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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
There's actually very little in the Bible about hell, and everything translated to 'hell' is referring to a metaphorical trash fire or something similar. I think "eternal fire" is used once but there's no reason to assume a fire that burns eternally also burns without destroying. The Parable of Lazarus and the Rich Man is usually pointed to as backing up the concept of hell, but parables aren't meant to be taken literally.

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curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
there should be some sort of rule where if you look at a post and have to ask yourself why someone typed so many retarded words that poster gets probated

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
i havent read the thread but posts like this:

Germstore posted:

There's actually very little in the Bible about hell, and everything translated to 'hell' is referring to a metaphorical trash fire or something similar. I think "eternal fire" is used once but there's no reason to assume a fire that burns eternally also burns without destroying. The Parable of Lazarus and the Rich Man is usually pointed to as backing up the concept of hell, but parables aren't meant to be taken literally.

and the op

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
i'm pretty confident as a member of a species that is barely removed from poo poo-flinging monkeys that i fully comprehend Justice and that if there is a universal creator of any kind that it would pretty much agree with me about stuff

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
hell is earth, death is heaven

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Even if you dont believe this poo poo, what bothers me is that people who believe in a god that sentences people to an infinite lifetimes of torture for trivial poo poo (what they do with their dicks, which version of a religious subtype of a religious version they believe, what they think in their heads in private) and also sentences people to this is "infinitely benevolent and merciful".

Bittch, if god had a picogram of mercy in his body, hell wouldn't even be a concept

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

The Protagonist posted:

This assumes meaning has to derive from the outside, that its some imposition and not, in fact, the creation of the living observer as is the concept of meaning itself. We make our own meaning.

Your subjective personal opinions about meaning are objectively meaningless. The point about judgment and punishment being necessary for morality still applies. Suppose you decide your meaning is to molest children, and then you do, and worse still you are never caught. Without an external moral arbiter you're just another existentialist ubermensch who created his own meaning. :shrug:

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Ocean Book posted:

lol if you dont experience a visceral joy from acting virtuously

Virtuously like giving to the poor or virtuously like slaughtering ideological opponents?

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Agag posted:

Virtuously like giving to the poor or virtuously like slaughtering ideological opponents?

there's a difference? virtue is whatever makes you feel self-important

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
its socially acceptable because its part of our culture (us is america because everyone else is an other)

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
This is actually a really cool topic, thanks OP. Same with ghosts. People are like LOL GHOSTS AREN"T REAL YOU IDIOT

*refuses to go upstairs of funeral home *

*is 45*

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Lol if youre sucker enough to buy into the concept of a subject

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Jastiger posted:

This is actually a really cool topic, thanks OP. Same with ghosts. People are like LOL GHOSTS AREN"T REAL YOU IDIOT

*refuses to go upstairs of funeral home *

*is 45*

Like half the people I meet believe in ghosts if it comes up for some reason. really makes you think

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Fishy Joe posted:

Like half the people I meet believe in ghosts if it comes up for some reason. really makes you think

hm yes

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Do people ever achieve Nirvana while sitting around in Purgatory and just blink out existence?

God all like "ok u can come out now" and there's nobody there. must really burn his crumpets

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Fishy Joe posted:

Like half the people I meet believe in ghosts if it comes up for some reason. really makes you think

seriously I work nights at a place that is "haunted", and almost every guest that comes there either wants to talk to me about ghosts I've seen, or straight-up wants me to give them a "ghost-tour". I just play along to get tha big tipz $$$

Even my fellow day-shift co-workers tell me that they couldnt do my job because theyre afraid the ghosts would rape them to death or somethimg. I've been there 2 years and havent been haunted yet so ??????

People are generally idiots STOP THE PRESSES

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Fishy Joe posted:

Like half the people I meet believe in ghosts if it comes up for some reason. really makes you think

not only this but even out of those people who claim they don't believe in ghosts a lot of them are still afraid to touch a ouija board

i believe you could probably scare a lot of people by running around with a ouija board and making whoosh noises and saying things in a creepy voice like "wanna play?"

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Obligatory Handle posted:

I’ll make a bet with you. Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, "Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?”

