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The Comedy Central Roast series seems to be getting more and more infrequent in its installments, but these are usually more than a good time.  Tonight's victim is polarizing douchebag Justin Bieber, who seems strange for a roast victim, but these things have been getting weirder and weirder in their casting in the last few. Here's the history of previous Roasts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy_Central_Roast#Roasts As for tonight, everybody's favorite vertically challenged comedian Kevin Hart hosts. Roasters include Hannibal Buress, Jeff Ross, Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O'Neal, Chris D'Elia, Natasha Leggero and Pete Davidson. Ross is always amazing, and I'd imagine Buress and Leggero could be good. Evening that out, why the hell is Martha Stewart involved? Shaq and Ludacris seem strange enough. The only one that seems weirder is The Situation roasting Donald Trump. In any event, this can't be any worse than the James Franco Roast, which seemed like a knockdown, drag-out contest between Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, and Andy Samberg as to who wanted to be Franco's favorite. e- Apparently jokes and references to Paul Walker have been banned. CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Mar 31, 2015 |
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Word is that Martha Stewart killed in her set. Also, here's what you won't see: Multiple Paul Walker jokes that were cut from broadcast.
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Mar 31, 2015 03:04
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"The only time you see this many black men on a stage is when Maury Povich is about to open the envelope to determine which is the father." e- Isn't this whole thing his 21st birthday present?
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Mar 31, 2015 03:07
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Kevin Hart is a goddamn clown and drat it that's great
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Mar 31, 2015 03:17
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That was a good stunt.CBJSprague24 posted:e- Isn't this whole thing his 21st birthday present? Eh, if the kid wants to spend his 21st birthday gathering a bunch of funny people to riff on him and each other while letting everyone else watch on TV, more power to him.
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Mar 31, 2015 03:17
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Davidson comes out swinging!
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Mar 31, 2015 03:20
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"And much like Superman, Shaq pretends to be a reporter and has never met his real father"
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Mar 31, 2015 03:23
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"Soul Plane is the worst experience of my life involving a plane."
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Mar 31, 2015 03:25
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Jesus Christ, Martha's scorching the earth here.
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Mar 31, 2015 04:01
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Oh my God Stewart is loving DOMINATING.
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Mar 31, 2015 04:01
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Martha.  Martha.  MARTHA STEWART.  I mean, I haven't even seen Jeff Ross yet and Martha has this over with. e- What happened to The Burn with Jeff Ross? That show beat the crap out of Inside Amy Schumer and that abortion Jeselnik hosted. CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Mar 31, 2015 |
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Mar 31, 2015 04:57
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Shaq? Shaq! UHHHHHHH! UHHHHHHH! I'm just speaking to him in his native tongue! UHHHHHHHHHHH!  Jeff Ross. e- "The only person who's inhaled more smoke than Snoop is Pete's dad inside the World Trade Towers." "I'm sorry, Shaq. I know it was your favorite building to climb." CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Mar 31, 2015 |
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Mar 31, 2015 05:06
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Picking up where I left off last night on DVR...Will Ferrell/Ron Burgundy. 
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Mar 31, 2015 14:48
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I really don't think they expected Pete Davidson to kill that hard early on, otherwise they would've saved him for later. The acts that followed weren't bad, but man, how do you top that? Between that and him being one of the few consistently great things about SNL, he's gonna explode in the next couple years.
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Mar 31, 2015 19:22
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You should change your name to Vanilla ISIS.
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Martha Stewart's bit could have been so cringey, but she owned it so hard and just seemed to be really enjoying herself. That was beautiful.
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