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Which would you prefer your daughter marry?
Black Guy
White Guy with Face Tattoo
I don't care, I'm not prejudiced
Honor-kill daughter
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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Who will be your new son-in-law?





I personally wouldn't care who my daughter loved either way, because I'm not prejudiced.

But if I HAD to pick, I'd probably go with the black guy. Multiracial kids have like a million times better chance at being a rich supermodel.

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firstpost
Mar 27, 2015

by XyloJW
:firstpost:

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

nobody fucks my little girl but me

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:siren:Official poll added:siren:

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
White men are retarded so I'll take the black man. I'd also love a sambo/mulatto grandchild.

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013
The white guy with face tatoos so that I can marry that black guy instead

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
As long as he talks white and is an Conservative, the black guy is just fine.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

black guy definitely

Twat Nosferatu
Aug 14, 2008

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

As long as he talks white and is an Conservative, the black guy is just fine.

Yup. I'd probably shoot the face tattoo guy when he walked in the door.

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
I wanna merry that black guy myself, so the daughter is definitely going for the tattoo guy

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at face tattoo guy so I pick him cause I like to laugh

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


My daughter would "disappear"

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Are you implying that there is any woman on this Earth worthy of my goon seed?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Face tat guy. At least with him there's a chance that some people might not assume he's a criminal at first glance.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i'd take my daughter to a father-daughter prom hosted by good christians, and her chastity would be sealed by an exchange of promise rings. you'll never touch her you animals

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I have no daughter.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
marry the beautiful black man so that i may seduce my new son-in-law

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i have three daughters, and i will promise my kingdom to the one who professes the greatest love to me, and two will pay me lip service while the one who truly cares for me will tell me that words are a cheap imitation of the love she feels for me and i'll spurn her, and she'll die, and i'll go insane and dance naked in a storm

Clifton Privilege
Mar 19, 2015
ya nope on tattoo guy - just holy poo poo NO

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i have three daughters, and i will promise my kingdom to the one who professes the greatest love to me, and two will pay me lip service while the one who truly cares for me will tell me that words are a cheap imitation of the love she feels for me and i'll spurn her, and she'll die, and i'll go insane and dance naked in a storm

Hello fellow Nick Cave fan.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Clifton Privilege posted:

ya nope on tattoo guy - just holy poo poo NO

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006


i like his moxie

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

subhuman filth posted:

i like his moxie

"It doesn't matter if you have an ugly face tattoo, son! Just show up with your resume and ask to speak with the manager. When you meet him, make sure to give him a firm handshake."

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

"It doesn't matter if you have an ugly face tattoo, son! Just show up with your resume and ask to speak with the manager. When you meet him, make sure to give him a firm handshake."

boomer

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That black guy looks like a respectable human being to be honest OP. I thought you were gonna get some thug gangster to compare it too?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
It's not the face tattoo that bothers me, it is the lovely stretched ears.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
i got this tattoo to make a statement

while simultaneously insisting

you are reading too much into my tattoo

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

i'm british so, allahu akbar

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i'd take my daughter to a father-daughter prom hosted by good christians, and her chastity would be sealed by an exchange of promise rings. you'll never touch her you animals

This only the church elders rape/marry her.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Uh... new law from God, people. Only the old men may gently caress. Me specifically.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

Al Nipper posted:

Uh... new law from God, people. Only the old men may gently caress. Me specifically.

Bend over.. its fuckin' time!

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

the black guy could be Barack Obama so hell yeah, welcome to the family Barry

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Goku

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
Voted face tattoo because i am a 300lb survivalist neo-nazi irl

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
voted face tattoo bc it says 'I <3 my famil'

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
the blackey has excellent bj lips

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
i dont care about blacks or tattoos but NO DAUGHTER OF MINE will marry any non-terrestrial entity, machine intelligence, or free-floating energy lifeform.

Marriage is between one human and another human. :bahgawd:

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Scientific fact that mixing races produces more beautiful, intelligent, and genetically superior people with less susceptibility to disease and hereditary issues.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Jastiger posted:

Scientific fact that mixing races produces more beautiful, intelligent, and genetically superior people with less susceptibility to disease and hereditary issues.

you are from the south

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I have a face tattoo and no one will marry me. COINCIDENCE?!

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