Could be worse. At least they didn't make his wife and kids look at your posting.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pitdragon posted:

not only this but even out of those people who claim they don't believe in ghosts a lot of them are still afraid to touch a ouija board

i believe you could probably scare a lot of people by running around with a ouija board and making whoosh noises and saying things in a creepy voice like "wanna play?"

I went to a B&B this weekend with the wife and one of the guys there literally said this. "I don't believe in ghosts" and rolled his eyes at the wives.

"Oh! An Ouija board!"

"Nope, I"m going to bed"

cams
Mar 28, 2003


MyronGognitti posted:

Hell is a metaphor. When somebody says "you're going to hell", you're not actually going to a firey place filled with devils, it means you're going down a dark path

Idiots
supreme court justice antonin Scalia has said on several occasions that the biggest modern tragedy is that the devil has tricked so many people into not believing in God.

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
Why is it that gorgeous Victorian mansions where a series of gruesome murders occurred are never on the market around me? I would gladly pay 500% less than the typical asking price and chill in da ghost mansion. I'd smoke a lot of weed so the ghosts would be all chill and down to play Mario kart

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
Oh, Skycake. Why are you so delicious?

Bolek
May 1, 2003

What do theologians say about the existence of hell?

Also how is being a theologian still an academic pursuit with teaching positions but me being an expert in LOTR lore and extended universe is just an enormous shame?

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
one half is serious posts and one half is joke posts but they're all bad posts

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Agag posted:

Virtuously like giving to the poor or virtuously like slaughtering ideological opponents?

virtue has no meaning unless you define it for yourself.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Lol if youre sucker enough to buy into the concept of a subject

literally the only thing ive been able to experience my entire life is my subjectivity so its really the only thing that makes sense to believe in

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

cams posted:

supreme court justice antonin Scalia has said on several occasions that the biggest modern tragedy is that the devil has tricked so many people into not believing in God.

He's Right

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Are the showers in hell too hot or too cold? Or does it alternate between both?

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Ocean Book posted:

virtue has no meaning unless you define it for yourself.

So its totally subjective, which is to say meaningless.



Bolek posted:

What do theologians say about the existence of hell?

Also how is being a theologian still an academic pursuit with teaching positions but me being an expert in LOTR lore and extended universe is just an enormous shame?

Christian theologian have a number of theories about it, the most common being the traditional "good/faithful go to Heaven, everyone else goes to Hell forever." Then there is view that hell is either temporary or doesn't exist at all, and the souls that aren't "saved" are simply cease to exist either when the person dies or at the end of the universe. Finally there is the view that everyone ultimately goes to Heaven, again either right away or at the end of the universe.


LOTR is relatively new, give it some time and it might turn into a respectable academic discipline, assuming universities still exist in our horrific Mad Max future.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Agag posted:

So its totally subjective, which is to say meaningless.


haha, serious lols at this noob

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
something i experience deeply at the core of my being has no meaning, because i am an idiot

- an idiot

NeoHentaiMaster
Jul 13, 2004
More well adjusted then you'd think.
Thanks jewish cultural appropriation of Zoroastrianism while enslaved by the Persian Empire in antiquity.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Ocean Book posted:

haha, serious lols at this noob


Ocean Book posted:

something i experience deeply at the core of my being has no meaning, because i am an idiot

- an idiot


Ocean Book feels strongly about his feelings.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Ocean Book posted:

something i experience deeply at the core of my being has no meaning, because i am an idiot

- an idiot

meaning is a joke of a concept

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Hamburger is a hotdog of a taco.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
The only reason you should be freaked out about hell is if you're a bad person that would go there if, in fact, it exists.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Amarcarts posted:

Questions for believers:
So is hell staffed by the people sentenced there? Are they just low level staffers while the devil and demons are upper management? Is the equipment in hell limited to present day technology or do they have future or past tech (I can imagine if the low level staffers are sentenced there that they have dial up connections, but is dial up worse than something ancient that they didn't grow up with like pre-electricity clerical work)? Does everybody have their own personal hell made for them? That seems almost like you're giving them special attention when wouldn't it be more punishing to treat them like they are an unimportant member of the masses? Obviously people sentenced there have to take the stairs, so does the devil have his own elevator with a special keycard? What about people who enjoy exercise are they forced to take the elevator? Does the devil let them work out at the gym in hell but just makes sure they don't get any gains? Do you still eat and go to the bathroom in hell? Does the devil vary your level of torture over time for maximum punishment because if he went balls to the wall 100% pain all the time you'd kind of get used to it right? Is it more psychological torture or physical torture?

