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hemophilia posted:dallas it seems like there's better places to do drugs
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:44 |
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dougdrums posted:it seems like there's better places to do drugs To do drugs, yeah, but not to get them.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:46 |
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The stars at night are big and bright....
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:49 |
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Dicere posted:Some of the harshest weed laws in the country. No thanks. those only apply to blacks. i know more growers here than I did living in a MMJ state. just face it, flordia is probably better than 90% of US states and that's why goons hate it
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:51 |
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enjoy your state income taxes suckers!
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:52 |
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we can agree that jacksonville is a shithole and tampa is old and crazy though right? i'm still on the fence about orlando
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:55 |
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Alucard Nacirema posted:I don't know how to be social and talk to girls Have you considered using alcohol and/or other substances
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:56 |
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yea but south Florida makes up for it and then some. but I'm a sex haver so my opinion may not reflect that of the flordia hate sheeple
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:56 |
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I went to a party at a North Miami art gallery last weekend. It was a blank room with twinkies and jujubes stuck to the walls, garbage cans full of free high-life, and a literal fuckload of single girls from mixed race backgrounds.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:18 |
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hey there my high life drinking palm beach non poor fellow poster
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:19 |
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yeah im a huge piece of poo poo
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:24 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:I like the beaches, the beers, the nuveaux hipster places that are popping up in the slightly more metropolitan places, the beers, the weather 8mo out of the year and some other stuff. It's not as bad as it used to be. agreed, the beers are the really good part dougdrums posted:we can agree that jacksonville is a shithole and tampa is old and crazy though right? as a tampon who's spent a substantial amount of time in orlando, tampa beats the everloving poo poo out of the cultural abyss of orlando
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:25 |
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but...that's where disneyworld is?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:28 |
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Alan Smithee posted:but...that's where disneyworld is? things that are cool about orlando 1) theme parks 2) redlight redlight is a cool place to drink a beer things that are bad about orlando 1) literally everything else a place could be bad at orlando is the perfect place to live an hour away from but not live in
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:30 |
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BIG BIC SQUAD posted:Have you considered using alcohol and/or other substances I don't want to damage my body
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:32 |
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Alucard Nacirema posted:I don't want to damage my body I'm not talking about getting blackout drunk, just a little buzzed to lower any anxiety and help you feel more comfortable talking to others
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:35 |
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Because being hot doesn't make you any less crazy bro, enjoy those beautiful
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:35 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Because being hot doesn't make you any less crazy bro, enjoy those beautiful sorry a hot chick turned you down before but keep tryin it's really not that hard and most will have sex with you without considering killing you for a life insurance policy because they are not a loving goon and have actual social skills and things to live for
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:37 |
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casual beep posted:firstpost easily claims the first post
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 05:52 |
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I voluntarily moved from the Chicago area to Orlando. I'm a big theme park nut so that's part of it, but beyond that I legitimately think Orlando is pretty awesome. I absolutely think its better living here than Chicago. Its extremely hard to be bored here to the point where its almost overwhelming. People here are from all over the country. A poo poo ton of entertainment venues, good restaurants, bars, fairly booming nightlife. You absolutely have to drive everywhere and the city is huge and sprawling, the traffic absolutely sucks and tourists get annoying, but I deal with it. Orlando is absolutely devoid of culture though, considering most of the city sprung up in the last 30 years, but there seems to be some efforts to turn that around.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:17 |
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Glass sheet the south and put the escapees into Utah, Montana, and some of the other useless northern middle states. Turn Montana into a prison state; a la Escape from New York. Glass sheet miami again, kill any survivors, salt/irradiate the ground, and erect a giant scary looking grey and yellow concrete obelisk with a plaque that will tell future generations "Worthless, consumer whore, douche bag, assholes with nothing to offer civilization lived and bred here once. This is what we did to them." Mistah World Wihde.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:27 |
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Florida is a poor man's wannabe California, everyone in Florida should probably kill themselves tbh.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:30 |
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the great deceiver posted:Florida is a poor man's wannabe California, everyone in Florida should probably kill themselves tbh. ironically we have literal islands of billionaires
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:33 |
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the great deceiver posted:Florida is a poor man's wannabe California, everyone in Florida should probably kill themselves tbh. Haha. California has no more water, Enjoy the coming decade of dryness because your huge bureaucratic nightmare of a government can't even decide who to please anymore. EDIT: I'll be running my sprinklers all loving day tomorrow.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:36 |
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the great deceiver posted:Florida is a poor man's wannabe California, everyone in Florida should probably kill themselves tbh. hollywood florida is a lot like hollywood california, except the stars are tattooed on the side of a sad looking hookers face and not hanging out in manns chinese theater
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:36 |
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ah yes more socially mal-adjusted weeabos popping in to inadvertently reveal their gooniness. ooh tattoos so trash hah am I rite florida !!!
