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Call me crazy, but my wife of five years left me the other week for a vegan manlet fueled by starbucks and kale. I'm so emotionally drained lately, I don't know what to do. Usually when I'm stressed out or feeling down I talk to my wife but that's obviously not possible. She was apparently cheating on me for almost a year and finally left me for him. This is awful. He's some sort of graphic designer but I don't know how he can afford his place because I there's no way he could afford it on that level of pay. Could I hire a PI to look him up? He's got a lot of tattoos so he's pretty identifiable. This is all just so aggravating. Kate, if you see this, gently caress you.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:20 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:58 |
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Why would you hire a PI?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:22 |
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:22 |
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You didn't give her what she needed.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:22 |
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lol
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:23 |
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hey hivemind can you just give me $15 bucks instead of making new accounts?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:26 |
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you dated her before she was cool. whose the real hipster here
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:27 |
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I'm sorry you married zoe quinn op.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:29 |
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good
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:30 |
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de_dust posted:good
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:31 |
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The kind of woman who would cheat on her husband with a vegan is ultimately not worth dwelling on, and you should use the pain as fuel to excel your limitations and make her regret her foolish decision.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:37 |
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The experts over at E/N might disagree but I'd say the first step is kill your famil
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:39 |
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Your ex wife sounds like a lovely person so you are better off without her. Just enjoy being single instead. Make sure to not take her back if she changes her mind (this is important).
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:39 |
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Axeface posted:The kind of woman who would cheat on her husband with a vegan is ultimately not worth dwelling on well she obv isn't into oral
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:40 |
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I'm surprised most goons can sustain a relationship at all.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:42 |
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Hipsters are pretty silly but like, compared to a goon theyre a catch tbh Your wife just moved up in the world yo
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:43 |
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get a good lawyer and gently caress her in the divorce settlement
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:43 |
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Ancient Mariner posted:my wife of five years left me the other week for a vegan manlet fueled by starbucks and kale. More of a man than you, apparently
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:46 |
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Unless I do something quick I'm going to lose the house Really though, what can I do? I'm at my wits ends and can't take it. Dig through his dumpster? Spy on him? Beat his manlet rear end with his own u-bar lock? Universally, I'd love it if terrible things happened to him. Mostly physical. But really I just want closure.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:49 |
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i feel like spending all of your emotional energy and time on a battle that you have already lost is definitely the way forward lawyer up and protect yourself
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:50 |
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Are you an airline pilot and/or really into Allah?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:55 |
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It would be hilarious if someone got left, and then lost everything in the divorce. Like, how much of a bitch do you gotta be for that to happen?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:55 |
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Just hit a thrift shop and buy about $20 worth of vinyl put it on and he'll beat his path (and his meat) to your door
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:56 |
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Well, OP, at least he's not an unemployed Warhammer 40k addict and full-time LARP'er, living off his parents in his late twenties. That'd be a real blow to your ego and psychological health, let me tell you. You can still pretend you're more desirable and secure in life than him, and your soon-to-be-ex wife is just a plain old whore!
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:56 |
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congrats on your cuck
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:57 |
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Anyone that uses the term "manlet" deserves anything that happens to them.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:59 |
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fukin lol
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:00 |
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veedubfreak posted:Anyone that uses the term "manlet" deserves anything that happens to them.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:01 |
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Hobohemian posted:It would be hilarious if someone got left, and then lost everything in the divorce. Like, how much of a bitch do you gotta be for that to happen? Hopefully as much of a bitch as OP.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:01 |
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Axeface posted:The kind of woman who would cheat on her husband with a vegan is ultimately not worth dwelling on, and you should use the pain as fuel to excel your limitations and make her regret her foolish decision.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:02 |
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manlet?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:02 |
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I'm a PI, i snapped a pic of him mourning your loss: that'll be 314 bucks please
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:03 |
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She's going to wither away and die now that she's switching to vegan jizz anyway
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Ancient Mariner posted:Unless I do something quick I'm going to lose the house e/n is leaking my advice is to kill your famil
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:04 |
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If my wife left me I would feel betrayed, but also at peace knowing I am a good man, and an elite DOTA player. Love would find me in due course.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:05 |
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Ancient Mariner posted:Unless I do something quick I'm going to lose the house In a few states evidence of infidelity can hugely change divorce proceedings. Laywer up dawg.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:06 |
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was a caramel macchiato involved ? didn't actually read and don't actually care, op, just keeping the spirit of dumb tired hipster threads alive
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:07 |
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I love you
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Titus Sardonicus posted:was a caramel macchiato involved ? grande non fat upside down caramel machiatto to be precise
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:09 |
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What is kale though?
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