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dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

it seems like there's better places to do drugs

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


dougdrums posted:

it seems like there's better places to do drugs


To do drugs, yeah, but not to get them.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
The stars at night are big and bright....

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015

Dicere posted:

Some of the harshest weed laws in the country. No thanks.

those only apply to blacks. i know more growers here than I did living in a MMJ state. just face it, flordia is probably better than 90% of US states and that's why goons hate it

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
enjoy your state income taxes suckers!

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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we can agree that jacksonville is a shithole and tampa is old and crazy though right?

i'm still on the fence about orlando

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015

Alucard Nacirema posted:

I don't know how to be social and talk to girls

Have you considered using alcohol and/or other substances

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
yea but south Florida makes up for it and then some. but I'm a sex haver so my opinion may not reflect that of the flordia hate sheeple

wetdela
Oct 13, 2012

I CAME BACK AFTER 2 YEARS OF SILENCE SO I COULD AGGRO POST IN THE UKRAINE-RUSSIA THREAD.
I went to a party at a North Miami art gallery last weekend. It was a blank room with twinkies and jujubes stuck to the walls, garbage cans full of free high-life, and a literal fuckload of single girls from mixed race backgrounds.

:getin:

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
hey there my high life drinking palm beach non poor fellow poster

wetdela
Oct 13, 2012

I CAME BACK AFTER 2 YEARS OF SILENCE SO I COULD AGGRO POST IN THE UKRAINE-RUSSIA THREAD.
yeah im a huge piece of poo poo

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

I like the beaches, the beers, the nuveaux hipster places that are popping up in the slightly more metropolitan places, the beers, the weather 8mo out of the year and some other stuff. It's not as bad as it used to be.

Home is where you make it, also love to see homos naked.

agreed, the beers are the really good part

dougdrums posted:

we can agree that jacksonville is a shithole and tampa is old and crazy though right?

i'm still on the fence about orlando

as a tampon who's spent a substantial amount of time in orlando, tampa beats the everloving poo poo out of the cultural abyss of orlando

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
but...that's where disneyworld is?

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

but...that's where disneyworld is?

things that are cool about orlando

1) theme parks
2) redlight redlight is a cool place to drink a beer

things that are bad about orlando

1) literally everything else a place could be bad at

orlando is the perfect place to live an hour away from but not live in

Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Have you considered using alcohol and/or other substances

I don't want to damage my body

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015

Alucard Nacirema posted:

I don't want to damage my body

I'm not talking about getting blackout drunk, just a little buzzed to lower any anxiety and help you feel more comfortable talking to others

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Because being hot doesn't make you any less crazy bro, enjoy those beautiful drug mules, and NFL players girlfriends women who won't talk to you and would just as soon kill you over a $20,000 life insurance policy as the rest of your genetically hosed colony of psycopaths

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Because being hot doesn't make you any less crazy bro, enjoy those beautiful drug mules, and NFL players girlfriends women who won't talk to you and would just as soon kill you over a $20,000 life insurance policy as the rest of your genetically hosed colony of psycopaths

sorry a hot chick turned you down before but keep tryin it's really not that hard and most will have sex with you without considering killing you for a life insurance policy because they are not a loving goon and have actual social skills and things to live for

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

casual beep posted:

firstpost easily claims the first post

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
I voluntarily moved from the Chicago area to Orlando. I'm a big theme park nut so that's part of it, but beyond that I legitimately think Orlando is pretty awesome. I absolutely think its better living here than Chicago. Its extremely hard to be bored here to the point where its almost overwhelming. People here are from all over the country. A poo poo ton of entertainment venues, good restaurants, bars, fairly booming nightlife. You absolutely have to drive everywhere and the city is huge and sprawling, the traffic absolutely sucks and tourists get annoying, but I deal with it. Orlando is absolutely devoid of culture though, considering most of the city sprung up in the last 30 years, but there seems to be some efforts to turn that around.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Glass sheet the south and put the escapees into Utah, Montana, and some of the other useless northern middle states. Turn Montana into a prison state; a la Escape from New York.

Glass sheet miami again, kill any survivors, salt/irradiate the ground, and erect a giant scary looking grey and yellow concrete obelisk with a plaque that will tell future generations "Worthless, consumer whore, douche bag, assholes with nothing to offer civilization lived and bred here once. This is what we did to them."

Mistah World Wihde.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
Florida is a poor man's wannabe California, everyone in Florida should probably kill themselves tbh.

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015

the great deceiver posted:

Florida is a poor man's wannabe California, everyone in Florida should probably kill themselves tbh.

ironically we have literal islands of billionaires

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.

the great deceiver posted:

Florida is a poor man's wannabe California, everyone in Florida should probably kill themselves tbh.

Haha. California has no more water, Enjoy the coming decade of dryness because your huge bureaucratic nightmare of a government can't even decide who to please anymore.

EDIT: I'll be running my sprinklers all loving day tomorrow.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

the great deceiver posted:

Florida is a poor man's wannabe California, everyone in Florida should probably kill themselves tbh.

hollywood florida is a lot like hollywood california, except the stars are tattooed on the side of a sad looking hookers face and not hanging out in manns chinese theater

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
ah yes more socially mal-adjusted weeabos popping in to inadvertently reveal their gooniness. ooh tattoos so trash hah am I rite florida !!!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

gently caress the mods posted:

ah yes more socially mall adjusted weeabos popping in to inadvertently reveal their goodies. ooh tattoos so trash hah am I rite florida !!!

