! If he is innocent, God will claim him right now to spare him our mortal follies." "Your HONOR! I wish to change our defense! I contend that the man is possessed by the Devil. If he screams while holding this bible, it means the Devil is in him; however holding onto the Bible has driven the Devil out and now he's free of the evil force that committed the crime so he cannot be held accountable." "YOUR HONOR! I also wish to change our position. If he holds onto the Bible and screams then the devil is inside of him, but only because as a sinful man he ALLOWED the Devil in and is still accountable for the actions of the Devil!"
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Mar 31, 2015 20:44
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*prosecutor delivers scathing invective towards unseen defendant on trial for unspeakable crimes *camera pans over revealing that the accused is a pizza
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July 31st, 3 pm "I hereby call a recess. Court will reconvene September 1st"
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*grabs a machine gun from a guitar case and mows down a shitload of people*
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Court this morning!? But I haven't had a cappuccino break! *takes 3 hour coffee break* Court now!? But it's lunch time! *takes 4 hour lunch break/siesta* Court!? But it's almost dinner and I need an aperitivo! *goes home and doesn't come back. Repeat till weekend*
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