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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I've been to every state and it is Gary, IN by a landslide.
Followed by Camden, NJ, Aberdeen, WA and whatever the name of that city is that has a coal mine fire burning underneath it.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ghlbtsk posted:

I've been to every state and it is Gary, IN by a landslide.
Followed by Camden, NJ, Aberdeen, WA and whatever the name of that city is that has a coal mine fire burning underneath it.

Centralia, PA





edit: apparently 7 people still live there

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

i havent been to many cities in america but i think tuba city, arizona may be one of the most desolate places west of hull



ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer
actually, its baltimore

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

new fallout game looking good etc etc



But yeah it's Gary, IN

it is striking how fast things go to absolute poo poo once you cross the river from Chicago, dang



Detroit is at least making an effort to improve, like knocking down 50 lovely buildings/houses a week or something

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Baltimore has an illegal taxi service which is cool

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Baltimore has an illegal taxi service which is cool

We all have Uber.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hobohemian posted:

We all have Uber.

In Baltimore you stand near the street shaking your hand, then a random car will pull up to you and take you where you want to go for cash. It's called hacking. Came about cause cabs won't go to the numerous bad parts of town.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Hector Beerlioz posted:

In Baltimore you stand near the street shaking your hand, then a random car will pull up to you and take you where you want to go for cash. It's called hacking. Came about cause cabs won't go to the numerous bad parts of town.

Do you have to negotiate before the trip or how does that work because I would be down for that system everywhere.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hobohemian posted:

Do you have to negotiate before the trip or how does that work because I would be down for that system everywhere.

I've never done it but I've read/been told the prices are negotiated upfront. You can probably pay with drugs too.

Rascallion
Feb 10, 2014
Rust belt is a worse place to actually live but gently caress commuter suburbs.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
Commuter suburbs: SUVs and Cheesecake Factories as far as the eye can see.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Gonna throw Tulsa into the list.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Texarkana, Texas or Texoma, Texas

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.
I don't care if it's tiny, it's the one city too loving corrupt for Florida. A speed trap town that makes Waldo and Starke look positively idyllic.

It's Hampton, FL.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/09/us/hampton-florida-corruption/

So corrupt the state missed disincorporating them by only 2 votes. They were about to kick everyone the gently caress out and level the place because of how lovely everyone there was. TOO lovely FOR FLORIDA. Let that one sink in.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
I thought it was Flint because not only does it suck, but Michael Moore is from there.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
flint is terrible, worse than detroit. detroit has some sights and nice burroughs at least, and the surrounding towns have everything. houston is worse than detroit too. actually really shocked someone who hasn't been to detroit hasn't already said detroit

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Oakland or Seattle

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

Barstow, California.
Barstow is the home of Del Taco so that's at least something.

Fontana is my vote. Wendover NV comes in second, it exists only as a casino town for people from SLC.

Whoops, forgot about Odessa TX and Butte MT. Ahh, that lovely sulfur smell of the oil patch.

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

Oakland or Seattle

cuz of their politics or something? cuz objectively no

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Cuz both suck. One is a crappy version of San Francisco full of even worse people with even worse weather and the other is a place where there are freeways to drive over to get away from san francisco.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
pocatello idaho, where the streets are all one way and mostly rail roads.

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
Pittsburgh

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

look at the babies who cant deal with LA qq

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

guidoanselmi posted:

look at the babies who cant deal with LA qq

i looked at it on google maps once and was all like....NOPE



my favorite part was the little community of mansions closer together than trailers on the bluff overlooking all the poors

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Louisiana isn't a city.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
Gary seems to be the winner but im gonna go ahead and put East St. Louis, IL in the hat

Wikipedia posted:

According to FBI's data of 2007, the murder rate of East St. Louis hit 101.9 per population of 100,000, surpassing that of cities such as Gary, Indiana (48.3 per pop. 100,000); New Orleans, Louisiana (37.6); Baltimore, Maryland (43.3); and Detroit, Michigan (47.3); as well as that of its neighbor St. Louis (37.2). FBI data shows East St. Louis' rate of rape exceeded 250 per population of 100,000. The murder rate of city of East St. Louis is even higher than that of Honduras, the country with the highest murder rate in the world, at 90.4 per 100,000 people.[19]

Lufiron fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Mar 31, 2015

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

pontiac, a concrete brutalist outdoor jail for the poor

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Toronto

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Waltzing Along posted:

Cuz both suck. One is a crappy version of San Francisco full of even worse people with even worse weather and the other is a place where there are freeways to drive over to get away from san francisco.

