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lol u poz bro posted:Like I get what you bros are saying and I agree one hundred percent but literally 17/18 women who have seen my dick since I got my foreskin put back on and returned to my real dick-ness has been all like nah I'm not into uncut dudes it looks weird and gross. The 1 that would touch my pee pee was fat and ugly anyways and frankly I think she'd take any kind of dick regardless.
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Mar 30, 2015 23:55
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Can we get Three Olives in here to weigh in on cut vs. uncut dicks I feel like he deals with a lot of dicks and I wonder what he thinks about dog dicks. Maybe I just never realized it but all the foreskin warriors on SA are actually gay dudes and it's super popular to have anteater dick in the gay community because it protects you from AIDS or whatever. Three Olives please help me out, the women I try to bang hate my new uncut dick should I just go gay because that's where all the cock-cover lovers are?
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Mar 30, 2015 23:55
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lol u poz bro posted:Can we get Three Olives in here to weigh in on cut vs. uncut dicks I feel like he deals with a lot of dicks and I wonder what he thinks about dog dicks. Maybe I just never realized it but all the foreskin warriors on SA are actually gay dudes and it's super popular to have anteater dick in the gay community because it protects you from AIDS or whatever. Not 3O but I've had the spectrum of literal phimosis cheesy anteater dick to too-tight circumcized crusty dried up scarred mushroom cut dick. The best is somewhere in the middle - either a normal uncircumcized dick (like the one I quoted a few posts up), or a well-cut one that doesn't have nasty scarring. Hygiene, grooming, and size are just as, if not more important than whether someone is cut or not. It makes no noticeable difference whether a guy is cut or not unless it affects hygiene* or sex in any way. *being uncut is not an automatic demerit re: hygiene, since most people know how to take showers. that is my seriouspost of the day re: penises.
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Mar 31, 2015 00:07
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Cut or uncut, I think we can all agree here that being gay is best.
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Mar 31, 2015 00:21
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lol u poz bro posted:Can we get Three Olives in here to weigh in on cut vs. uncut dicks I feel like he deals with a lot of dicks and I wonder what he thinks about dog dicks. Maybe I just never realized it but all the foreskin warriors on SA are actually gay dudes and it's super popular to have anteater dick in the gay community because it protects you from AIDS or whatever. dicks are good, it shouldnt make you feel sad and agitated to think of them. namaste.
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Mar 31, 2015 00:39
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Volume posted:I was gay but then I saw that disgusting foreskin and now I'm straight. you should talk to a therapist about your feelings
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Mar 31, 2015 00:39
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Tipps posted:Unnecessary accessorizing aside, this is a v. nice dick. yeah it's nice how the shaft is a consistent color and texture, unlike most cut dicks that have the dark scar ring, plus all the dark necro'd tissue from too much friction masturbating, and the literal loving stretch mark lines up and down it from trying to stretch as your dick grew (getting cut prevents your dick from growing to it's full size that's why uncut dicks almost always look thicker btw) the thin damaged looking skin...it looks like a loving mini version of a really old man's arm
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Mar 31, 2015 00:44
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Tipps posted:Not 3O but I've had the spectrum of literal phimosis cheesy anteater dick to too-tight circumcized crusty dried up scarred mushroom cut dick. The best is somewhere in the middle - either a normal uncircumcized dick (like the one I quoted a few posts up), or a well-cut one that doesn't have nasty scarring. so what's nasty scarring look like exactly? other than cut/uncut and obvious deformities most dicks look pretty much alike to me
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Mar 31, 2015 00:48
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My vag prefers uncut. Feels way better. And if you're worried about hygiene, you should be pretty aware of an issue before you get to the dick unless you just go straight for the dick. Just whip it out from a distance or something with a grabber tool.
