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B-Rock "Islamic Shock" Obama has just reinstated the draft to invade Iran and/or Russia! Goons! WHAT DO YOU DO!? Pick up arms and go fight for hearth and home? Run away to Canada? Feign illness to get out of it? Retreat to your dungeon bunker and post with nary a rifle in sight?
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:41 |
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My life for Aiur.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:51 |
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I would go become an analyst. not die, and retire with a sicker pension
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:51 |
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enlist in the air force
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:52 |
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i hope i get to be a drone pilot
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:52 |
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i want to be caro
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:52 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:i hope i get to be a drone pilot MOBILE INFANTRY FOR YOU, PARALLAX SCROLL.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:52 |
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I'm gonna go back to college
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:52 |
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well since just saying im gay doesnt cut it any more i guess ill have to suck the first cock i see at the draft place
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:53 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:enlist in the air force chair force heh
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:53 |
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shiksa posted:well since just saying im gay doesnt cut it any more i guess ill have to suck the first cock i see at the draft place i'll be super gay like sooo gay even gay dudes be like "drat that dude gayyy"
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:54 |
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Thats cool. I actually would suck a cock or 5 in public to avoid military service.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:55 |
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Jastiger posted:MOBILE INFANTRY FOR YOU, PARALLAX SCROLL. fine then, i would like to request red dot sight and dual mags
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:56 |
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do i start with all the perks unlocked or
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 19:56 |
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I would frag the OP in Basic.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:10 |
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I'm British so we're all going to wait for your able-bodied men to take up arms and go to somewhere foreign then we're going to invade and teach you rebellious colonists a lesson. Unfortunately, all the able-bodied men going to war will still leave behind millions of fat goony shut-ins who are all unaccountably armed to the teeth, and the invasion will fail.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:12 |
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I'll be the one cranking smooth jazz set to sting songs while killing people, OP.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:13 |
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THANKS, OBAMA
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:14 |
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Danger - Octopus! posted:I'm British so we're all going to wait for your able-bodied men to take up arms and go to somewhere foreign then we're going to invade and teach you rebellious colonists a lesson. war is hell
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:15 |
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I'll drive a tank. I don't even give no fucks LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:17 |
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IRR for another 3 years welp
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:17 |
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KILL AND DIE FOR MY COUNTRY OP, YOU?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:18 |
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Danger - Octopus! posted:I'm British so we're all going to wait for your able-bodied men to take up arms and go to somewhere foreign then we're going to invade and teach you rebellious colonists a lesson. ooh yeah real scared of the "empire" that had a long drawn-out military encounter over the falkland islands.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:18 |
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I'm too old so I'd just laugh and laugh and laugh
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:19 |
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LOL if you think many goons could pass the physical. Not to mention the psyche eval. Just LOL.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:20 |
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I'm all aboard as long as we can loot Putin's Pleasure Palaces.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:20 |
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I'm too old to be drafted. Die for my hedonistic lifestyle, sperglings!
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:21 |
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LeoMarr posted:IRR for another 3 years seriously lol if you show up to anything having to do with the IRR, just move and never inform them and bam, your commitment is over
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:22 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:KILL AND DIE FOR MY COUNTRY OP, YOU? *is already in Canada on the shores of The Great Bear Lake*
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:22 |
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JB50 posted:LOL if you think many goons could pass the physical. Not to mention the psyche eval. AKA Pseudonym posted:I'm too old so I'd just laugh and laugh and laugh ..sometimes I forget how old I am. I'd still offer to kill others, though. Wait, they have to be the enemy? gently caress THAT.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:23 |
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Iran/or Russia? That's a pretty big difference. Russia, well I'm just gonna hide out somewhere with a lot of booze and drugs and wait for the nuclear apocalypse that is likely to come before they sort out i'm draft dodging. Iran, guess i'll go, as long as I'm not the Marines I'll probably get some cushy FOB position due to being older and come home with some cool stories and poo poo.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:23 |
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JB50 posted:LOL if you think many goons could pass the physical. Not to mention the psyche eval. Just ask the guy at the draft office if he has stairs in his house.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:23 |
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JB50 posted:LOL if you think many goons could pass the physical. Not to mention the psyche eval. you don't need to be fit to take a bullet that could have hit a better soldier.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:24 |
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wait how old is too old to get drafted?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:26 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:wait how old is too old to get drafted? You still own cassettes and a VCR.. and probably an Oldsmobile.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:27 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:wait how old is too old to get drafted?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:27 |
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I'd join the subs OP. Cthulu r'lyeh f'taghn! I want to be eaten and/or atomized at crunch depth first.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:28 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:26. Suck it all you young idiots! Go die for dubious reasons in a foreign hellhole! haha, oh okay, in that case suck it yall. someone else die for me. hahahaha.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:29 |
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This is great. SA is full of old fucks now, we can post in peace in our dead forum while the young assholes get sent off to die for real
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:29 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:41 |
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can i be a general
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