Dunno, Oakland is okay but it's really full of hipsters.

epsilon
Oct 31, 2001


Quidam Viator posted:

I don't care if it's tiny, it's the one city too loving corrupt for Florida. A speed trap town that makes Waldo and Starke look positively idyllic.

It's Hampton, FL.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/09/us/hampton-florida-corruption/

So corrupt the state missed disincorporating them by only 2 votes. They were about to kick everyone the gently caress out and level the place because of how lovely everyone there was. TOO lovely FOR FLORIDA. Let that one sink in.

This guy is presenting some pretty compelling stuff here...Gary is awful I agree but this one needs attention

"You can lay claim to a 1,260-foot stretch of busy highway a mile outside of town and set up one of the nation's most notorious speed traps. You can use the ticket money to build up a mighty police force -- an officer for every 25 people in town -- and, residents say, let drugs run rampant while your cops sit out by the highway on lawn chairs, pointing radar guns at everybody who passes by.
"

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
No one here has been to Canton, OH apparently. My old job has a building in the old part of town which we affectionately refer to as "Little Sarajevo." What a loving dump.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Waltzing Along posted:

Cuz both suck. One is a crappy version of San Francisco full of even worse people with even worse weather and the other is a place where there are freeways to drive over to get away from san francisco.

Um, I think you mean Oakland is where all the actual fun in the bay area happens and San Francisco is full of white tech nerds tripping over themselves to buy expensive drinks poured by an org chem dropout for Asian girls.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


KiteAuraan posted:

Surprise, Arizona. Imagine a city of 250,000 where 3/4ths are retired old whites and white flight. 99% of the restaurants are chains and one museum closed to become a Salvation Army, while another closed to become an office. Truly Hell.

Pfffffft. All the small towns that are amalgamated into the Phoenix metropolitan hivemind are fine in that anytime you wanna go do something you hop on the 10 or the 101 and get out of your shitburg to somewhere slightly less shitburg.


The real answer is Amarillo, Texas. All the worst aspects of Texas bundled with it being in a prime position for annoying ball sweat heat in the summer and sideways death ice rain in the winter. Plus none of your favorite restaurant franchises are there because Amarillo hates food workers unions. ALSO nothing but cheap terrible steak, railroad crazies and cattle auctions as far as the eye can see.

Globe, Arizona would be a close second if I even considered that a real place and not just some sort of biological mishap.

Commissar Ken fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Mar 31, 2015

Pox
Feb 16, 2015

epsilon posted:

This guy is presenting some pretty compelling stuff here...Gary is awful I agree but this one needs attention

"You can lay claim to a 1,260-foot stretch of busy highway a mile outside of town and set up one of the nation's most notorious speed traps. You can use the ticket money to build up a mighty police force -- an officer for every 25 people in town -- and, residents say, let drugs run rampant while your cops sit out by the highway on lawn chairs, pointing radar guns at everybody who passes by.
"
drat.. this place owns. the town even looks like its giving everyone the finger.

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
Wikipedia
2013 controversies
the mayor was arrested for selling oxycodone

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Pox posted:

Wikipedia
2013 controversies
the mayor was arrested for selling oxycodone

If you read the article, he says that he can't be a drug dealer because his electricity got cut off twice this year and he has no car so he rides his bike everywhere; and after reading the rest of that article I believe him.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Hobohemian posted:

If you read the article, he says that he can't be a drug dealer because his electricity got cut off twice this year and he has no car so he rides his bike everywhere; and after reading the rest of that article I believe him.

more like a junkie with his poo poo together enough to become mayor of a corrupt city and the profits of his drug dealings weren't cash but the product he was pushing

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Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Another vote for Gary, Indiana. You can smell it before you see it.

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