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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005








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firstpost
Mar 27, 2015

by XyloJW
:firstpost:

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
there are tons of gays here get out of the house

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
im gfay

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

gently caress the mods posted:

there are tons of gays here get out of the house

ah

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Lesbians are still a type of gay, OP.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Lesbians are still a type of gay, OP.

no no no

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
there is a place here that does Sunday brunch and bitches like those pack the place and dance on the bar and poo poo. at like 11am. yeah flordia sucks for the types of goony idiots who say florida sucks lmao

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

florida has no mountains how can it be that good

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
there are mountains of hot bitches, mountains of cocaine, mountains of Molly, mountains of money, mountains of guns

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
best part about florida is that it not only repels goons, but also hipsters

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

gently caress the mods posted:

there are mountains of hot bitches, mountains of cocaine, mountains of Molly, mountains of money, mountains of guns

:911:

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
also great cuban food!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i did enjoy the movie spring breakers so maybe

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
no show all the olds thats occupy this horrible land at a ratio of 90 out of 100 people

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Could have stopped the thread title after the first two words.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

That whole top row is just gay dudes. OP is a fuckin' liar.

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015

Outpost22 posted:

no show all the olds thats occupy this horrible land at a ratio of 90 out of 100 people

spoken like a true goon who has never actually left his home state

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YndTHighWLQ

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.
Miami =/= Florida

At this point Miami should be either a territory of a South American country or Cuba.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
If I flee Texas for Florida is this a positive, negative, or lateral move?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Ronwayne posted:

If I flee Texas for Florida is this a positive, negative, or lateral move?

there are a lot of hot sexy texan women and men, it really depends on your wants and needs, op

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
your taxes will stay the same so it depends on what you hate more: Mexicans or hatians

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Florida sucks if you're lucid OP.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Tsinava posted:

Florida sucks if you're lucid OP.

how so????

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
pretty sure Orlando is one of most gay cities in the US.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Because you're not high and you're in Florida.

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
Florida sucks I know because I went there once with my family in fact they are right here in this very house so I can get them to confirm my visit if you don't believe me

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
mommmmmm come to me room I need you to tell the Internet I went to flordia once

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Tsinava posted:

Because you're not high and you're in Florida.

there is a saying for people who do drugs and try to leave the states they dislike "no matter where you go, there you are."

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
people who do drugs tend to dislike everywhere they end up at.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The whole state looks like a giant dick

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
ive been there maybe a half dozen times and it seems to also suck if you dont want an sti or a girl with a muffin top ( i prefer the second of the two )

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Poetic Justice posted:

people who do drugs tend to dislike everywhere they end up at.

I live in texas and smoke lots of weed (does that count??) and i really like new mexico. Its a beautiful state imo. I also like texas though and i think ill be staying

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
way to reveal what a loving goon idiot you are. Hurrrr all the women have stds there!!! loving females arnhrhshsgwcb!!!!!!!! Whores !!!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

gently caress the mods posted:

way to reveal what a loving goon idiot you are. Hurrrr all the women have stds there!!! loving females arnhrhshsgwcb!!!!!!!! Whores !!!

they all tried to suck my dick and i was unsure of which ones were the safe ones not unlike playing the classic windows game minesweeper

fuck the mods
Mar 30, 2015
I mean there's like 20 posts making fun of this exact "goon who hates women who won't give him the time of day" stereotype, and yet you still waltz right in this thread, plop your fedora in the hat rack, and lay down one of the gooniest reddit posts ever to grace these forums

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

I love all these women and their nice bodies, and hope they don't get skin cancer.

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

I also hope I don't get skin cancer.

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cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
Why are there so many threads about flo rida?

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