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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
https://www.jeopardy.com/onlinetests/adult/thetest/?utm_source=spe&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=aprilOT_announce_033015

Sign up there, take the test in a few weeks, if you do well you might get invited to an audition and get your gonny rear end on national television.

There's a sample test here so you can see how you might do. You probably have to get around 35 right to have a chance

http://www.jeopardy.com/beacontestant/contestantsearches/practicetest/

I auditioned last year and I'm still waiting for the call to get in the show. I hope you guys have better luck than me. :)

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
smarter people should be on now, bump

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
lol wrong loving forum.

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
Last time I got like 45/50 but they still didn't call me. I'll try again because going on Jeopardy is my life's goal

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Bug Bill Murray posted:

going on Jeopardy is my life's goal

thats so sad :(

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I'd rather run through the Hidden Temple than win any money on Jeopardy

Seriously - how has Nickelodeon not made that a tourist attraction?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I got like 3 of them right

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







i rule at triva

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 251 days!)

Trying to get on Jeopardy: Trivia pursuit :v:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I take the test pretty regularly. From what I've heard it's pretty hard to get on, what with tons of nerds testing too. It would be pretty rad to get on there though.

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Gave it a shot. It would be nice to have enough money to pay down my debts, maybe start acting like a real adult.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Couldn't do any worse than this loser

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Lord of Pie posted:

Couldn't do any worse than this loser


andy richter loving owns

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Game show LOVERS? Where does it say lovers?? That sounds like some pussy poo poo. Now you get it right, I'll trow ya on the show. I love to Jeopardeee.... you remember that song from back in the 80's? Sharpen up, kid! You got corn cobs between your ears, son? How many pits are in a pear? *BZZZZZT* Wrong! You're getting the answers wrong, and you're forgetting! If you pull that poo poo on the show, Mr Trebek will take you aside and punch YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH LOOSE..... you cannot do that here, sir.


Ok lets try "Highway Department" for $200.



And.... begin.

Sir! Tree falls in the Palisades Parkway. How many men are dispatched to get dat tree off the parkway?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I signed up! :sun:

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
nah

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
thanks for the tip

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

andy richter loving owns

he's a beast at trivia knowledge

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

andy richter loving owns

word, here's a link to the double jeopardy round of that. Wolf holds his buzzer like a fuckin nerd

http://www.wimp.com/andyrichter/

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

SHARTING BEAR posted:

word, here's a link to the double jeopardy round of that. Wolf holds his buzzer like a fuckin nerd

lol I forgot alex treats him like a loving retard when they let him play in final jeopardy

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 251 days!)

when did wimp become stupid clickbait shi.. oh theres the old style button

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Guys the test starts tomorrow sign up now!!

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
what a gayass way of answering questions

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

I signed up, op. See you in New York

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
Why would I want to get on TV when I'm already on the internet?

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

I got like 15 right. Probably square in their dumbass zone. gently caress this poo poo how do I get on Wheel of Fortune

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Tv still exists?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You'd think they'd want people who scored average on the test so that they could string them along for a whole show before crushing them and not having to give out any prize money.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if I pass the test and they want me on TV or whatever do they pay for the airfare or what

e: registered, if I somehow get on TV I'll try to reference SA

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Moridin920 posted:

if I pass the test and they want me on TV or whatever do they pay for the airfare or what

e: registered, if I somehow get on TV I'll try to reference SA

No, but you're guaranteed at least $1000 for third place :sun:

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Why take an online test when you can just ace the Facebook game instead? Oh wait, the Facebook version is boring, okay never mind.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

if I pass the test and they want me on TV or whatever do they pay for the airfare or what

e: registered, if I somehow get on TV I'll try to reference SA

"I'll take 'stairs' for 500, Alex."

*puts "im gay" on double jeopardy answer card*

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

Applewhite posted:

"I'll take 'stairs' for 500, Alex."

*puts "im gay" on double jeopardy answer card*

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
'im gay' is obviously for the final jeopardy answer

'im' is the answer, 'gay' is the amount you bet, so when they go 'let's look at your answer!' and it says 'im' they get all confused and go 'what? well let's see what you bet... gay. im gay.'

priceless.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

"I'll take 'stairs' for 500, Alex."

*puts "im gay" on double jeopardy answer card*

there's no $500 answer anymore and also it's final jeopardy where you write your answer down, GOD

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
alternatively if someone puts 'V' as their answer and the 'what did you bet' reveals to be 'sucK it Trebek you'll be an internet sensation for days, a week even.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
who is hitler did nothing wrong

Swizzbutt
Jul 12, 2014

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

zakharov posted:

smarter people should be on now, bump

yea it is def smart people hour on gbs. this is the smart people hangout.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Thanks, I WILL get on, and then draw dick butt and something awful dot com as the final answer.

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