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Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"
5k Angel Romance or die :toxx:

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Morning Bell
Feb 23, 2006

Illegal Hen
5k worth of tasty words :toxx:

Killfast37
May 7, 2007
I'm only 10k words deep in a novel that should already be finished. 20k more words this month or else. :toxx:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
in with 5k :toxx:

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"
Carrot: Custom Avatar gift certificate for anyone registered in this thread by April 15 who finishes their novel (draft ok) or submits a short. Must also make your :toxx: obviously.

Killfast37
May 7, 2007
Knocked out 1.5k words today on my Alphasmart Neo in two hours instead of the usual 500 in three while juggling Firefox tabs on my second monitor.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
I wrote 910 words of my vampire/demon text-porno today.

I also wrote a bunch of words of 'literature' but I'm not counting those toward long walk.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
Checking in with a starting count of 30,214 words. I've written, uh, 90 more so far today. But the night is young :cheers:

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

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is that.... a child drinking beer? :O

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"
Starting count for me was 17,488. I wrote 29 words today :lol:... but I wasn't trying to write any, just reading back through my rough draft and made a few changes.

I still like my rough draft, at least.... I nearly cried with relief.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Starting count for me was 17,488. I wrote 29 words today :lol:... but I wasn't trying to write any, just reading back through my rough draft and made a few changes.

I still like my rough draft, at least.... I nearly cried with relief.

:ssj::hf::ssj:

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
good job everyone, take 100 steps today and also maybe tomorrow and soon enough you have walked one li

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

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angel opportunity posted:

good job everyone, take 100 steps today and also maybe tomorrow and soon enough you have walked one li

you are literally a dog's butthole. i bet your cute dog just sniffs you all day long being like "who is that." when you write a story it looks like poop. everytime u try to hold a pen it just goes up into you, because you are a butthole.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Do we post our dumb poo poo here, because I wrote a dumb poo poo story already.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

crabrock posted:

you are literally a dog's butthole. i bet your cute dog just sniffs you all day long being like "who is that." when you write a story it looks like poop. everytime u try to hold a pen it just goes up into you, because you are a butthole.

let's all walking as far as we can

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"

angel opportunity posted:

good job everyone, take 100 steps today and also maybe tomorrow and soon enough you have walked one li

the longest journey starts with 100 words of angels doing it

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
i'm at 3,000 words

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
4,700 words, nearly at the goal length for the weak-willed no risk noobs itt

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


2300 yo.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









angel opportunity posted:

4,700 words, nearly at the goal length for the weak-willed no risk noobs itt

its the long walk not the long jog systran some of us have bad knees

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
plus some of us want to actually write good words

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hammer Bro.
Jul 7, 2007

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Wait, you can do that? I wrote like a thousand words, then threw half of 'em away, rewrote five hundred more, and don't like reading them either.

Maybe I'll just stick to writing the interesting bits as they pop into my head then arrange them into some kind of vaguely-chronological order on the 30th. Semi-short stories don't need that frivolous stuff like context and logical progression, right?

On a related note, how kosher is it to hit the word count by the deadline but not have a complete story? Are we talking savory no-one-else-is-forced-to-read-it brisket, or overcooked and difficult-to-swallow pork chop?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Hammer Bro. posted:

Wait, you can do that? I wrote like a thousand words, then threw half of 'em away, rewrote five hundred more, and don't like reading them either.

Maybe I'll just stick to writing the interesting bits as they pop into my head then arrange them into some kind of vaguely-chronological order on the 30th. Semi-short stories don't need that frivolous stuff like context and logical progression, right?

On a related note, how kosher is it to hit the word count by the deadline but not have a complete story? Are we talking savory no-one-else-is-forced-to-read-it brisket, or overcooked and difficult-to-swallow pork chop?

noone cares, tbh. This is a toxx-rod for people who want to pick it up and apply it to their rear end; but be aware angel opportunity/systran is the designated Toxxecutioner so attempts to soft-pedal your effort might be unwise.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









crabrock posted:

you are literally a dog's butthole. i bet your cute dog just sniffs you all day long being like "who is that." when you write a story it looks like poop. everytime u try to hold a pen it just goes up into you, because you are a butthole.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
at about 1200 words in approx an hour or two of combined writing time

big loads of word-spunk being shot irl

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006
4k. :toxx:

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
Hi goons. Would you guys be up to convene on IRC somewhere around April 15th? I was talking to Twist about it, and we agreed that it could be good for everyone participating to check in, trade insults, talk shop, and give a little extra motivation. The thread is cool but slow, and having a monthly "meetup" or whatever could keep those of us who are literal children somewhat on task.

Thoughts?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



I think that's a great idea. Juggling all the time zones might be a hassle, so there might have to be two "sessions" or something, but it'd be nice to give everyone that needs it a little kick in the rear end.

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

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I'll come if systran isn't

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Sure.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

crabrock posted:

I'll come if systran isn't

how's your loving space simulator browser-based game that doesn't even have Newtonian physics going? you piece of poo poo? i bet you gave up on it

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Sitting Here posted:

Hi goons. Would you guys be up to convene on IRC somewhere around April 15th? I was talking to Twist about it, and we agreed that it could be good for everyone participating to check in, trade insults, talk shop, and give a little extra motivation. The thread is cool but slow, and having a monthly "meetup" or whatever could keep those of us who are literal children somewhat on task.

Thoughts?

Sounds good to me, too.

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006
I think its a good call

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

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angel opportunity posted:

how's your loving space simulator browser-based game that doesn't even have Newtonian physics going? you piece of poo poo? i bet you gave up on it

:cry:

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
Cool. I have no idea how many time zones we're working with. At a glance, it looks like a lot. The 15th is a Wednesday, which I assume a lot of people work. Having two sessions would probably be best.

This is super informal, but for organization's sake I was thinking we could do one around 7PM UTC (evening for europe goons, early afternoon for most US goons) and another around 2AM UTC (10PM for US east coast, 7PM for the west coast). Some of us are neckbeards and will be hanging around IRC all day anyway. If that's too hard to manage during the work week, we could maybe push it back to Friday the 17th. That way it would be Saturday for any goons in NZ since I'm guessing none of the previously mentioned times are super convenient during the week.

I dunno though. I guess we can start from there and people can let me know if other times would work better. im bad at time zone.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Actually, is there already an irc channel for CC or for this specific event? Did I miss that somewhere? :downs:

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
can't do friday but you all have fun

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

RedTonic posted:

Actually, is there already an irc channel for CC or for this specific event? Did I miss that somewhere? :downs:

#thunderdome on synirc is where most people actually hang out and talk

#longwalk exists but is so far rarely used...mostly just people who are already in #thunderdome idling and never talking

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

angel opportunity posted:

#thunderdome on synirc is where most people actually hang out and talk

#longwalk exists but is so far rarely used...mostly just people who are already in #thunderdome idling and never talking

Thank you! I'll have to log in and... uh, not idle.

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crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

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angel opportunity posted:

#thunderdome on synirc is where most people actually hang out and talk

#longwalk exists but is so far rarely used...mostly just people who are already in #thunderdome idling and never talking

So have you actually managed to grow any hair yet or are you still getting sad about being bald, shaving the whole thing and sulkily looking into the mirror or what

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