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:39 |
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gently caress the mods posted:ah yes more socially mall adjusted weeabos popping in to inadvertently reveal their goodies. ooh tattoos so trash hah am I rite florida !!! I lived in Miami for almost 3 years. I know what a worthless place it is. Suck my parts.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:40 |
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I like living in florida
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:40 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:I like living in florida I hope you enjoy the Nuclear Hellfire my administration will bring about.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:41 |
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fuckingtest posted:Haha. California has no more water, Enjoy the coming decade of dryness because your huge bureaucratic nightmare of a government can't even decide who to please anymore. don't forget to roll around in the ~$7+ grand a year less in state income taxes you pay when you are done being allowed to use water
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:41 |
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fuckingtest posted:Haha. California has no more water, Enjoy the coming decade of dryness because your huge bureaucratic nightmare of a government can't even decide who to please anymore. I don't shower and all I drink is mountain dew anyway so check. mate.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:46 |
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psyopmonkey posted:I hope you enjoy the Nuclear Hellfire my administration will bring about. ironically this will probably be less deadly than whatever rick scott has planned for us
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:48 |
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as a white person I'm not worried about Rick Scott even though he is insane
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:50 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:South Florida (Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami) and the Keys can be pretty nice. Central Florida, north Florida, and the west coast are huge dumps. They're basically an extension of the deep south. aaaactually Gainesville can be pretty rad, provided you stay within the city limits. Tampa Bay area is pretty sweet as well, and St. Augustine is very pleasant. I've never been to Tallahassee, and I can't say one thing or another about Jacksonville. I really liked living in Broward, but I am not black and so I had no problems with the police. I liked living in Coral Gables despite being the only gringo for blocks and I enjoyed South Beach, but other than a few other areas (Coconut Grove, Brickell) the rest of Miami is a loving shithole full of goddamn assholes. The Keys are pretty awesome to visit, but living there would be terrible unless you literally like to do nothing but fish all day and are retired or are a writer. But Orlando is a piece of poo poo and Daytona is like a really bad '80s porno-'Spring Break' movie that never stopped filming, so all the talent is now in their 40s-50s. Christ what a hellhole that place is.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:51 |
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KaiserSchnitzel posted:aaaactually Gainesville can be pretty rad, provided you stay within the city limits. Tampa Bay area is pretty sweet as well, and St. Augustine is very pleasant. I've never been to Tallahassee, and I can't say one thing or another about Jacksonville. I lived in Doral.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:52 |
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:I voluntarily moved from the Chicago area to Orlando. I'm a big theme park nut so that's part of it, but beyond that I legitimately think Orlando is pretty awesome. I absolutely think its better living here than Chicago. Its extremely hard to be bored here to the point where its almost overwhelming. People here are from all over the country. A poo poo ton of entertainment venues, good restaurants, bars, fairly booming nightlife. You absolutely have to drive everywhere and the city is huge and sprawling, the traffic absolutely sucks and tourists get annoying, but I deal with it. Orlando is absolutely devoid of culture though, considering most of the city sprung up in the last 30 years, but there seems to be some efforts to turn that around. I voluntarily moved from Chicago to Ft. Lauderdale, and so I am making that Jackie Chan face right now because I can't believe you like Orlando better than Chicago. You're literally insane. I could see it if you lived downtown, never left downtown, and didn't have to drive - but, Christ, man; get a grip.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:56 |
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how can you call people goons when you're defending the most goony state in the United States (by pedophile and brutal murderer population rates per capita), where the most Research Chemicals in the United States are ingested (TCC nod), in the most goony way possible - insisting hot women who are looking to gently caress rich guys/celebrities totally sleep with you all the time despite the large population of the former in your lovely stupid state. Why don't you go do some stomped on coke and gently caress a cuban tranny while living out your Scarface fantasy you bold goon
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:56 |
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psyopmonkey posted:I lived in Doral. I had clients in Doral that I had to drive to see all the time I'm so sorry.
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:how can you call people goons when you're defending the most goony state in the United States (by pedophile and brutal murderer population rates per capita), where the most Research Chemicals in the United States are ingested (TCC nod), in the most goony way possible - insisting hot women who are looking to gently caress rich guys/celebrities totally sleep with you all the time despite the large population of the former in your lovely stupid state. Why don't you go do some stomped on coke and gently caress a puerto rican tranny while living out your Scarface fantasy you bold goon leave your house sometime and see the world you loving idiot instead of assuming everything is what some internet goon told you. it's a big world and most things are better than goons would lead you to believe
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:58 |
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pooh look at me own this dude by saying his state has the most murders and do the most drugs!!!! Hahahaha!!!
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