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Mar 31, 2015 00:52
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Tipps posted:Not 3O but I've had the spectrum of literal phimosis cheesy anteater dick to too-tight circumcized crusty dried up scarred mushroom cut dick. The best is somewhere in the middle - either a normal uncircumcized dick (like the one I quoted a few posts up), or a well-cut one that doesn't have nasty scarring. two dudes with identical dicks, stamina, and physical attractiveness, one cut and one uncut, the cut one will never be able to pleasure a woman as well with his weiner, see above post
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Mar 31, 2015 01:15
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:so what's nasty scarring look like exactly? other than cut/uncut and obvious deformities most dicks look pretty much alike to me Any scarring, personally imo. A cleanly cut dick will have minimal to no scarring, or have the circumcision scar be flush with the head so that it doesn't leave that nasty stretched discolored ring around the middle that stoic commie mentioned. Stoic Commie posted:
for example.  Looks like something out of Silent Hill or some poo poo.
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Mar 31, 2015 01:17
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I always wondered why some guys in porn had weird dicks, and now i know its cuz theyre american (or australian I guess)
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Mar 31, 2015 01:22
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Tipps posted:Any scarring, personally imo. A cleanly cut dick will have minimal to no scarring, or have the circumcision scar be flush with the head so that it doesn't leave that nasty stretched discolored ring around the middle that stoic commie mentioned. ah i see. thanks for the "tipps" *wink*
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Mar 31, 2015 01:25
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Note that, as with all things, some people like/fetishize circumcision scars for some reason or another. So really there's someone out there for everyone. 
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Mar 31, 2015 01:26
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Gatekeeper posted:also when i'm at the grocery store waiting for my prescription to get filled i noticed those machines with candy and "homiez" (sp??) and plastic lil rosaries (catholic neighborhood) also sell tiny football helmets and while i don't follow the sport personally i think it must be cool to put a lil football helmet on your dick and then let it be consumed by your foreskin and then when you've had a nice evening with your girlfriend or boyfriend or maybe it's a first date that went really well even, they unzip your jeans/slacks (depending on how fancy of a restaurant) and go to "unsheathe" your "blade" when out pops one of the New York Giants!! what a funny surprise that would be. it just occurred to me that cut guys can't do this amazing dick trick, lol
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Mar 31, 2015 02:01
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Inevitable posted:it just occurred to me that cut guys can't do this amazing dick trick, lol you can if you *really* try
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Mar 31, 2015 02:05
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got a bit of dirt under my nails so naturally I cut my loving hands off asns amn now typing werth my freet fyuck yuyo ungcut fyuckters liol !2
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Mar 31, 2015 02:13
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Anyone whose dick looks different than my dick is an abomination and should be put to the sword
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Mar 31, 2015 02:16
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I wish I never had a dick
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Mar 31, 2015 03:59
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id get my foreskin restored but my penis is too pretty
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Mar 31, 2015 04:01
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ill say this, what the doctor did to me as a baby is nothing compared to what I did to my dick after.
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Mar 31, 2015 05:12
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:ill say this, what the doctor did to me as a baby is nothing compared to what I did to my dick after.
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Mar 31, 2015 05:16
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never thought about it before but is putting on a condom harder for uncuts? like with me it just rolls on snugly like a wool sock fresh from a sock warmer. i guess you gotta roll back your dick's turtleneck to put it on, but does the turtleneck just roll right back over the condom? does it stay all scrunched up at your dickbase? or do you not even need them because your dick already has like, a thing over it (can foreskins absorb a disease?)
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Mar 31, 2015 08:40
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eye of sauron
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Tipps posted:most people know how to take showers. Remember where you are. I suspect all these dudes encountering women who think they have gross dicks may in fact have gross dicks. Gatekeeper posted:never thought about it before but is putting on a condom harder for uncuts? like with me it just rolls on snugly like a wool sock fresh from a sock warmer. i guess you gotta roll back your dick's turtleneck to put it on, but does the turtleneck just roll right back over the condom? does it stay all scrunched up at your dickbase? or do you not even need them because your dick already has like, a thing over it (can foreskins absorb a disease?) Lmao the foreskin doesn't roll all the way down the dick bro it just slides over the head. Condoms are no more difficult for uncut guys than cut guys unless you're an idiot who tries to put it on without pulling the foreskin back first. venus de lmao fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Mar 31, 2015 |
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good to see you guys really breaking down cocks here. very good discussion going on. some great posts really getting to the heart of the issue. be proud about it. you're doing a good, no, great job. keep posting about those cocks boys!
