any country that exists where we could justify a draft is also a country where war means certain death for the whole planet, so let's stop pretending it matters
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 13:40 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:22 |
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Lmao if u dont already know the horror of war
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 13:40 |
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i think reinstating a draft would be disastrous for the powers that be
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 13:42 |
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How many drugs do you need to be on to avoid a draft?
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 14:34 |
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goatface posted:How many drugs do you need to be on to avoid a draft? One. One drugs.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 14:38 |
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what if you're in a legal weed place?
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 14:43 |
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lol there is no loving way i could pass a psyche exam
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:29 |
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Kmlkmljkl posted:One. One drugs. What if it's done holistically? You take one weed. Put in water. Dilute.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:46 |
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really when you look back at vietnam it's amazing there wasn't MORE outrage at the draft (lol not really anyone who wasn't drafted was placated enough to shut the gently caress up and keep on living like the worthless loving cunts they are) cause seriously "hey 18 year old go fight in this country you've never heard of" "why?" "haha shut the gently caress up and die"
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:49 |
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We need to start a war just to get rid of these loving retards.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:50 |
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By the time they'll want me, we've already lost. Thank you, mental illness!
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:53 |
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cams posted:really when you look back at vietnam it's amazing there wasn't MORE outrage at the draft They had to go and fight the COMMUNISTS so that they wouldn't take over the world and force everyone to wear boiler suits and little hats.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 17:09 |
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goatface posted:They had to go and fight the COMMUNISTS so that they wouldn't take over the world and force everyone to wear boiler suits and little hats. what misfortune it would be to be work a lovely loving waste of time job that really adds nothing to human progress that doesn't benefit a rich person
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 17:12 |
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Jastiger posted:The draft applies to all people aged 18 to 45 MALE OR FEMALE. Ah poo poo. Can I be a drone pilot or something? If that's not available I'd happily keep an eye out for traitors on the homefront. You know people denigrating our nation and it's war effort, I could turn them in. Not as flashy as all that combat stuff but I'll do my service where I can. I'll even accept a reasonable quota.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:14 |
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Good. Draft everybody.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:50 |
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i play starcraft, so i'm better suited as a strategist back in the pentagon planning the war anyway
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:53 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i play starcraft, so i'm better suited as a strategist back in the pentagon planning the war anyway *ISIS finds itself overwhelmed by a sea of tanks as far as the eye can see*
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:54 |
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*i walk up to the recruitment desk, the sergeant's eyes unreadable behind his sunglasses as i hand him a piece of paper* unless this is your draft card, i don't care, boy no sir, this is my battle.net ladder ranking ...good god son, we need you with the top brass! yeah
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:54 |
Tsinava posted:i think reinstating a draft would be disastrous for the powers that be Not if we actually enforce the language of section 451 of the Selective Service act. The burden needs to be shared generally among the population. That has not happened since World War II. So, its time Chelsea and the rest of the progeny of our elected officials share the god drat burden. We abuse the gently caress out of our volunteer force. quote:(c) The Congress further declares that in a free society the obligations and privileges of Applewhite posted:Good. Draft everybody.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:55 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:*i walk up to the recruitment desk, the sergeant's eyes unreadable behind his sunglasses as i hand him a piece of paper* unless this is your draft card, i don't care, boy abu bakr al-baghdadi throws down with the koreans on fish server and brainclan all fuckin day, he's like b+ you better watch your poo poo
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:57 |
Jastiger posted:B-Rock "Islamic Shock" Obama has just reinstated the draft to invade Iran and/or Russia! Torture the first brown person I encounter and get dishonourably discharged.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:00 |
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Are they gonna check my facebook and see all the "death to the west" posts I've made?
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:03 |
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If goons were drafted we'd invade Japan and South Korea for all the sweet Internet and anime. Might not be a bad idea. Would create jobs
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:12 |
roymorrison posted:Lmao if u dont already know the horror of war Caro does
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:14 |
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I know about computers so I would probably just have to design some type of killer robot for the efficient massacre of "insurgents." The rest of you can have fun dying in the sand.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:19 |
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I'd be the cool Sgt. that's always chewing a cigar.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:18 |
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Mad Monk posted:I'd be the cool Sgt. that's always chewing a cigar. *sends an invite to Mad Monk Apone*
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:08 |
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i'd probably say "poo poo hope I don't get drafted" and continue on with my life
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:20 |