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Fetus Tree posted:can you get drafted if youre fat Fat fat or skinny fat?
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Mar 30, 2015 22:33
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Couldn't Jastiger just bring up his thoughts on the former confederate states and get banned from having to go?
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Mar 30, 2015 22:33
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Imagine sitting in a foxhole, the dull rumble of distant artillery and flares of light filling the night sky. You check your rifle trying to keep mud from the incessant rain out of it as you wait for the next banzai wave of russian suicide squads. Broken bodies fill the foxholes around you. Almost everyone is dead. Except for that fat gently caress coated in orange powder in your foxhole who keeps asking if he can get your MRE's cookie.
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Mar 30, 2015 22:42
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Do we get power armour yet?
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Mar 30, 2015 22:57
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Beg on hands and knees to join the army or airforce to avoid being drafted into the marines.
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Mar 30, 2015 23:32
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Marine Infantry, I really want to commit some memorable war crimes. Is there a better unit for that? Maybe some kind of special forces, but special forces sounds like too much work and time investment. I just want to shoot civilians indiscriminately.
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Mar 30, 2015 23:43
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goddammit OP the draft is next month don't scare me and make me think that the Lions annual pissing away their future is this week I have to build up enough false hope first
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Mar 30, 2015 23:45
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for the emperor!!
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Mar 30, 2015 23:48
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They couldn't draft me, I have epilepsy that being said I would settle for supreme allied commander.
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Mar 30, 2015 23:49
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Couldn't Jastiger just bring up his thoughts on the former confederate states and get banned from having to go? only if the war isn't against a nascent South, which has finally made good on all those threats and rose again
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Mar 30, 2015 23:53
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i'm just gonna hang back and bang all the hundreds of thousands of suddenly single women
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Mar 31, 2015 02:11
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No, they will be in the Peoples Auxilliary Artillery Core.
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Mar 31, 2015 02:21
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Honestly I'd be happy to be back in. 
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Mar 31, 2015 02:23
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i'd chill out with a beer and be draft deferred due to previous war time service. probably go back to college and gently caress all the girls you idiots left behind.
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Mar 31, 2015 02:23
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Is there... a Gundam wing?
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Mar 31, 2015 02:53
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I'm too old so I'd just laugh and laugh and laugh Also, you can call me Jody
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Mar 31, 2015 02:57
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I lust for death, so front line infantry or f35 pilot would be my preference. Also will settle for any Marine rotary aircraft, those things go down all the time too.
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Mar 31, 2015 03:21
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id probably do some weed and suck some dicks or whatever
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Mar 31, 2015 03:23
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Will agree to go to war on following conditions: 3 "Blank check" prescriptions to be honored at any pharmacy
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Mar 31, 2015 03:31
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I would eventually die.
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Mar 31, 2015 04:23
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Neukoln19 posted:Will agree to go to war on following conditions: due to Tricare, can only be cashed on base or at VA hospital with 45 day wait
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Mar 31, 2015 04:26
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How many young bucks will go because I would really like to bang your girls while you're gone (you can have em back though)
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Mar 31, 2015 04:32
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Welp. America is hosed.
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Mar 31, 2015 04:37
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i don't have to go because i'm gay
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Mar 31, 2015 04:38
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I'd either go and get court martialed for collecting trophies and other stupid poo poo or be a conscientious objector
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Mar 31, 2015 04:41
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i would make a scapular of chinamen ears
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Mar 31, 2015 04:42
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casual beep posted:i would make a scapular of chinamen ears I never got that cuz wouldn't the ears eventually deteriorate since they're all cartilage? I'd take pinkies. ----------------
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Mar 31, 2015 04:45
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brizna posted:I never got that cuz wouldn't the ears eventually deteriorate since they're all cartilage? I'd take pinkies. you just replace them with new ones there are literally over two billion chinaman ears
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Mar 31, 2015 04:51
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Pinely posted:I lust for death... f35 pilot would be my preference. there are far less expensive ways to kill yourself, you know
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Mar 31, 2015 09:16
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be a computer janitor for the war machine, I guess I can rape subordinates - that's a good perk
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Mar 31, 2015 11:01
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Become the killing machine I was born to be, state sponsored murder is all I was looking for. Recruiters don't want you to tell them you want in the army to engorge your murder boner but a draft means they have to take me.
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Mar 31, 2015 11:19
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poo poo, without don't ask don't tell, "accidentally" getting caught with a dick in your bum is no longer an easy way out i really don't know what to do
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Mar 31, 2015 11:21
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Id probably just hide and change teams to whoever is winning and say i got tortured to score war hero points
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Mar 31, 2015 11:22
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Finally! I would get the chance to carpet bomb with more than bags of flour. Although, flour bombing the enemy would probably screw with their minds.
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Mar 31, 2015 11:36
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1. im not american so oboma can gently caress right off 2. im nearsighted, pretty sure that counts me out too
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Mar 31, 2015 11:38
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Parallax Scroll posted:can i be a general Yeah... A general nuisance! 
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Mar 31, 2015 13:17
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Kmlkmljkl posted:1. im not american so oboma can gently caress right off if it's russia and if you live in western europe you can count on joining us in some capacity
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Mar 31, 2015 13:19
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reignonyourparade posted:poo poo, without don't ask don't tell, "accidentally" getting caught with a dick in your bum is no longer an easy way out It's still worth trying.
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Mar 31, 2015 13:26
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Why do people here think they are too old to be drafted at 24? You know that you can still join the military up to age 35, and if you have prior service that age cut off extends the number of years you served. For instance I served 4 years so I could re-enlist at 39.
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Mar 31, 2015 13:36
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Ramsus posted:Why do people here think they are too old to be drafted at 24? You know that you can still join the military up to age 35, and if you have prior service that age cut off extends the number of years you served. For instance I served 4 years so I could re-enlist at 39. That's for voluntary service, the draft is explicitly set for men between ages of 18 and 26. What will happen is we'll burn through all the young men, the govt will increase the draft age, we'll burn through those men too then our leaders, now tugging at their collars, will include women in the draft while spouting platitudes about equality when all they really want are more warm bodies for the meat grinder.
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Mar 31, 2015 13:39
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