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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
a lot of teenagers read books that are over their intellectual level and are thus tricked into believing discordianism is a real religion. i assure you, its not. As cool as it sounds it is as fake as church of the subgenius. There is no dealy lama. there is not mgt. there is no operation mindfuck. u cant Immanentize the eschaton. pretending to be a discordian will cause adults to laugh at you.

thanks for your attention. hail eris.

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Thanks, but I worship Glycon.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

fnord

:secondpost:

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Thanks, but I worship Glycon.

ooooh... hoollEEEEEshiiiiit

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

West SAAB Story posted:

:secondpost:


ooooh... hoollEEEEEshiiiiit

worthless post.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

Nathilus posted:

worthless post.

Yes, yes you did.

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
Does anyone actually care about any of this who isn't living in 1975?

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Disconnecticus posted:

Does anyone actually care about any of this who isn't living in 1975?

OP cares deeply.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Disconnecticus posted:

Does anyone actually care about any of this who isn't living in 1975?

yup, smug college people eat it the gently caress up.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Hmm.... I wonder how many discordian business owners there are in Indiana? Who will they refuse to serve under Pence's new law?

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

its a great book (trilogy???) but i dont think anyone ever thought it was a "real religion"

i tried to read schrodingers cat and it kinda sucked tho

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Nathilus posted:

yup, smug college people eat it the gently caress up.

Why do you care about what people in college think? Are you a highscool girl?

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
That's because Shea was the real writer.

Bob "how many times can I get people to pay for the same book" Wilson was just never as good.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Subgenius isn't much of a thing anymore, is it?

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Nathilus posted:

yup, smug college people eat it the gently caress up.

I thought I was deep and sassy but it turns out I'm just kinda of a dumb whore.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Hobohemian posted:

Why do you care about what people in college think? Are you a highscool girl?

cuz they think its cool and pretend to be discordians, which is obnoxious.

Inevitable posted:

Subgenius isn't much of a thing anymore, is it?

one would hope not.

Ronwayne posted:

I thought I was deep and sassy but it turns out I'm just kinda of a dumb whore.

condolences. I made this thread in the hopes of saving some people who would otherwise become like you. Even dumb whores dont deserve to be tricked. theres nothing wrong with weed and sex magic but at the same time you should do them for the right reasons, and of your own true will.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Nathilus posted:

cuz they think its cool and pretend to be discordians, which is obnoxious.


one would hope not.


condolences. I made this thread in the hopes of saving some people who would otherwise become like you. Even dumb whores dont deserve to be tricked. theres nothing wrong with weed and sex magic but at the same time you should do them for the right reasons, and of your own true will.

your fuckin gay

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Whats Discordianism?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Nathilus posted:

cuz they think its cool and pretend to be discordians, which is obnoxious.

All college students are obnoxious regardless, so I don't get why you're so hung up on this one thing,

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

your fuckin gay

thanks! i like ur av.


psyopmonkey posted:

Whats Discordianism?

a fake religion that was invented by a couple nerds who were on LSD back in the day.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

speak more on this dealy lama. sounds legit to me

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Hobohemian posted:

All college students are obnoxious regardless, so I don't get why you're so hung up on this one thing,

its... PARTICULARLY obnoxious? also hmmm you seem a little upset? u a pretend-discordian?

SHARTING BEAR posted:

speak more on this dealy lama. sounds legit to me

its tim leary post-enlightenment. but keep in mind this is a fiction. leary never achieved enlightenment, he embraced Maya too hard.

edit: malaclypse the younger WAS a real person though. think 70s romeo rose.

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
It's about as obnoxious as people working on the college paper who decide they can be Hunter Thompson if they use a cigarette holder and mumble a lot. Or worse, try to actually emulate his writing.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Nathilus posted:

its... PARTICULARLY obnoxious? also hmmm you seem a little upset? u a pretend-discordian?

I'm just trying to piece together what kind of moronic life you live where this is an issue of enough importance to make a thread about it.I lack the capacity to care less about discordianism.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Disconnecticus posted:

It's about as obnoxious as people working on the college paper who decide they can be Hunter Thompson if they use a cigarette holder and mumble a lot. Or worse, try to actually emulate his writing.

It was truly a raucous good time, these filthy beasts were posting over each other. Sweaty orange fingers flying on those black keys under a moonlight of the bathroom light.

Filthy beasts that discussed the intricacies of cuckolding and homosexuality.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

oh wait this is one of the religions in everquest right

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Hobohemian posted:

I'm just trying to piece together what kind of moronic life you live where this is an issue of enough importance to make a thread about it.I lack the capacity to care less about discordianism.

psyopmonkey is posting better than you in this thread

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Hobohemian posted:

I'm just trying to piece together what kind of moronic life you live where this is an issue of enough importance to make a thread about it.

oh im sorry i didnt know that GBS threads had to be all ~deep~ and ~meaningful~, like discordianism. but thanks for getting me back in line, GBS theme editor and discordian hobohemian.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hey, I think that...

code:

dumb poo poo about stuff

Gas op, ban thread, salt earth, get a slurpee.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

lmao

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

its a video game. its not real life.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

thank you for clearing this up op.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

I'm the omnibenevolent poly father ask me anything.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Nathilus posted:

its a video game. its not real life.

prove it

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

thank you for clearing this up op.

np



nah im lazy i guess youll just have to take it............. on faith! hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA1!!!

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

3shut the heck up, op

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Vorik posted:

3shut the heck up, op

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Vorik posted:

3shut the heck up, op

another discordian. sigh~ come back to us man. reality is all right. come on.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



So what you're saying is that all religions aren't just made up?

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Ante Christ
May 8, 2007
This is why I became a Scientologist. It's totally for real guys, it even has science in the name!

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