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Moola posted:got a bit of dirt under my nails so naturally indeed Gatekeeper posted:never thought about it before but is putting on a condom harder for uncuts? like with me it just rolls on snugly like a wool sock fresh from a sock warmer. i guess you gotta roll back your dick's turtleneck to put it on, but does the turtleneck just roll right back over the condom? does it stay all scrunched up at your dickbase? or do you not even need them because your dick already has like, a thing over it (can foreskins absorb a disease?) it's pretty easy. can't imagine it being much easier if you're cut.
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Gatekeeper posted:or do you not even need them because your dick already has like, a thing over it (can foreskins absorb a disease?)
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toggle posted:good to see you guys really breaking down cocks here. very good discussion going on. some great posts really getting to the heart of the issue. be proud about it. you're doing a good, no, great job. keep posting about those cocks boys! how's reading about the cocks going
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It is impossible to do basic tasks if you are uncut, this is why humans went extinct before circumcision was invented. RIP.
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never really though about this, but I guess some guys' foresking doesn't get fully retracted when they are hard? My dick has the best of both worlds, with glans protection when flaccid and no turtleneck when hard. Also I have been told I have a beautiful member. Suck it cut bitches.
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Gatekeeper posted:never thought about it before but is putting on a condom harder for uncuts? like with me it just rolls on snugly like a wool sock fresh from a sock warmer. i guess you gotta roll back your dick's turtleneck to put it on, but does the turtleneck just roll right back over the condom? does it stay all scrunched up at your dickbase? or do you not even need them because your dick already has like, a thing over it (can foreskins absorb a disease?) lol whats a comdom?
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Un chien andalou posted:never really though about this, but I guess some guys' foresking doesn't get fully retracted when they are hard? My dick has the best of both worlds, with glans protection when flaccid and no turtleneck when hard. Also I have been told I have a beautiful member. Suck it cut bitches. BUT IT'S SO PURPLE suck it non-purple-cock-havers
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Un chien andalou posted:never really though about this, but I guess some guys' foresking doesn't get fully retracted when they are hard? My dick has the best of both worlds, with glans protection when flaccid and no turtleneck when hard. Also I have been told I have a beautiful member. Suck it cut bitches. You are normal then. Not being able to pull the foreskin back when hard with ease/it not going back by itself when hard is abnormal and called phimosis. It's apparently caused by not having enough sex as a teenager and/or masturbating weird, like guys who jerk off by grinding or whatever instead of fist pumping, since the skin doesn't get to stretch over time naturally. It's perfectly treatable with time, stretching, and a topical cream or something - but I've known some guys who were really self-conscious about it and decided to get circumcized as adults to "fix" it. 
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Tipps posted:You are normal then. Not being able to pull the foreskin back when hard with ease/it not going back by itself when hard is abnormal and called phimosis. It's apparently caused by not having enough sex as a teenager and/or masturbating weird, like guys who jerk off by grinding or whatever instead of fist pumping, since the skin doesn't get to stretch over time naturally. Some cases of phimosis are actually really tight and so debilitatingly painful that circumcision is the only way to fix it. These guys are unable to clean their dicks properly so they're more vulnerable to infection and also having a nasty dick.
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Always remember to stretch yo dicks.
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Tipps posted:You are normal then. Not being able to pull the foreskin back when hard with ease/it not going back by itself when hard is abnormal and called phimosis. It's apparently caused by not having enough sex as a teenager and/or masturbating weird, like guys who jerk off by grinding or whatever instead of fist pumping, since the skin doesn't get to stretch over time naturally. til that I owe my nice dick to jerkin it from a young age. Suck it masturbation hating religious fanatics
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let's all post pictures of our dix itt
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:let's all post pictures of our dix itt
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