I need to know these things so I can make an informed decision before choosing whether I should lead a life of sin.

Look, my entire theological background was pretty much that Painkiller videogame, which indicates Satan is a pretty big fan of theatre set-pieces and exotic firearms (who isn't?).

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
the people in the thread who were describing hell as distance from God or whatever are the correct ones, the fire and brimstone retards in America believe are just illiterate bumpkins

Not that the true definition is any more valid tho but whatever

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Agag posted:

So its totally subjective, which is to say meaningless.

It's a classic and understandable mistake to conflate "subjective" with "completely meaningless", especially in the case of morality, and especially if your worldview includes a supreme arbiter of justice. People (in this worldview) will often say that there can only be true justice if there is a singular, unchanging, resolute standard by which all moral acts are measured and judged. And! The only thing that could possibly dictate such a standard would have to be very much like a God.

Now, first I want to address subjectivity. What is meant by subjectivity? Does it truly mean "arbitrary" or "meaningless"? No, those are often thought of as its components, but that is not what the word truly means. It means: having to do with the mind, internal, dealing with the subject of the experience. Let me ask you something: do you love your family? Or your friends? Or your partner, or whatever person you have in your life that you love? Is that love meaningless? No, in fact it means very much. But is it subjective? Well, it certainly isn't objective, correct? It is not a tangible, external thing. It depends entirely on the subject - i.e. you - experiencing it. So we can see that subjectivity is certainly not meaningless.

But morals, those are far more important than love, right? Well, no, not really - both will influence strongly how you interact with others, but some will reason that love is far more localized; morals, it would seem, apply equally to all, so perhaps we need to give them a fair bit more weight within our discourse. Maybe you still feel morals have to be based on an objective standard to have any meaning, even though that's certainly not true for everything that influences our interpersonal interactions.

So morals must be objective. And objective morals come from God. But, wait, what again were our working definitions of objective and subjective? Isn't God a subject? More like a mind than anything else, to quote C.S. Lewis? Is a moral proclamation suddenly objective just because the subject decreeing it is God? If morality is simply equivalent to "what God says", then it is still very much subjective - subjective to God, yes, but subjective nonetheless. It's essentially God's arbitrary opinion instead of ours (to use your conception of subjective here). So why listen to Him? Especially given his poor track record of homicide, genocide, and all the other Old Testament horrors which I am sure you are familiar with and that I don't need to enumerate here. Do we do what he says just because he's the biggest and strongest? Out of fear of reprisal? Fine, I guess, but does that really make our actions moral? I don't think in any other context anyone would argue that doing whatever the most powerful person says to do is moral. Maybe smart, or safe, but not moral.

Of course, there's the other option in what I'm sure you recognize as the classic Euthyphro dilemma: that God Himself is beholden to a standard of morality, truly objective in this case, which he appeals to when making his decrees. But if God is just obeying a set of laws like the rest of us, that exist independent of Him and which he has no control over, why add God into the equation at all? Why not simply appeal to the objective standards ourselves, and bypass God? Do we need God to issue an anti-rape proclamation to know that rape is morally wrong?

The truth is that morality is a complicated social science which has both objective and subjective components. If I stab my best friend in the stomach, for instance, he is hurt both objectively - there are physical wounds and scars - as well as subjectively - his ability to trust me is shaken and he feels betrayed - but the subjective components are no less real for being subjective, and they are certainly not meaningless.

I hope you take some of my thoughts into account.

GAINING WEIGHT... fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Mar 31, 2015

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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

mdm posted:

the people in the thread who were describing hell as distance from God or whatever are the correct ones, the fire and brimstone retards in America believe are just illiterate bumpkins

Not that the true definition is any more valid tho but whatever

Hell as a fiery torture pit goes back to Tertullian at least. Its an Early Church idea, but the specific details aren't important unless you're writing a metal album. The important point is that we are judged for our choices.

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