I lived in Miami for almost 3 years.

I know what a worthless place it is.

Suck my parts.

:colbert:

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

I like living in florida

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Crash_N_Burn posted:

I like living in florida

I hope you enjoy the Nuclear Hellfire my administration will bring about.

:toot:

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015

fuckingtest posted:

Haha. California has no more water, Enjoy the coming decade of dryness because your huge bureaucratic nightmare of a government can't even decide who to please anymore.

EDIT: I'll be running my sprinklers all loving day tomorrow.

don't forget to roll around in the ~$7+ grand a year less in state income taxes you pay when you are done being allowed to use water

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

fuckingtest posted:

Haha. California has no more water, Enjoy the coming decade of dryness because your huge bureaucratic nightmare of a government can't even decide who to please anymore.

EDIT: I'll be running my sprinklers all loving day tomorrow.

I don't shower and all I drink is mountain dew anyway so check. mate. :smug:

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

I hope you enjoy the Nuclear Hellfire my administration will bring about.

:toot:

ironically this will probably be less deadly than whatever rick scott has planned for us

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
as a white person I'm not worried about Rick Scott even though he is insane

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

Dick Fagballzson posted:

South Florida (Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami) and the Keys can be pretty nice. Central Florida, north Florida, and the west coast are huge dumps. They're basically an extension of the deep south.

aaaactually Gainesville can be pretty rad, provided you stay within the city limits. Tampa Bay area is pretty sweet as well, and St. Augustine is very pleasant. I've never been to Tallahassee, and I can't say one thing or another about Jacksonville.

I really liked living in Broward, but I am not black and so I had no problems with the police. I liked living in Coral Gables despite being the only gringo for blocks and I enjoyed South Beach, but other than a few other areas (Coconut Grove, Brickell) the rest of Miami is a loving shithole full of goddamn assholes. The Keys are pretty awesome to visit, but living there would be terrible unless you literally like to do nothing but fish all day and are retired or are a writer.

But Orlando is a piece of poo poo and Daytona is like a really bad '80s porno-'Spring Break' movie that never stopped filming, so all the talent is now in their 40s-50s. Christ what a hellhole that place is.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

aaaactually Gainesville can be pretty rad, provided you stay within the city limits. Tampa Bay area is pretty sweet as well, and St. Augustine is very pleasant. I've never been to Tallahassee, and I can't say one thing or another about Jacksonville.

I really liked living in Broward, but I am not black and so I had no problems with the police. I liked living in Coral Gables despite being the only gringo for blocks and I enjoyed South Beach, but other than a few other areas (Coconut Grove, Brickell) the rest of Miami is a loving shithole full of goddamn assholes. The Keys are pretty awesome to visit, but living there would be terrible unless you literally like to do nothing but fish all day and are retired or are a writer.

But Orlando is a piece of poo poo and Daytona is like a really bad '80s porno-'Spring Break' movie that never stopped filming, so all the talent is now in their 40s-50s. Christ what a hellhole that place is.

I lived in Doral.

:smith:

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

I voluntarily moved from the Chicago area to Orlando. I'm a big theme park nut so that's part of it, but beyond that I legitimately think Orlando is pretty awesome. I absolutely think its better living here than Chicago. Its extremely hard to be bored here to the point where its almost overwhelming. People here are from all over the country. A poo poo ton of entertainment venues, good restaurants, bars, fairly booming nightlife. You absolutely have to drive everywhere and the city is huge and sprawling, the traffic absolutely sucks and tourists get annoying, but I deal with it. Orlando is absolutely devoid of culture though, considering most of the city sprung up in the last 30 years, but there seems to be some efforts to turn that around.

I voluntarily moved from Chicago to Ft. Lauderdale, and so I am making that Jackie Chan face right now because I can't believe you like Orlando better than Chicago. You're literally insane. I could see it if you lived downtown, never left downtown, and didn't have to drive - but, Christ, man; get a grip.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how can you call people goons when you're defending the most goony state in the United States (by pedophile and brutal murderer population rates per capita), where the most Research Chemicals in the United States are ingested (TCC nod), in the most goony way possible - insisting hot women who are looking to gently caress rich guys/celebrities totally sleep with you all the time despite the large population of the former in your lovely stupid state. Why don't you go do some stomped on coke and gently caress a cuban tranny while living out your Scarface fantasy you bold goon

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

psyopmonkey posted:

I lived in Doral.

:smith:

I had clients in Doral that I had to drive to see all the time :smith: I'm so sorry.

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

how can you call people goons when you're defending the most goony state in the United States (by pedophile and brutal murderer population rates per capita), where the most Research Chemicals in the United States are ingested (TCC nod), in the most goony way possible - insisting hot women who are looking to gently caress rich guys/celebrities totally sleep with you all the time despite the large population of the former in your lovely stupid state. Why don't you go do some stomped on coke and gently caress a puerto rican tranny while living out your Scarface fantasy you bold goon

leave your house sometime and see the world you loving idiot instead of assuming everything is what some internet goon told you. it's a big world and most things are better than goons would lead you to believe

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fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
pooh look at me own this dude by saying his state has the most murders and do the most drugs!!!! Hahahaha!!!

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