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Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

poo poo fuckin thread title m8 :smugmrgw:

# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:43

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:36

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

implies "small", "tiny" if you will :chord:

# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

you're projecting again farmer brown

# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:50

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

this page of the thread sucks too

# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:52

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

infernal machines posted:

i had a girlfriend who liked to randomly rifle through my poo poo, she became intensely suspicious when she couldn't find any porn on my computer

lol

angry_keebler posted:

i don't understand the appeal of pornography but then i don't masturbate so i'm probably not in the target market

tell us about not mastinf

# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:54

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

JewKiller 3000 posted:

this page of the thread sucks too

thanks

# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:55

PuTTY riot: Nov 16, 2002

Flat Daddy posted:

im 23 and ive saved exactly 1 porn video before. not because it was particularly good, it was because my router was being unreliable at the time and I needed to keep some j/o insurance on hand

lmao

angry_keebler posted:

i don't understand the appeal of pornography but then i don't masturbate so i'm probably not in the target market

what do you mean you don't masturbate?

# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:59

PuTTY riot: Nov 16, 2002

JewKiller 3000 posted:

this page of the thread sucks too

yeah now that your on it

# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:59

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

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# ? Mar 31, 2015 06:04

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

please don't post my vimrc

# ? Mar 31, 2015 06:11

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

who?

# ? Mar 31, 2015 06:13

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

darkpriest is a poster here he as a thread in ask tell his real name is Kevin Moore and he's a director for evil angel and makes vids
the thread is interestin if u into porn I guess it's amazing he bones women and films it then posts on here it's truly hosed up

# ? Mar 31, 2015 06:52

Flat Daddy: Dec 3, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

some1 told me "none on my compy, but i keep some on a usb".

# ? Mar 31, 2015 06:52

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I'm
intrigued by "no fap" but like meditation it seems great but
somethin for people with self control.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 06:52

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

only 98.3gb im afraid

# ? Mar 31, 2015 07:17

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 07:29

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

485

a cool 15 shy of the big 500

welp

# ? Mar 31, 2015 07:30

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

PuTTY riot posted:

what do you mean you don't masturbate?

masturbation is the manual stimulation of one's own sexual organs for the purpose of sexual gratification

# ? Mar 31, 2015 07:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

so are you lacking the sexual organs or the hands?

# ? Mar 31, 2015 07:49

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

infernal machines posted:

i had a girlfriend who liked to randomly rifle through my poo poo, she became intensely suspicious when she couldn't find any porn on my computer

A correct gf

# ? Mar 31, 2015 15:22

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

pornography isn't really my thing I must admit I don't have anything against it so long as no one is exploited ever in the world

I imagine it's less appealing when it takes a week for a picture to downloaf

# ? Mar 31, 2015 15:24

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

I had a gf once who's party trick was to search through peoples computers for *.wmv files or whatever and then play or delete all their porn depending on how drunk she was.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 15:30

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

I had to hide all my porn in an encrypted file like some sort of pervert

# ? Mar 31, 2015 15:30

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

I can't stand porn, because i will then be hours or days wondering if those person(s) were being exploited/forced to do that, and other than that it never really had much of an appeal for me

# ? Mar 31, 2015 15:58

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

two pics, one fore each titty

# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:34

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

I dunno, how many MB is on bing.com? thats how many

# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:43

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Celexi posted:

I can't stand porn, because i will then be hours or days wondering if those person(s) were being exploited/forced to do that, and other than that it never really had much of an appeal for me

there's an interesting documentary about it on netflix.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 16:44

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

phoney computer

# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:26

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

Filesystem Size Used Avail Capacity iused ifree %iused Mounted on
/dev/disk2 112Gi 95Gi 17Gi 86% 24949687 4373575 85% /porn

is an ssd which is why its a funny size

# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:39